She’s Back….

Nicola Fletcher – The Girl, The Legend…We’ve all seen her naked, but has she driven *you* home? (Except you Dave I know you got off with her.)

WTF?!

Upon cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser inspection, the case of Miss Nicola Fletcher just got a lot more intriguing…What the hell is she holding in her hand? I know her career hasn’t exactly *exploded* but shiiiiiit – an electric beard shaver for women?

Pornturkey.co.uk

Wow! I found this site…by the legendary Pornturkey!!!

www.Pornturkey.co.uk – He is so cooooooool…..

WARNING: A certain member of the UAE underground posse tried to access the site and had severe problems with the Net Censor!!!!! Don’t worry it’s not (too) rude…

Word

So last night I tried to add an entry to Oliworld and was *rejected*…some problem with Blogger.com or something I don’t know but anyway that means I’ll never be able to put back what I typed last night which is a nightmare….not really. It was pretty boring as I remember…

Today played bball against the Korean posse (who don’t hate me as much as I thought…great) and my ankle didn’t hurt too much which was ace (although it did ache afterwards so I might not play tomorrow (although tomorrow is probably my last day of playing ball (oh no actually Wednesday is) ) ). In other news Yvette texted me for the first time since I texted her (duh – response!) but actually first time since holidays so it’s good to know she’s still aorund…we’ll probably meet up before I leave for home (IN A CAR IN A CAR IN A CAR!!!)

Just watched Like Mike with Bow Wow in it…It was good fun (especially for basketball fans) with loads of stars getting whipped by the kid. Hahaha. Also last night after morning prayers in Dubai (to continue with the basketball theme) I saw Love and Basketball which was also good but not a-m-a-z-i-n-g…as Yaotun put it ‘The main guy sucked at basketball’…

Usher

Soopalfy on the Dogghouse Documentary, singing Usher:

‘You remind me of a girl / That I once knew / But when I see the top of your head / I know it’s you”

Oh My

Oh shit tonight was funny…The WGA party was so amusing….everyone was fat and old (mental note: if I graduate I *will* get fat) and then we tried to find afterparties but failed miserably (mental note: if I graduate I will become a Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser)…I saw Ursula for the first time in ages which was weird, after trying to get with her for like 2 months tonight I couldn’t even remember her name – shiiiiiit – but she seemed cool and it looked as if she was still with her boyfriend which was sad but life….Not many people from our year were there…a couple of scrubs etc….More stories tomorrow if I am alive…

Air Force Ones

Got some new shit to listen to: Slim Shady invasion Mixtape….oh shit it’s good. And also DJ Clue – Hate Me Now Pt.3…DMX’s song ‘X Gonna Give It To Ya’ is going to be too big….Bang…

After waking up today with the worst headache ever and feeling like someone had sprayed ck-one in my mouth (it doesn’t taste good kids), I was sure that something good
was going to happen to me today (basics of Karma baby! (Unless this feeling was the punishment for something bad already done in the past…shiiiit))…ANYWAY so my parents called me at 3.30pm (woke me up – Dad couldn’t understand if I was *still* sleeping or I’d just gone to bed hehehehe) and told me they were going to pick me up from Uni next weekend which is the best news ever, as I don’t have to pay the train fare home and I don’t have to take the dreaded train ride from hell….Money…

Jingle Bells etc

Did my Christmas shopping today for Laura / Parents…good stuff…Another thing I don’t need to remember :D

Today has gone by remarkably quickly with next to nothing to report. Except the new albums (already reported….shit.)

00-Sev…ered ties with N.Korea (hahaha)

Best story of the day: North Korea takes aim at Bond

It’s terrible that James Bond is an American icon of some sort…he’s English! He’s ENGLISH!!!! HE’S ENGLISH (and Scottish sometimes)!!!!