You Want Drama?

Yo so this is the deal: I have to clean my
appartment from top to bottom because the guy is coming over tomorrow
morning to look at it before I leave (he makes sure I haven’t broken
anything). SO today I’m trying desparately to fix all the broken stuff,
like the bathroom shelf (thanks Mariatzell!) and the fridge (thanks
shit fridge).
In other news: Clubsindex.com is now starting to make
me some money (rephrase: Clubsindex.com now has advertising, thus it is
possible for it to, at some point in the distant future, make me enough
money to buy a new mouse).

Everyone seems to have finals at the moment. Good luck to everyone,
including #1 in the whole world….Laura! I’m coming home on the 25th
of May btw.

It looks like it’s snowing outside but actually it’s loads of pollen
all fluffing around the atmosphere. Weird. Grenoble’s climate must be
the weirdest ever…examples…last week we had the most snow since 1
year ago, then today it’s baking hot and sunny, but 2 days ago it was
pissing it down with rain. I now have a cold like a bastard. Doh.

The Past

That’s the past and this is the future so don’t worry about it….

I
went to Frank’s nightclub last night, The Favella, and it was
gorgeous…just wicked and I really know that he has landed squarely on
his feet. One slight problem was that the owner took a shine to me (not
like that) and gave our table a free half bottle of gin (to go with the
full bottle we bought) so i promptly drank it, went outside, and was as
sick as a royal dog.

I got my ticket home to England recently:

07h49 Grenoble —> Paris
12h19 Paris —> London

97.50euros or around �65 at my unique exchange rate.

Unhappy, USA

The Message I sent:

>From: webmaster@clubsindex.com
>To: paul@oxygenearth.com
>Subject: Your link has been rejected.
>Date: Sat, 4 May 2002 02:28:58 +0100
>
>Your link:
>
> http://www.microsoftsite.com
>
>that was submitted on 3-May-2002 has been rejected
>for one of the following reasons:
>
> 1. Unsuitable content.
> 2. Duplicate URL.
>
>If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
>
>Links Manager
>http://www.clubsindex.com

His reply:

>well, fuck you then. You guys “love the cock”.

Another e-mail I sent, same guy:

>From: webmaster@clubsindex.com
>To: paul@oxygenearth.com
>Subject: Your link has been rejected.
>Date: Sat, 4 May 2002 02:28:59 +0100
>
>Your link:
>
> http://www.2002.us
>
>that was submitted on 3-May-2002 has been rejected
>for one of the following reasons:
>
> 1. Unsuitable content.
> 2. Duplicate URL.
>
>If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
>
>Links Manager
>http://www.clubsindex.com

His reply:

>You guys love the cock, LOVE the cock. My site kicks ass, you guys get
>pumped in the ass.

Sounds like Dave talking…{joke boyo!}

All’s Well

That ends well, and at least the fucking night is
over. Nightmare at work, well not really but Nanou wasn’t very happy
because there were basically only these fucking arsehole spaniards who
didnt drink and just stank the place up…oh well. Two days ago I went
to a brilliant restaurant with Mariatzell, I’ve had my beard chopped
off along with my hair, some fuckbag found the phone that i’d dropped
in a shop, entered the pin AND PUK code 10 times and now the card is
fucked, and well…I am tired. Nanou said this tonight, and I think he
has a good point:

“If you give importance to a monkey, he thinks he’s a gorilla”

Also I just realised that if evolution is true then it seems to me that
thinking about shit was the last thing to evolve (dogs just fuck all
day long and don’t care). Interesting….