Complete the following sentences with answers relevant to your life. This is an extremely scientific, psychological test which can find out whether you’re going to be a serial killer or not (within a 7 year window). Don’t cheat, don’t think too much, just answer! GO!
请联系你的生活,回答并完成以下句子.
这是一个非常科学的心理测试,可以判断出你会不会是一个杀人狂.
不许作弊,别想太多,只要回答!开始!
1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…)
2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…)
3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…)
4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…)
5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…)
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February 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
1) …buy a new one.
2) …scratch it!!!!
3) …you can’t see me.
4) …licking.
5) …I just ***k a lot.
February 5, 2009 at 6:00 pm
…如果不合适就换一个~
…就挠一挠~
…那也没关系~
…吃的~
…我最多会随便吃点东西~
February 5, 2009 at 6:08 pm
1. you gotta acquit!
2. scratch it
3. I can’t hit you
4. ever
5. I’m just playin’
February 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
1. you should stop buying things online and get out into the real world.
2. scratch it till it bleeds.
3. it doesn’t mean I can’t hear you.
4. hot chocolate fudge cake!
5. I’m THE player.
February 5, 2009 at 7:19 pm
1. Stretch it.
2. Scratch it.
3. Open Your eyes
4. Cornets
5. i’m the Game
February 5, 2009 at 7:33 pm
1) … don’t buy it
2) … get it tested (!)
3) … you can’t see me
4) …eating
5) … thats you
February 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm
1) throw it.
2)scratch it.
3) its great.
4)licking.
5) im a lover.
February 5, 2009 at 10:05 pm
1) shove it
2) then you did a bad thing
3) your probably behind me
4) kids
5) i’m the boss!
February 5, 2009 at 10:29 pm
1) Ill make it fit
2) Im getting my metalic super sharp forflike scratcher
3) I probably dont want to anyways
4) kids and pregnant women
5) you are the only one
February 5, 2009 at 11:48 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit…don’t wear it
2) If it’s itchy… scratch it
3) If I can’t see you… i’ll forget you
4) Ice-cream is for… me!
5) I’m not a player… but i’m a flirter
I’ll start… dieting!
February 6, 2009 at 12:06 am
如果不适合,我就叫爸爸帮我买新的!
如果很痒,我就叫妈妈帮我抓一抓!
如果我看不到你,我就哭!!
冰激淋是用来洗澡的??
我不是个很随便的人,我是个很随便的企鹅!!
February 6, 2009 at 12:23 am
1) If it doesn’t fit, I won’t buy it.
2) If it’s itchy, I scratch.
3) If I can’t see you, I feel blessed.
4) Ice-cream is for summer,
5) I’m not a player, a sincere lover instead.
February 6, 2009 at 12:56 am
1) If it doesn’t fit…try another size
2) If it’s itchy…scratch it
3) If I can’t see you… I’ll come and find you!
4) Ice-cream is for… cookie dough, yum
5) I’m not a player… but i’ll play for you
February 6, 2009 at 1:30 am
1. … then you ate too much chocolate
2. … then scratch it
3. … then I’m not there
4. … eating!
5. … I just eat alot of chocolates
:D
February 6, 2009 at 1:41 am
The answer to all 5 is ‘COCKS’
February 6, 2009 at 9:45 am
1 if it doesn’t fit…..@#$!%&*(?> curse&swear
2 if it’s itchy………..hunt that mosquitoe out!
3 if i cant see u……@%$^&*!!K$#!!!
4 ice cream is for….shit!
5 i’m not a player….game over!
February 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit… then don’t buy it.
2) If it’s itchy… then scratch it for awhile and control yourself and STOP.
3) If I can’t see you… then maybe you can see me.
4) Ice-cream is for… midnight snacks.
5) I’m not a player… of any sports :)
February 8, 2009 at 12:49 am
Oli: Not a serial killer!
Vivi: 连环杀人凶手!
RAB XF: Innocent until proven guilty.
UltimateDave: MMmmm cake…KILLER!
worldwideIP: Serial Thriller.
bob: DEFINITE killer.
Ibby: Probably already a killer.
Danny: KILLER.
hwa: Too lazy to kill.
Jess: Maybe not a killer.
niu nai: Never a killer! 纯洁!
February 8, 2009 at 12:49 am
Noel: Also 纯洁! No way!
Lilianna: Killer and proud.
Choco: Too busy eating chocolate to be a killer!
Morsen: Probably killing while he typed.
Lb: Game over! Killer!
chunz: Wow great self control…for a killer!
February 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit then take it off
2) If it’s itchy make the phone call
3) If I can’t see you it’s cause you’re fug
4) Ice-cream is for dessert
5) I’m not a player but I like the cock
February 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit I’ll make it fit
2) If it’s itchy scratch it
3) If I can’t see you then you can’t
4) Ice-cream is for ME!
5) I’m not a player … I guess?
February 11, 2009 at 1:01 am
…you must acquit.
…ice it.
…I should be glad to hear from you.
…everyone.
…and neither will I
February 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) forget about it.
2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) you’re not good at shopping.
3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) No no: I can see you. But if I couldn’t, then you wouldn’t exist.
4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) times when there’s nothing else to do.
5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) cuz who’s got time to learn?
April 3, 2009 at 7:53 pm
1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) sew one myself.
2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) scratch it.
3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) Then I wouldn’t want you to see me.
4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) cold comfort.
5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) but I don’t mind being played!
lol. So am I a serial killer?
April 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Mich: Yes! Basically anyone who can sew has the potential to be a murderer! Welcome to my site btw~
April 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I have no idea why will my picture be up automatically!! Gah. Now I am only half annoymous! Wow. I have the potential. Alright watch out then, I may strike anytime!