Show me the monkey!Stolen monkey found with children – A member of the public found him playing with children in Clapham on Wednesday and handed him in safely to police in Brixton, officers said. – Good job he wasn’t in Stockwell, could have been shot indafaceeeeee…Bed sharing ‘drains men’s brains’ – Sadly I still have [...]
Open Championship starts tomorrow!Today is meant to be the hottest day of the year, with temperatures reaching 36 degrees celsius. With this in mind, check out this hot joke:A man goes into a café and says “Garcon! One cup of coffee please! No sugar! No cream!”. The waiter scuttles away, and comes back 30 seconds [...]
Step 1 Arrive at your departure station approximately 15 minutes before your scheduled departure time. To find out your departure station, ask yourself Where am I now?.Step 2 Buy your ticket from ticket office or ticket machine. If you have purchased your tickets online, pick them up from a FastTicket ™ or similar machine (these [...]
As the roof fell in in my office, I decided to check the interweb for news…what a treat! Post worker caught with thousands of letters – “The postal worker faces disciplinary action.” – So what is their job then? Spitting lands policeman in hot water – Boiled alive. Zidane headbutt outrage: new video evidence – [...]
It’s harder than you think to fit three people into a photo booth when two are taller than 6’5″…it’s even harder to make one disappear in nearly all the pictures….
Gore! Gore! Gore!STAMFORD, CT – 10th July 2006 World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar Rhyno is set to sue the Football Association of France (FFA) over unapproved use of his signature finishing move during a FIFA World Cup match in Berlin, Germany this weekend. Rhyno, who was appearing in the match for the Italian national side, [...]
