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Show me the monkey!Stolen monkey found with children – A member of the public found him playing with children in Clapham on Wednesday and handed him in safely to police in Brixton, officers said. – Good job he wasn’t in Stockwell, could have been shot indafaceeeeee…Bed sharing ‘drains men’s brains’ – Sadly I still have [...]

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Open Championship starts tomorrow!Today is meant to be the hottest day of the year, with temperatures reaching 36 degrees celsius. With this in mind, check out this hot joke:A man goes into a café and says “Garcon! One cup of coffee please! No sugar! No cream!”.
The waiter scuttles away, and comes back 30 seconds later [...]

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Step 1
Arrive at your departure station approximately 15 minutes before your scheduled departure time. To find out your departure station, ask yourself Where am I now?.Step 2
Buy your ticket from ticket office or ticket machine. If you have purchased your tickets online, pick them up from a FastTicket ™ or similar machine (these will be [...]

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As the roof fell in in my office, I decided to check the interweb for news…what a treat!
Post worker caught with thousands of letters – “The postal worker faces disciplinary action.” – So what is their job then?
Spitting lands policeman in hot water – Boiled alive.
Zidane headbutt outrage: new video evidence – If you see [...]

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It’s harder than you think to fit three people into a photo booth when two are taller than 6′5″…it’s even harder to make one disappear in nearly all the pictures….
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