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you remind me of yao ming.

and valentine´s plans my boy or are you still messin with other
boys´girlfriends?
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please reply to ******@cantab.net

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My friend ***** phoned me last night, to ask me for a condom. After I hung up I tried to put my phone back on the shelf and it fell and hit me on the head.

Money