Funny Fun

I get emails:

X-Originating-IP: [202.5.147.8]
From: “ahmer siddiqui”
To:
Subject: Admission
Date: Sat, 1 Feb 2003 00:22:39 +0500
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 31 Jan 2002 19:22:01.0121 (UTC) FILETIME=[8ECFC910:01C1AA8C]
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean

Dear Sir
Respected sir I would like to study in your university pls kindly send
me some information regarding to admission purpes as an internationl
student.
I appriciate your kind attention for this matter.

Thank you.

Ahmed siddiqui
B-507 Rao heights
Block-G. North Nazimabad
Karachi.
Pakiston

First Round KO

So anyway the World Cup is already the best ever…because:

FRANCE LOST
SENEGAL BEAT FRANCE
SENEGAL WON
FRANCE DIDN’T WIN
SENEGAL DIDN’T LOSE

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Text from DJ Frank minutes after the match: Africa we right here

Oh yeah and I handed in my third essay to find out that they never got
my first one…anyway I have sorted EVERYTHING and I am truly now a
free man.

Sweet.

Would Mr…

…William Shakespeare please stand up…

So i was looking through the old Warwick email account thingy and I
found another of my old websites. Now please don’t get too excited as
it is just…poetry. I don’t know what was up with me at the time
(that’s a lie!!!) but anyway I wrote this poems and sonnets and they’re
now faithfully restored on the Oliworld site. Enjoy!

Oliworld.co.uk Exclusive Poems

What?

He he he so I just went to get myself a coffee (Gold
Blend – Nestle ha ha ha) and there was this girl standing next to the
machine. She asked another girl if she wanted a coffee, the girl
replied ‘No thanks’, but I need one.

So I turned to the first girl and said ‘It’s that time of the night,
isn’t it’. She said ‘For what?’. I said ‘For coffee’. She looked at me
and said, ‘Well i’ve never drunk coffee before these exams, but now I
do. It keeps you awake – but it doesn’t study for you.’

She has a point.

Oh Dear

Well I bought my baby computer…it’s a sexy bitch. I
am currently hooked up to a 2 computer network in Thomas’s bedroom at
Warwick…download speeds are roughly 500k / second. Just listening to
Eminem’s new album. Great news.

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll get the job and life will be too sweet.

Hello World

Well life is still going on – it looks good on
the job front because I went in to the bar today and saw one of the
supervisors who at least remembered me….It looks like I may even have
a shift as early as tomorrow!
I saw some great pictures of me and
Mariatzell today that Thomas had taken when he visited Grenoble…made
me think a lot…sad sad…But it’s ok…
Watched ‘Not another teen
movie’ today with Dave and Rosie, it was a really good waste of an hour
or so…Might watch American Pie 2 tonight or Training Day, can’t
decide.

Grrrrespect

Oh My Time

flies when you don’t look…

So I got home yesterday and it’s all smelling of roses – namely that
I’m buying my new PC tomorrow (or next week sometime) and it’s going to
be a BaD bOy…namely a Pentium 2.2ghz sweet cheeks…256Mb DDR RAM,
40Gb Hard Drive, DVD & CDRW, NVIDIA GeForce 4 MX Graphics, MS
Windows XP Home, 17″ Monitor. I know the 256 is a little small (as well
as being 4 times more than anything i’ve ever had before) but I am sure
it’s UGable when and if I ever need to.

Other stuff to buy soon:

The Sims – I have to find out why everyone loves it so much
DVD Burner – For obvious reasons

Here’s a link to MY BABY

I’m really missing my baby in France but I reckon it’d be better for everyone to get on with life, yep yep.

Daddy – Rewind!

Well well well Joss scored last night in an
alcohol fuelled shocker…I think he woke up with a hangover but a
smile on his little chops (and his little chop). I apologise for that
sentence.

So Grenoble is coming to an end (not the town, my stay here). Amazing
to think how long i’ve been here and yet how short the time seems -
LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS KIDS when they tell you time flies.

I think I have another ^%**^% essay to do for Warwick before the 31st
of this month. Biznitch. I think i’ll do one about Le Pen, should write
itself.

Clubsindex.Com is growing daily…I think by this time next year it will be a very popular website…

The plan: Home to Sturton on the 25th May, then to Warwick on the 27th
May, then maybe home again when (if) a job is secured, then back to
Warwick for the summer. Right.

If i’m at Warwick over the summer I hope there’s loads of test matches to watch…Cricket = FUN ladies and gents…

It is now officially b-b-q and party season in Grenoble. Yesterday we
went to 2 parties and then a bar, today we’re going to an all day
barbecue and then to work at Notre Dame, tomorrow we have another date
at Favella (maybe), but maybe a different party, Saturday is a big all
day bbq at a French guy’s house (who’s coming to Warwick next year on
Erasmus), and then it’s Sunday….phew….I can feel my liver picking
up the phone and calling….112….

Preétat des lieux

So I just had this
meeting with the man responsible for my appartment. He came round to
the place to tell me everything that needed to be cleaned before I
leave.

OH MY GOD.

Now I’m not saying that this guy is an obsessive compulsive or
anything, but SHIT did he write down a lot of stuff for me to do. I was
longing for a Cryfield room when he left, where as soon as you’d taken
your suitcase out, there was no more space to dirty…

Today we’re getting some exam marks back and other stuff, and
Mariatzell’s coming back from Lyon which will be a treat yep yep yep.
Oh yeah and I bought my train ticket home (the London –> home leg)
and DORIS BATBRAIN here sent it to home (in England) instead of France.
Anyway hopefully moms and pops will wise up and send them on. Hopefully.

Pastis is the new drink by the way. And lots of it.