The Anti-Diet

Today begins the Anti-Diet, Jme will be contributing as well as yours truly and thus it will truly be a peak of Internet communication.
Today’s breakfast:
2 weetabix

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I’m already failing to eat anything that’s bad for me…but fear not, as I think a trip to the greasy-spoon café will bring some artery hardening monkey meat platter to my excited gut….yes sir I do declare the Anti-Diet….OPENNNNNN!!!!!