Doggystyle

Snoop says: You think you got da bomb coz I rolled you a joint?

It’s 12am!!!!! (elsewhere), it’s 8pm here and things are looking average to poor – EJ just went TO SLEEP, claiming masturbation exhaustion (seems fair enough), so i’m gonna have to wake up the other thrid of the HongKongMafia triad clan gangsta family, John. We’re sure tonight’s gonna be good, and I’m sure coz i’m drinking from a square bottle (look it up)..Doggystyle is on the hifi (all time classic favourite best album) and life is good. I gotta think of my NYRs before tomorrow but I think I’ve already written most of them…

Next NYR – Poker rules…nex tyear I have to make more time for this game…

Westside…

50 Cent – Doing My Thing

I’ve gone from MOB to 50 Cent today…interesting…so today I had a haircut and it’s quite short. It was meant to be my ‘term 1 haircut’ as I seem to have about 1 per term, but I might have been a bit premature (EvilOli: Not for the first time! (Oli:SORRY?))…we’ll see.

I talked on the phone to my cousin Lizzie last night (she called at like 1am, totally pissed at a party) which was so cool…another NYR is to keep up the contact with the family (as Mystic Meg says, after finding true love – family connections are next). Respect.

Campus was alive last night to the sounds of Counterstrike playing…that game is kick ass when you’re playing with a lot of friends.

Songs to listen to:
50 Cent – Doing My Thing
Fabolous – Damn
50 Cent – Back Down

Clone cult firm raided in S Korea – I knew it!
Federally funded study measures porn arousal – God bless America

Another New Year’s Resolution

Don’t let people play with your camera…

The last picture of 2002 and I didn’t even look at the camera. Denied. I’ll post what I was looking at tomorrow hehehe…

The Future is Now

Mystic Meg got my life sorted…

Cancer
LOVE STARS FOR SINGLES 2003: You will find your true love. You know at first glance who offers genuine love. It does mean widening your view of who is right for you, for this person has a background very different from yours. Key days for finding love are the 9th and 18th of the month. It might be on a holiday or when you sign up to learn a skill or a language. This person has visited the world’s most fascinating places and by November you are travelling together.

What What

WTC recycled – Twin Towers steel to be used for US warship – That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard (erm…almost)
From science and computers, a new face of Jesus – He’s a clone
Little Shrill Voices – Cat Art – Specially for Laura
Bum Cat, Drum Cat by Max Yoho – This is the guy that won the poetry competition – I came 2nd (total entrants…erm…0.028985507246376811594202898550725*69)

Miss World 2002 – Azra Akin – Turkey

“I hope I will represent the women of the world in a good way” said Azra. “I am very honoured to be Miss World, I think it is good for a woman to have this position, and I hope I can make a difference.”

Erm…no offence darling, but how many men have had this position? I suppose it’s not a crossword competition….

Unlucky

So today I was the most happy person ever (ok that is a little exaggeration but still) anyway point is I actually wrote to someone saying ‘Nothing could make me unhappy’…hmmm….fate…

I’ve decided to stop talking to chicks in general until term starts again, they just piss me off – So far in the last week I’ve found out that not only does my ex-ex-girlfriend have a new boyfriend (great), my ex-girlfriend has a new boyfriend (lovely) and today, well, let’s just say the news didnt stop in the past (super)…FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Fuck off. I’m still happy.

News

The best news ever…aliens have cloned a baby and are now using humans as food…Oh no I read the story wrongly…anyway it’s exciting news for biologists!!!! Right Dalan?!?! (Dalan: Virology is not the same as Biology.)

BBC – Cloned baby birth claim
Yahoo! News – Company Clonaid Claims to Have Produced First Human Clone – I want one…
How Stuff Works – Cloning – I don’t want one any more, that is too gross.I didn’t realise women were involved in the process. I thought that was the point of developing this new technology…

Stir over TV cook hygiene – Sorry I was supposed to put this little badboy at the top!!!

Smoke weed every day…

Nice little trip to the Aunt / Uncle’s for boxing day, big family reunion (3 families + grandparents = binge)…It was so good to see all of the cousins (most of the cousins) that I haven’t seen for ages…Jeremy and I are peas from the same space pod and the Gatti girls are turning into models!! Believe it!!
When I woke up today I was so happy to be alive…I’ve never sat and just drunk 10 pints of Boddingtons…I’m not sure how impressed the ‘elder generation’ were (actually I know exactly how impressed they were – not one bit). I don’t really mind though coz I managed to get the mobile numbers of the cousins so I’m going to make one of those New Year’s thingies to keep in contact with my posse (I need you, i need you on the floor).