Mixed messages
One thing that I hate about China is that I am constantly bombarded by mixed messages. Look at this example: So do I follow the rules, or follow my heart?
Archive | November, 2008
The best thing about Christmas (so far)
While looking (for an hour) for somewhere to eat with Dearest Daisy, we stumbled upon an AMAZING snowman. Just off Oxford Street, near Carnaby Street (I think), 20 feet in the air…two, enormous, evil snowmen! Daisy insisted I help her capture this magical find forever. And I insisted that she help me capture this magical [...]
What the Postman saw (reprise)
I used to have a website called Pornturkey.co.uk. It was (in effect) exactly the same as this website, just had a super-catchy (stupid and rude sounding) name. This site used to be hosted by a company running out of India. It was damn cheap. I mean GOD DAMN cheap. Except for the frequent site crashes [...]
An easy way to stop the movie piracy police
When we went to watch the new Bond, we were greeted by a worrying proposition: Anbody suspected of film theft will be removed and reported to the Police. Suspected? This sounds a little harsh. I mean, you could easily be mistaken for recording a film when you’re actually…I dunno… …well, when you’re just innocently taking [...]
KFC secret message!
I recently received a secret coded message from the spies at KFC! It all began while I was trying out the zoom on my camera (it’s 10x optical, sorry John). I noticed an ‘instructional poster’ on the wall, and wanted to see how difficult it was to prepare a Boneless Banquet for One: It’s a [...]
Beating the Credit Crunch – Part 3 – The Winner!
So to recap: We won some money on a Lottery scratchcard, and set off in search of the 10 greatest bargains to beat the Credit Crunch….and then listed the TOP TEN (from 10 -> 2)…but now it is time to reveal the biggest economic downturn busting bargain…EVER! Number 1 – THIRTEEN piece moustache set This [...]
