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Complete the sentence… (完成句子…)

Complete the following sentences with answers relevant to your life. This is an extremely scientific, psychological test which can find out whether you’re going to be a serial killer or not (within a 7 year window). Don’t cheat, don’t think too much, just answer! GO!

请联系你的生活,回答并完成以下句子.
这是一个非常科学的心理测试,可以判断出你会不会是一个杀人狂.
不许作弊,别想太多,只要回答!开始!

1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…)

2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…)

3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…)

4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…)

5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…)

I’ll start… (check ‘Comments’, then add your own!)
我开始…(看’评论’,添加你自己的!)

28 comments to Complete the sentence… (完成句子…)

  • Oli

    1) …buy a new one.
    2) …scratch it!!!!
    3) …you can’t see me.
    4) …licking.
    5) …I just ***k a lot.

  • Vivi

    …如果不合适就换一个~
    …就挠一挠~
    …那也没关系~
    …吃的~
    …我最多会随便吃点东西~

  • RAB XF

    1. you gotta acquit!
    2. scratch it
    3. I can’t hit you
    4. ever
    5. I’m just playin’

  • UltimateDave

    1. you should stop buying things online and get out into the real world.
    2. scratch it till it bleeds.
    3. it doesn’t mean I can’t hear you.
    4. hot chocolate fudge cake!
    5. I’m THE player.

  • worldwideIP

    1. Stretch it.
    2. Scratch it.
    3. Open Your eyes
    4. Cornets
    5. i’m the Game

  • bob

    1) … don’t buy it

    2) … get it tested (!)

    3) … you can’t see me

    4) …eating

    5) … thats you

  • 1) throw it.
    2)scratch it.
    3) its great.
    4)licking.
    5) im a lover.

  • Danny

    1) shove it

    2) then you did a bad thing

    3) your probably behind me

    4) kids

    5) i’m the boss!

  • hwa

    1) Ill make it fit
    2) Im getting my metalic super sharp forflike scratcher
    3) I probably dont want to anyways
    4) kids and pregnant women
    5) you are the only one

  • Jess

    1) If it doesn’t fit…don’t wear it
    2) If it’s itchy… scratch it
    3) If I can’t see you… i’ll forget you
    4) Ice-cream is for… me!
    5) I’m not a player… but i’m a flirter
    I’ll start… dieting!

  • niu nai

    如果不适合,我就叫爸爸帮我买新的!
    如果很痒,我就叫妈妈帮我抓一抓!
    如果我看不到你,我就哭!!
    冰激淋是用来洗澡的??
    我不是个很随便的人,我是个很随便的企鹅!!

  • Noel

    1) If it doesn’t fit, I won’t buy it.

    2) If it’s itchy, I scratch.

    3) If I can’t see you, I feel blessed.

    4) Ice-cream is for summer,

    5) I’m not a player, a sincere lover instead.

  • Lilianna

    1) If it doesn’t fit…try another size
    2) If it’s itchy…scratch it
    3) If I can’t see you… I’ll come and find you!
    4) Ice-cream is for… cookie dough, yum
    5) I’m not a player… but i’ll play for you

  • 1. … then you ate too much chocolate
    2. … then scratch it
    3. … then I’m not there
    4. … eating!
    5. … I just eat alot of chocolates

    :D

  • The answer to all 5 is ‘COCKS’

  • Lb

    1 if it doesn’t fit…..@#$!%&*(?> curse&swear

    2 if it’s itchy………..hunt that mosquitoe out!

    3 if i cant see u……@%$^&*!!K$#!!!

    4 ice cream is for….shit!

    5 i’m not a player….game over!

  • chunz

    1) If it doesn’t fit… then don’t buy it.

    2) If it’s itchy… then scratch it for awhile and control yourself and STOP.

    3) If I can’t see you… then maybe you can see me.

    4) Ice-cream is for… midnight snacks.

    5) I’m not a player… of any sports :)

  • Oli

    Oli: Not a serial killer!
    Vivi: 连环杀人凶手!
    RAB XF: Innocent until proven guilty.
    UltimateDave: MMmmm cake…KILLER!
    worldwideIP: Serial Thriller.
    bob: DEFINITE killer.
    Ibby: Probably already a killer.
    Danny: KILLER.
    hwa: Too lazy to kill.
    Jess: Maybe not a killer.
    niu nai: Never a killer! 纯洁!

  • Oli

    Noel: Also 纯洁! No way!
    Lilianna: Killer and proud.
    Choco: Too busy eating chocolate to be a killer!
    Morsen: Probably killing while he typed.
    Lb: Game over! Killer!
    chunz: Wow great self control…for a killer!

  • 1) If it doesn’t fit then take it off

    2) If it’s itchy make the phone call

    3) If I can’t see you it’s cause you’re fug

    4) Ice-cream is for dessert

    5) I’m not a player but I like the cock

  • Jacqueline

    1) If it doesn’t fit I’ll make it fit

    2) If it’s itchy scratch it

    3) If I can’t see you then you can’t

    4) Ice-cream is for ME!

    5) I’m not a player … I guess?

  • Jean

    …you must acquit.
    …ice it.
    …I should be glad to hear from you.
    …everyone.
    …and neither will I

  • Jake

    1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) forget about it.

    2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) you’re not good at shopping.

    3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) No no: I can see you. But if I couldn’t, then you wouldn’t exist.

    4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) times when there’s nothing else to do.

    5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) cuz who’s got time to learn?

  • Mich

    1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) sew one myself.

    2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) scratch it.

    3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) Then I wouldn’t want you to see me.

    4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) cold comfort.

    5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) but I don’t mind being played!

    lol. So am I a serial killer?

  • Mich

    I have no idea why will my picture be up automatically!! Gah. Now I am only half annoymous! Wow. I have the potential. Alright watch out then, I may strike anytime!

  • Koudy

    It can fit later
    Just let it be, it’ll be OK
    I’m noteless
    Bad hot days
    I am THE player

  • anonymiss

    1) buy a vanity size.

    2) it’s probably herpes.

    3) it’s not you, it’s me, I just need “space”.

    4) hot days under the sun.

    5) because I prefer to watch.

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