What?

He he he so I just went to get myself a coffee (Gold
Blend – Nestle ha ha ha) and there was this girl standing next to the
machine. She asked another girl if she wanted a coffee, the girl
replied ‘No thanks’, but I need one.

So I turned to the first girl and said ‘It’s that time of the night,
isn’t it’. She said ‘For what?’. I said ‘For coffee’. She looked at me
and said, ‘Well i’ve never drunk coffee before these exams, but now I
do. It keeps you awake – but it doesn’t study for you.’

She has a point.