May 31 2002

Funny Fun

Tag: diary, hahaOli @ 11:08 pm

I get emails:

X-Originating-IP: [202.5.147.8]
From: “ahmer siddiqui”
To:
Subject: Admission
Date: Sat, 1 Feb 2003 00:22:39 +0500
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 31 Jan 2002 19:22:01.0121 (UTC) FILETIME=[8ECFC910:01C1AA8C]
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean

Dear Sir
Respected sir I would like to study in your university pls kindly send
me some information regarding to admission purpes as an internationl
student.
I appriciate your kind attention for this matter.

Thank you.

Ahmed siddiqui
B-507 Rao heights
Block-G. North Nazimabad
Karachi.
Pakiston


May 31 2002

First Round KO

Tag: diary, sportsOli @ 11:08 pm

So anyway the World Cup is already the best ever…because:

FRANCE LOST
SENEGAL BEAT FRANCE
SENEGAL WON
FRANCE DIDN’T WIN
SENEGAL DIDN’T LOSE

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Text from DJ Frank minutes after the match: Africa we right here

Oh yeah and I handed in my third essay to find out that they never got
my first one…anyway I have sorted EVERYTHING and I am truly now a
free man.

Sweet.


May 30 2002

Would Mr…

Tag: diaryOli @ 11:10 pm

…William Shakespeare please stand up…

So i was looking through the old Warwick email account thingy and I
found another of my old websites. Now please don’t get too excited as
it is just…poetry. I don’t know what was up with me at the time
(that’s a lie!!!) but anyway I wrote this poems and sonnets and they’re
now faithfully restored on the Oliworld site. Enjoy!

Oliworld.co.uk Exclusive Poems


May 30 2002

What?

Tag: diaryOli @ 11:09 pm

He he he so I just went to get myself a coffee (Gold
Blend - Nestle ha ha ha) and there was this girl standing next to the
machine. She asked another girl if she wanted a coffee, the girl
replied ‘No thanks’, but I need one.

So I turned to the first girl and said ‘It’s that time of the night,
isn’t it’. She said ‘For what?’. I said ‘For coffee’. She looked at me
and said, ‘Well i’ve never drunk coffee before these exams, but now I
do. It keeps you awake - but it doesn’t study for you.’

She has a point.


May 28 2002

Oh Dear

Tag: diaryOli @ 11:11 pm

Well I bought my baby computer…it’s a sexy bitch. I
am currently hooked up to a 2 computer network in Thomas’s bedroom at
Warwick…download speeds are roughly 500k / second. Just listening to
Eminem’s new album. Great news.

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll get the job and life will be too sweet.


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