Quote of the Day (sic)

“So like it was like 300 whatever to the dollar, but Vienna’s in the EU so like they used the Euro.”

That bitch is still on the phone.

Oh Baby

Well
I finished the book I bought yesterday (The Brethren) (WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I’M BORED?!?!), that’s over 1000 pages in 2 days. And i’ve been
sleeping so well…but i’m just about ready to get away from America
(err i mean Florence)…
It is quite depressing just hearing
Americans talk to their fucking parents all day on their
mobiles….like I am now (listening, not talking)…It is a bit weird
how some people just don’t seem to give a fuck about where they are,
they just talk loud about their personal lives. SHUT THE FUCK UP
GIRL!!!! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SIGNING UP FOR YOUR CLASSES! OR
YOUR STUPID BITCH PROBABLY-UGLY FRIEND’S NEW COMPUTER! I honestly
didn’t think that people really had the kind of Baywatch voice until I
came here. It is quite scary. Oh my god i don’t believe it, at least 6
more idiots just walked in. I’m so glad my computer is in the corner
and next to it the computer is broken!!! SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR DAD’S
THUMB! I DON’T CARE!

Sorry. The German guy is trying to further our friendship. It’s not
working working. He suggested we take a ride in his car to view the
city. I suggested no. Oh yeah last night we were ‘chatting’ and he said
‘I don’t mind if we takl in english because it is so frustrating
talking in italian all of the time’. I said ‘whatever’ and we started
talking in english. I nearly pissed myself…He is good, don’t get me
wrong, but every time he forgot a word (like Christmas) he cussed
himself out SO BADLY!!! If he was Japanese I think he would have fallen
on his sword right there and then…”CHRISTMAS! Of course! Stupid
Tom!”. I am a shitbag.

Stop Thief

Oh dear me…someone just stole this woman’s bag
in the cybercafe…she went a bit mental (is still going mental)…oh
it’s ok she’s gone to the police station.

Well i bought a book yesterday and read it over night and this
morning…’The Chamber’ by John Grisham. Interesting…it’s about the
death penalty in america etc and a young lawyers fight etc. It was
quite long….but good nonetheless. 7/10. 647 pages. I think i read
pretty quickly because i also slept for 11 hours last night (my longest
for ages) which was so nice.
No tobacco or alcohol now for 42 hours and no signs of any physical or mental dependance. I stand by my previous comments.

Oh the woman’s back and she’s baying for blood. I feel really sorry for
this poor guy who is trying to sort her out. I can smell a law suit in
her voice. AAAAGGGHHH she just looked at me right in the eyes. I think
i’m the prime suspect.

I’m currently working on an addition to Oliworld so people can check
their email without using Telnet (for example checking Warwick Uni
email).

3rd World

Ok well i’m in my second branch of the ‘Internet
Train’ cybercafe franchise now and well it’s like flying from Tokyo to
Paxos….from flat screen tft sexyass computers to one where i need a
hammer to make the buttons work…i also realise how much the
rollerball middle button is used and not recognized. Humph.

Oh anyway just bought ‘The Brethren’ by John Grisham, which is actually
the book I wanted to buy yesterday but i picked the wrong one up by
mistake and i didnt realise until i was about 100 pages in….oops…

No steroid side effects yet (but i am RIPPED TO FUCK!!!!!!). No more gym for me, i’ll just get viralised!!!

Oh yeah funny story #1 (I shouldn’t laugh but…): The German guy who
lives in my house (not the alcoholic freak painter from hell on wheels)
had his car impounded yesterday for parking in the wrong place. I think
my blatant unfounded prejudice against him is harsh, but he was
standing there, soaking wet, telling me his problem and when he
finished I said…’Do you want some coffee?’…I am a BASTARD!!! I LOVE
IT!!!!

Links

Cheeky monkeys go ape in Japan – This is the reason why I read the IHT when i’m abroad…
Simpsons apologises to Rio – Not Ferdinand
8 Year Old Boy Drives to School
Swastikas deface Jewish Cemetery – In France…

Oh no, I feel a political links section coming on:

Anti-Nazi League
Anti-Defamation League
- Fighting Anti-Semitism, Bigotry and Extremism Since 1913 (this site
is quite pro-Israel, almost to the point of prejudice itself)
Cybersquatters Against Hate
Naziism Exposed
Searchlight – The International anti-Fascist magazine
Who is David Irving – A bit of an attack…
Nazis Are Fags
Jewish Defense Leauge
Anti-facism.Org

The Banned – Lyrics from some band’s album…but just look at track 3 – genius!

Britney

Well I think the secretary of the school has finally
had enough of me…not content with sending me to the home of an
obvious alcoholic freakshow on wheels, she then tells me today that i
have to pay her the money i owe him (200 euros) plus 20 for Mariatzell
staying because she doesn’t believe i’ll pay him as i never see him
(because he is never in his own house the weirdo)…Anyway i just had
my final lesson of grammar, it went fine but nobody was in class but me
because the japs all got drunk ast night on Sicillian wine (of which
more later)…

Oh yeah anyway after the secretary dude woman told my a$$ off i asked
her if she could hook me up with a certificate saying i’d been to
school. She said yes, then I asked if maybe, just maybe, she could
mention that I was in Italy for 2 weeks….NO NO NO NO NO that’s
impossible. I paid this fuckin place 202 euros for 20 hours tuition and
they can’t even put the fucking truth on a piece of paper for me.
Thanks a million.

Drug Watch

So I’m off all bad stuff for my body while i take
these StErOiDs, I took the first one this morning and….I still have
swollen glands but i do feel a bit lightheaded so they are DOING THE
TRICK!!!! More later…

Smoking

It is now my official opinion (probably until
tomorrow) that smoking is not addictive, however it forms a habit in
people which seems to them totally unbreakable. It’s not a need, but a
desire that has been created by the enjoyment of the product. With this
groundbreaking news I give you….

Cigarette Linxxx
—————
British American Tobacco
- Lucky Strike, Kent, Dunhill, Pall Mall, Rothmans, Kool, Benson &
Hedges, State Express 555, Peter Stuyvesant, Viceroy, John Player Gold
Leaf
Philip Morris
- Marlboro, L & M , Philip Morris, Lark, Bond Street, Parliament,
Chesterfield, Diana, Apollo Soyuz, Merit, Petra, SG, Caro, Virginia
Slims, Klubowe, Multifilter, Polyot, f 6, Longbeach, Peter Jackson,
Dallas, Muratti, Kazakstan, Benson & Hedges, Sparta, Next,
Congress, Red & White, Le Mans, Helikon, Nacional, Belmont, Medeo,
Astor, Rubios, Galaxy, Astra, Kosmos, Derby, Alpine, Lider, Raffles,
Prima, Klaipeda, Portugu�s Suave, Eve, Brunette, Carmen, Palace,
Imparciales, Luxor, Kaunas, Kastitys, Particulares, Fiesta, Diplomat,
Partner, Colorado, Talisman, Kosmosas, Juwel, Zefir, Karo, Full Speed,
Mercedes, Visa, Ritz, Saratoga, Premier, Good Companion, Bond, Wilton,
Basic, Freeport
RJ Reynolds Tobacco – Winston, Camel, Salem, Doral
Imperial Tobacco
- Lambert & Butler, Embassy, Richmond, Superkings John Player’s
Special, Regal, Fusion, The Imperial, Escort, Horizon, Bastos,
Excellence, Drum, Golden Virginia
Alternative Cigarettes – “No additives in our tobacco
does NOT mean a safer cigarette.” Ok…

Ingredients Allowed in Cigarettes by UK law
- Darling, pass the 1-Methoxy-4-propenylbenzene
para-(1-Propenyl)-anisole will you, I don’t think my cigarette has
enough in it…Sorry, I meant the 1,1-Dimethyl-2-phenylethyl
isobutyrate2….

Smoke Express – Cigarettes from �2 a pack, 89 brands available
Since we’re being semi-legal, let’s also buy:
Assault rifles, Paintball Guns (Pussy), Pussies for Sale, MONKEYS, human hair, skeletons, beef or glowsticks.

No More Hits

I just found some cool webmaster tool exchange thing…anyone who has a website have a look at this link:
NoMoreHits – And plus i get referrer credits…sweet….