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If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, click here for more information: Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱！ 开始！ ). If you do, read on…
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So, business first. The price of the superphone [...]

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It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!!
春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!!
I haven’t posted a huge amount of ‘Chinglish’ posts and funny Chinese restaurant menus since arriving in China…but the sheer amount of horror-translation in my CNY-Eve’s restaurant meant that I could not [...]

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Goodbye Bush!
再见Bush!
Bush有很多意思。一个是美国前任总统的名字，另一个意思是女人的灌木丛.
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Check it out!
你看！
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7 days ago… (7天前…)
I woke up this morning, like every morning, at 8am.
今天早上跟平时一样,大概8点我醒了.
I’ve been waking up at 8am every day for the last few months, out of habit.
过去的几个月我都习惯了每天8点醒来.
Every day I realise I have nothing to do at 8am, so I go back to sleep, and have quite vivid dreams. Before I go to sleep, however, [...]

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