Here’s Looking At You

Oh God, it’s a good job I only just
found this little bad boy…It’s the first time i’ve ever seen a real
webcam and they rule!!! I’ve put a little archive of pics and a FILM!
Of ME!

I am worried about myself…Medical Classification of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, NPD

Be Careful…

…what you wish for…

Click here for my VIDEO MESSAGE to my sister…

I swear this is the last one (tonight)…

Clues

How
about this for a mega karma story…So this bullshit strike is on
across Italy today…My usual attitude towards all protests are that
they’re great unless the mess me around and then they are stupid…Well
when I left the computer this morning I went to get some food and I was
hit by a wall of people…

…’What a great protest’, thought I, ‘They are not affecting my life one little bit!’

So I went off in search of a sandwich…And every time I turned down a
street it was FULL of people all walking towards me…The stock of the
protest was falling, rapidly. I just didn’t understand it, because this
was an Italy-wide protest about (as I understand it) the opposition to
a new law about employers
being
able to fire employees easier. Good idea – So what the fuck has Che
Guevara got to do with it? Every one of the stinking gyppo protestors
was wearing his stupid, smiling face as they sung their way around town
(and between me and my sandwich)…

Anyway finally I got to the sandwich place and by now I was cussing
these guys out…most were about 14, which begged the question ‘Did
they actually know what they were protesting against?’…Anyway I got
the food and made my way back to the computer when I remembered that I
had to walk all the way over the other side of town (20 mins at least)
to buy my train ticket for Thursday…I didn’t want to risk not getting
one…

…So I head over, dodging these friggin’ Poll Tax Protestor(sp?)
rejects and finally I got to the station. I was too hot, tired of
protestors and bored. And here’s the punchline: The ticket office
people were on strike!!! That made me smile…Watch out for karma, it’s
a bitch.

Oh Baby

Millions Strike in Italy – Not the Cybercafes though…
Gary Neville to Captain England – WTF?!
BBC Online’s You Be The Chancellor – Someone had some time on their hands (apart from me). Oh yeah: My Results
NTHellworld.com – Just bought by NTL.
Europe Refuses Net Censorship – Great…So CLICK HERE FOR PORN!!!

Super Mario World – On GBA. It can’t be long…

Funn

Joker

Start at the bottom and read upwards. You might get it, you might not.

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From: “Jonathan”
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Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:54:46 -0500
Subject: Re: Your link has been rejected.

Oh yeah…please disregard any such submissions. Sorry a site designed to
help people is unsuitable. Blessings…

Jonathan Lazar

www.lazarministries.com

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Finally

That ho is just finishing off her call. She must be
loaded…Maybe I should hook up with her…Another pearl of wisdom:
“They say watching tv is one of the best ways [of learning
italian]“….”When someone talks fast, we can tell”….

Late Night Fun

Well I found something to do…Guess what?!?!
The Internet! I haven’t been online much recently (all day) so I
thought this evening I’d do some updating of my site
www.clubsindex.com. And update I did…I have been through about 400
separate(sp?) records in my database and I am starting to get screen
squint. Oh well, it’s satisfying work and it is preparing me to take on
the financial corporate Internet world and win this year! Yeah!

Oooops

Well it was inevitable…after finishing the two books
i went back to the bookshop and, well, might have gone OTT…I bought
the Lord Of The Rings, all 3 volumes in one book. Well it’s an excuse
to not go out with the German guy hahahahahaha (i am so sad).

On the subject of sad I had a big rant planned about this bitch in a
coffee shop charging me so much for a cappuccino but i have forgotten
about it so i wont…

…Sad #3: Life for the *mixed asians* who do the stupid painting of
names on the streets here in Florence must be horrible, as well as the
ones who make the stupid fucking grasshoppers, as well as the black
guys who sell the fake bags and watches. I think i’m bored having
nothing to do, but they must be near suicidal….