Sweet

So we watched Scarface and it was sweeeeeet….family fun (intensified by the bottles of wine yep yep)…next we watched Only Fools and Horses Christmas Special (see last bracketed point)…and now…Who knows??? Oh yeah and now I can reveal my new talent…I have been learning how to play Spades…money…

Christmas Day

Well well well I couldn’t eat another thing. It’s been a good day all in all, fantastic food and plenty of wine. Feeling a little tipsssssy now actually but that is good, trying to get the family to watch Scarface…now that would be cool. Peace on earth.

Recovery

I’ve been thinking quite a lot tonight…quite a lot happening in my head and I don’t think the red wine is helping me much…My Christmas Eve plans were scuppered at the last minute by Rampton hospital’s elite…so I’m thinking about watching a movie and slowly getting more and more drunk with the family.

We went round to Grandad’s house tonight to have a drink and a chat…quite a nice family thing to do I thought. He had no clue it was Christmas tomorrow of course, but then it’s the spirit on the inside that counts…And he’s got a lot of that ;)

With regard to ladies at the moment…nothing makes sense. I know what I’m asking for for Christmas, a little chart that says what’s going to happen over the next few months. That’d be sweet. E-mail oli_in_italy@hotmail.com please…

Apology

I can’t believe I wrote the ‘C’ word in my diary…I am so rude.

Today has been v.interesting – HAHAHAHA not. Tried to play Yaotun at Yahoo! Games pool but failed miserably after the number of pornoviruses on his Communist machine reached breaking point…it’s a shame that it happened to him while he was so young…
Also been learning a new game on the net, but I can’t reveal what yet because I must master it first…
My sister took the car, so I can’t go out…I’m thinking about maybe going for a drive this evening just so I can listen to my DJ Green Lantern CD (I’ve never driven a car with a cd player before…how very farmboyish ;) )

Intel Masters games tourney is ‘shambles’ – I was going to go and play Fusion Frenzy…oh well…

I wrote this b4 the ‘Happy Christmas’ entry but forgot to press ‘upload’ so that’s why it seems a little out of order…

Happy Christmas

Yvette says:
oz just left this morning..
Yvette says:
so sad..
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
but good coz there’s only 24hrs until ur friends arrive
Yvette says:
less than that..
Yvette says:
n they r soso annoying!
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
:D :D
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
why?
Yvette says:
i don;t know…
Yvette says:
so many things,,.,
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
haha examples
Yvette says:
i asked them to book n aflight to frace,,
Yvette says:
but they did it too late..
Yvette says:
so we have to take a train
Yvette says:
now..
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
Now?!?
Yvette says:
not now..
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
you mean to france?
Yvette says:
i mean,,
Yvette says:
yeah..
Yvette says:
eurostar..
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
when r u going?
Yvette says:
i think on 2nd…
Yvette says:
but not sure…
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
that’s pretty cool – what about b4 then?
Yvette says:
going to london for 3 days..
Yvette says:
have i told u that i got a new boyfriend???
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
so tomorrow you’re staying in london? that’s your solution?
oliworld.co.uk – pornturkey.co.uk says:
sorry?

Farm Boy

I can not descibe how much I dislike living in the countryside (or should I say in *my* countryside?)…whatever, it sucks ass because everyone knows everyone else and most people are cunts…it really is that simple.

*Deeeeep Breath*

So anyway tonight was average, went to the pub with Ben and got drunk (but not that drunk so it’s ok)…the place was full of idiots (as you may have guessed) so there it is…Christmas Eve tomorrow then it’s non-stop roller-coaster until back to Uni and I can’t wait. Seriously. I’m almost looking forward to the Caribbean Literature essay that I have to do before term starts. I’m sick.

Linkz

Rapper wins Sound of 2003 poll
– Yeah Bitch – 50 Cizent in the Heezie.
Spain celebrates huge lotto wins – £1 Billion. Lottery. Nice.

Cocksuckers.com

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fulfil than we originally estimated. We’re still working on your order, but
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In case my fucking order contains Christmas gifts?!?! No you bastards, I thought I’d buy myself a few fucking books in the week before Christmas on a variety of fucking subjects including malt fucking whisky and Chile – you cocksuckers. Fuck you.

And no emails today – I feel unloved. What a night – spent the night chilling drunk so much Smirnoff Ice I feel like a lemonade factory…played cards and pool in the pub, feel like a local :D :D :D It’s nice to come back home for a while just to remember what I’m avoiding ;)

Good Meat

Yeah last night was funny funny…after Forest won 2-0 aginst the scum from Reading we had to celebrate, and old school reunion at the local (only) pub…ah the delights of warm beer :D :D :D played pool quite a lot, lost quite a lot, everyone is *exactly* the same as when I left them however many months ago (except maybe a little chubbier). When I got home there was a massive steak waiting for me in the fridge which ruled – even though I was a little drunk (shouldn’t that be especially coz I was a little drunk?!) ;)
Chatted with a girl on MSN last night (Zara) who I hadn’t talked to in more than a year…funny funny…don’t remember what I said but I remember it was cool. Weirdness…