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Starbucks Billed Rescuers For Water – You Afghan terrorists think you can destroy capitalism in America?!?! HA!!!
Warner Village Cinemas

Maybe we’ll make it to the cinema tonight…We got as far as the pop
quiz at the pub last night before…well…sitting in the pub all
night. Nice one.

Weakest Link Update

Claire – You leave with nothing.
Claire feels gutted. Shame.

Going to watch Scary Movie 2 tonight – it’s gonna be sweeet. We’re being blessed with an appearance from Skipper (EvilOli:Andrew Savage a.k.a Mr.Bitter a.k.a Scadbad a.k.a Clues a.k.a Scruffy Bastard).

X-Fire Update
Ben and I are watching this new program on Channel 4, ‘X-summat’ (EvilOli:
It’s called X-fire you pair of twats). It looks like it’s the best
program of all time…except the commentator is a dick. It’s a bit like
Gladiators but with paintball instead of pugil sticks and
Little Yin is the queen of this program…Check out the link:

X-Fire
X-Fire live with Oliworld.co.uk + JME

X-Fire LIVE!
18:40 – The team are going for the ‘EXTREME’ difficulty level! Guess what? They suck so they’ll all die quickly….
18:41 – Clawz is guarding the stairs…Slightly Aryian looking Helmet is in the final room (EvilOli:
Can we say gas chamber?)…Little Yin is floating around…Morgan (the
black guy) seems to be taking orders from everyone…I hate racial
discrimination…
18:40 – Hellmut has killed everyone but 1…ha ha ha…
18:41
- The sexy ladies smoke Mazza’s candy a$$ and we’re officially the
WORST TEAM EVER to play this game – and they’re the only one!
18:45 – MISSION CONTROL, SIGNING OUT

It doesn’t really seem to work in text format…

Sunday Night Fun

Wow – last night was cool! Watched WWF unforgiven at Tony’s place, and it was sweeeet. Why not CLICK HERE to find out why I’m still the KING of PPV!!! Also have a look at:
WWF.Com
Wrestleline’s Scott Keith Rant for Unforgiven

Big News!
I was hungry at 3am this morning, so I went to get a penguin from Tony’s kitchen (he was asleep). I tiptoed past his dog (EvilOli:
Bastard canine from Hell) to get my mits on the beautiful chocolate
snack when I heard on the radio that SAS troops were in Afghanistan,
had circled the mountin hideout of Osama Bin Laden and were ready to
‘pluck’ him out of his abode whenever George W. Bush said ‘Make it
so!’. How suprised was I when, on returning home today at 12pm, to find
not a mention of this on Teletext, Ceefax or on the ITN or BBC news!!!
Weird huh?

So was it a cover-up? Was it a top-level conspiracy? (EvilOli: Or was it the crack that you were smoking earlier in the night?) Whatever it was, wait and see what transpires – my conspiracy theory is that the SAS are
in Afghanistan, but haven’t got the proper international permissions to
kidnap someone who they may have little evidence against…So they’ll
wait (they’ll probably snatch Uncle Bin Laden as well) until they have got permission, then the news reports will return as if these events are happening in the future.

You heard it here first folks…

(EvilOli: I think I saw that on X-Files once, actually…)

Dat Picture

In a special edition of Oliworld, I am going to have a couple of features

with something that hasn’t had much coverage of late, but one which I
think deserves some…The suspected ‘terrorist’ attack on America.
Above
is the picture which was going to be on the cover of The Coup’s new
album…before someone took exception to their artwork and cancelled
it! Weird that…

…Later, i’ll post some top scanz from my postbox – believe me it’s worth seeing what made the postman nearly faint today!!!!

What The Postman Saw…

This postcard from my Sister…You
have to read the content (click below the Empire State Building) of the
postcard…freaky shit. Life is a throw of the dice guys…

Good Morning!

Link this page – Innovation is alive and well.
Urban Legends Reference Page – Not the film :( but a really good source of ‘real’ info (EvilOli: That sounded so gay.)

Today i’m thinking of new and different things to post on the website.
Another one of my old sites, Shopshake.Com, has been resurrected (ok
it’s not so old) so if you want to look at it it’s linked on the left…

and here:

Geese!

One of my friend’s Dad is an bit of a freak – he absolutely loves
Geese! I think there’s an unhealthy sort of relationship between ‘man’
and ‘man’s best friend’ (the goose), but that’s another article.
Anyway, in response to this guy’s ‘special needs’, here’s today’s Goose Links!

Geese Care Information
Geese in Alaska!
Geese Porn!
Geese Zippos!
! Discretion Advised ! Info for Goose Hunters!

Political News

Taliban Shoot Down Unmanned Spyplane – Did America learn from China and take their pilots out of the cockpit?
CNN uses archive footage to manipulate masses? – Very interesting if this is true…
America’s Tribute to Heroes – A massive telethon to raise money for the victims of the attack on the WTC. (EvilOli:However much they raise, I bet it isn’t as much as 1% of the ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS that the military ‘response’ to the attack is going to cost.)

Good News
Israel may meet with Palestine
World should not miss this opportunity to end the Israeli Apartheid

Oh My God! I almost forgot the big story…
Backstreet Boy releases statement clarifying WTC remarks – Now that’s out of the way…

Slander + Controversy = Well Spent Saturday!

More attacks today? – I had to put a link just in case there was another attack, then I could say ‘told you so!’ (EvilOli: Not that your sorry ass wrote it!)
US encouraging starvation in Afghanistan?
Gas in Turkmenistan – If Afghanistan was a little more relaxed (EvilOli: Dead?) then would this little deal get looked at again?
The First Casualty – Civil Liberties?

CNN Bashing
Military personnel worked in CNN?
The US Army loves CNN

Carnivore Info – This is info on the system the US Government uses to read your e-mail. Sweet.
Carnivore FAQ