Buck your ideas up!

The Daily Motivator – For Marlini

With
this sort of info freely available on the Internet, it’s amazing that
there’s no worldwide terrorist threat from global extremist
organizations…
Anarchists Cookbook and Terrorist’s Handbook
How to build a thermo-nuclear bomb
Guns America – Arm yourself!!!

Don’t like your country of birth?
Dominican Republic Second Passports
Or a passport from Grenada
Don’t like your caste?
Buy yourself into the British nobility!
Don’t like your love life?
Buy a wife! and why you shouldn’t buy one…
Don’t like your neighbours?
Buy a snake!
Don’t like the prospect of WW3?
Buy a Missilie base!
Don’t like your pet dog or cat?
Buy a monkey! but read this first…

Check This Out!

I found my old website, the Honeycomb
Hideout, on my computer and it has been resurrected in full for your
viewing pleasure! Relive the pics of Batfink, Superted, the A-Team and
more! Just click on the picture above or the link on the left hand side
under ‘links’…

Pool Kings

Me, Ben, Sam, Ali, Dave and Greg played pool for
the Reindeer tonight – I have added all of the info to emphasise the
fact that we won 7 (yes SEVEN) games to 0 (NIL). Ben reckoned it was
the first time the team had won 7-0 (and it’s only the second time i’ve
ever played, and I have an 100% record…I don’t mean to brag but…(EvilOli: Shut the fuck up!)…sorry…

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll post my first little article, instructions for
making a little ‘indoor firework display’ out of a disposable cigarette
lighter. The reason why it is in my mind is that when we left the pub
we all went to Greg’s place and I did this (controlled) explosion on
his computer table…he wasn’t best pleased.

Watched ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’ again today – I think that’s 5 times now
in about 20 days, a new record for me I think. I don’t know what keeps
me watching it because it isn’t exactly critically brilliant but shit
it is funny.

Yasmin Bleeth is in the shit. Drugs kill, kids. (EvilOli: No comment.)

Tony’s got a big-ass scar from his pendicitis (sp?), I have informed
him of his obligation to get a tattoo which reads ‘Thug Life’ over it,
he is thinking it over.

While I remember:

The Spark – One of the funniest sites ever. Go and test yourself now.
NBA.com
Wrestleline.com
Slashwrestling.com
Amazon.co.uk – I just bought ‘The Satanic Verses’ from them, if I get it in the post tomorrow then I’ll give them a good rating.
Eastbay.com – Sporting clothing and goods from America

The Satanic Verses

Sender: orders@amazon.co.uk
X-Amazon-ORDER-Sender: orders@amazon.co.uk
X-Amazon-ORDER-Sender-IP: [217.xxx.176.107]
X-Amazon-ORDER-Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2001 21:03:54 +0000 (UTC)
X-Amazon-ORDER-Recipient: oli@oliworld.co.uk

Thank you for ordering from Amazon.co.uk
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Well my book, ‘The Satanic Verses’ by Salman Rushdie arrived this
morning, the 20th of Septemeber, at around 8am. A very good service by Amazon I reckon.
I’m
reading it to look at both sides of the religious story in my ongoing
quest to find the truth in our ever evolving socio-political
environment (EvilOli: Nurse! We’re losing him…).

I think that a lot of people could do with reading a few verses of the Qu’ran (EvilOli:
Or the Bible(!)) before condemning people based upon the mass media’s
interpretation of their belief systems. Attempting to learn from
others, even if you begin with a cynical point of view, is better than
swallowing whatever Rupert Murdoch, Ted Turner, George W. Bush or even *cough* Tony Blair serves up for you.
This
opinion is dedicated to Mandeep ‘Reuben’ Tiwana, may all of your Gods
bless him and his little vices (alcoholism, gambling addiction,
paedophilia, hatred of the West, hatred of the East…)

5.25pm BBC1 21st September 2001

5.25pm BBC1 21st September 2001 – Tune in to see the Queen of television news Kate Sanderson’s last day on the job at Newsround,
before she moves on to bigger and better things (Watchdog? Watercolour
Challenge?). For those who don’t know KS is my mum’s sister’s half
cousin once removed, so we’re practically siblings.

Looks like John Prescott is not going to be prosecuted for ‘defending’ himself against the eggs of a protestor in the run-up to this years General Election. That guy was a twat (EvilOli: And that protestor was a….)

Evolution Links

Essay on Darwin’s Theory of evolution
Explanation of “Occam’s Razor” – “When you have two competing theories which make exactly the same predictions, the one that is simpler is the better.”

Evolution v The Christian Faith
Deficiencies in the Darwinian Theories: Islamic Evolution Traverses the Missing Link

Pokemon

Forest storm to a 1-0 win over Bradford!!!

Forest up to 9th in the 1st Division!
Jermaine Jenas, the only scorer this evening, is God! (Apologies Kuyan, Marlo, Aida, Shah etc.)
Nottingham Forest Online

Instructions for making indoor firework display

Instructions for making ‘Indoor Firework Display’

!!!!!Important Notice!!!!!

Before trying this please practice in a controlled environment (such as a shared kitchen in a university), as the effect may be greater than you expect…Never attempt to perform any sort of explosion around cats or pet rodents (dogs are fair game however). If you do not understand why it is dangerous to perform such things without proper supervision then you may find a job here.

Click on ‘link’ for the full article….

1 – Ingredients
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2 x Disposable cigarette lighter
1 x Room with hard floor or desk and curtains
1 x Lightswitch

2 – Recipe
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- Remove the silver cover from the front of the top of one of the lighters. Careful not to cut your fingers on the sharp edges!

- Remove the grinding wheel from the top of the lighter. You can do whatever you want with this, I enjoy trying to carve ’4 Real’ into the arms of Manic Street Preachers’ fans.

- Flint (small hard stone) and spring from the top of the lighter, and throw the rest of it away.

- Now the tricky bit…Stretch the spring at one end, then bend it so that there is a loop in the metal. Wrap the loop around the piece of flint. This may seem a little difficult at first but with a little practice becomes second nature! (You have to have a lot of time on your hands…)

- CLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise the curtains.

- Take the other lighter and, whilst holding the spring with your other hand, heat the flint until it glows orange.

- QUICK!!!! Turn off the lights and throw the glowing flint at your hard surface!

- Marvel at your exploding, sparkling, indoor firework display (and blind dog).

3 – Variations
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There are many variations to this little…’trick’…but one of my personal favourites involves enlisting the help of a friend and a can of ‘Haze’ or any flammable liquid. Spray a puddle on the floor where you’re going to throw the flint and then get the crazy hell away from it!

4 – Warnings
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Please bear in mind that this article is only here for instructional purposes etc. and you shouldn’t try it yada yada yada but seriously the biggest warning I have is choosing your location to perform this amazing stunt. Friends can get pissed off if you explode on their computer, for example, as the residue from it (it just wipes off!) can look pretty nasty at first…Oh well, friendships are made to be destroyed I suppose…

5 – Thanks
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This instructional article could not have been made possible without the help of Matias Ristimaki and his crack Finnish military training. Also thanks to Greg for his donation of an experimental explosion zone in his room, and to Warwick Uni accomodation services, Cryfield Halls 1 and 2.