Crap

Ok maybe i have more to worry about than a lustful Jap…I reckon i might have glandular fever. Here’s the facts:

Symptoms
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Sore throat and swollen tonsils – Check
A rash – Nope, but this is due to doctors wrongly prescribing drugs so i wouldn’t expect to have it
Enlarged and sore lymph glands – Check
Flu symptoms: high temperatures*maybe*, aches and pains*maybe*, loss of appetite*Check* and headaches*Check*.
Fatigue – Check
Swollen Eyes – How the fuck do you get swollen eyes??? – Nope

9 Symptoms, 5 Definites, 2 Maybes, 2 No’s. I might have a blood test today if i can find some backstreet doctor…

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