Archive | January, 2009

29 January 2009 ~ 7 Comments

Phoney phone price! (山寨手机的价格)

super shanghai phone price = 530rmb!

If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, click here for more information: Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱! 开始! ). If you do, read on… 如果你不知道我在说什么,点击这里查看更多信息: Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱! 开始! ). 如果你看了,那就请继续… So, business first. The price of [...]

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27 January 2009 ~ 7 Comments

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))

Classy!

It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!! 春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!! I haven’t posted a huge amount of ‘Chinglish’ posts and funny Chinese restaurant menus since arriving in China…but the sheer amount of horror-translation in my CNY-Eve’s restaurant meant that I [...]

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23 January 2009 ~ 5 Comments

Goodbye Bush! (再见Bush!)

goodbye bush advert newspaper

Goodbye Bush! 再见Bush! Bush有很多意思。一个是美国前任总统的名字,另一个意思是女人的灌木丛.

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22 January 2009 ~ 2 Comments

Video: Barack Obama’s Presidential inauguration speech with Chinese subtitles (视频: 美第44任总统奥巴马发表就职演说(字幕) )

Check it out! 你看!

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21 January 2009 ~ 2 Comments

My bed is cold (我的床很冷)

7 days ago… (7天前…) I woke up this morning, like every morning, at 8am. 今天早上跟平时一样,大概8点我醒了. I’ve been waking up at 8am every day for the last few months, out of habit. 过去的几个月我都习惯了每天8点醒来. Every day I realise I have nothing to do at 8am, so I go back to sleep, and have quite vivid dreams. Before [...]

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19 January 2009 ~ 32 Comments

Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱! 开始! )

new camera shanghai fake market!

The following is a post about my new mobile phone. Please read and then in the ‘COMMENTS’ section guess how much you think it cost! You can guess in any currency, I’ll work it out… 下面贴的就是我的新手机。请你看一下然后在‘评论’里猜一下要多少钱!你可以用各种货币来,我会算的。。。 So…I didn’t plan this…it just happened. I have a new phone! Actually it’s not a phone…it’s a whole new [...]

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16 January 2009 ~ 12 Comments

Watch out! (小心!)

Trust me?! No way!

Click to enlarge – 点击见大图 She looks like a liar! 她看上去像个骗子!

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