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Wow big news from last night but i just got kicked out of the compute rromm…aaagghhhh!!!! I went to Switzerland…It was wild!!! Will tell more later…

Yo yo yo

Yo so I went snowboarding at Les Deux Alpes
on Sunday and my oh my it was so cool! I was warned by everyone that it
would be hard the first time and that I would really ache etc….it’s
true…but still the feeling you get when you go for a tiny bit and you
feel in control…it’s amazing…

Other News

Hmm…what else…Ramadan is now in full swing and
I’m quite used to it now…it’s a bit strange because not eating
becomes less of an issue the longer it continues…now instead of
thinking (for example) that it’s time for lunch, I think that it’s time
to *do* something…One of my major problems is that in France the
shops take massive lunch breaks so I can’t check out the town while
everyone else is eating.

I’ve made friends with two girls from my Italian class which is pretty
sweet…One’s French but North African, the other is French but is
actually half Spanish, quarter French, eighth Italian and an eighth
Egyptian! Cool mixture. Last night we were in this girl’s room when the
French equivalent of Going For Gold was on telly so we had to
watch…some things are just top quality in any language…

Ok i’m off, look after your pets because it’s christmas soon…

It’s Your Birthday

Hmmm last night was pretty cool all things
considered (and all politics aside). It was Joss’s birthday celebration
so we went to this little Italian restaurant (about 15 of us) and had
some good food…then I had to work (life as an internationally renound
DJ never stops!) but it was a really good night, it was the first day
of Beaujolais in France so every bar had offers regarding cheap wine
which meant people up for a good time…

…and the evening ended very nicely as I accidentaly added a girl to
my romantic mix, this time from Scotland! Ooops. She’s really nice
though (not that just because she’s from Scotland she wouldn’t be nice
but whatever…)

Funny Searches etc

So here’s some great searches to brighten
up your Christmas. These were done on Google on Christmas Day 2001
(December 25th). Do not email me telling me they’re wrong coz I don’t
care.

Search Term: “i love oli”
Site: Arwyn’s Journal – Read about her life!

Search Term: “i hate oli”
Site: Beschreibung – Some chick’s homework (I think)

Search Term: “Oli rules”
Site: Oli rules – French bloke. Pok�mon. Fish. Say no more.

Search Term: “Oli does not rule”
Site: Your search – “oli does not rule” – did not match any documents. – I knew it!

Search Term: “Tesco porn”
Site: Free Hardcore Sex – cock facial cumshots adultchecksites … – I had to know…

Knackered

So it’s still Ramadan but I have encountered a new problem…well two problems, one old and one new.
The
old one is that I find it very difficult (read: impossible) to wake up
at 6am to eat…and even if I could wake up then I couldn’t eat anything
anyway because I just feel sick. The second problem is that now I have
given up drinking and smoking I find it VERY difficult to sleep…last
night I lay awake until 5am unable to sleep and being annoyed about not
being able to sleep. Oh well, I’ll have to find some other nocturnal
activities (which don’t infringe on any other Ramadan rules!)…

News? Well I have had two exams this week…one in translation class
(English to French) and I just finished one in grammar class (French
grammar). They weren’t very hard. I have come to realise that it’s not
so hard being an Erasmus student (he he he).

We might go snowboarding on Sunday for the first time. Sweet. We have to rent the stuff first though, but it should be cool.

Regarding the girl I kissed last Thursday…kinda funny…she shares a
class with the semi-crazy Italian girl and she’s been getting a number
of evil glares from her, and on Saturday night she called her a bitch
in a bar….Now I know I shouldn’t laugh but this kind of thing has
never happened to me before so I am allowed to be a little amused (even
though I wish it weren’t the case). We’ll see what goes down. Oh yeah
the Mexican chickita split up with her boyfriend. He he he.

I bought an expresso machine!!! It did cost a lot (40 quid) but it does
have a cappucino attachment and a regular coffee percolator. Cool!!!

For all of the people in the world who know Marlini (the majority I
think) she’s coming to visit on the 30th so if you have any gifts for
me (OH COME ON PEOPLE!!!) then give them to her so that she gets
stopped at customs…It’d be funny, admit it…

Ho ho ho

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Ramadan

Yo today is the first day of Ramadan! I hope
everyone who’s participating hasn’t been tempted by a cup of tea and a
sandwich yet…but seriously for a second (ha!) good luck to
everyone…especially the Malaysian Congregation from Warwick (this
year and last year).

And Novia – If I had stopped smoking, drinking and eating on the same day…I would have died.

Today’s Google Link

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Sends ‘em straight to my door!