05 February 2009 ~ 28 Comments

Complete the sentence… (完成句子…)

Complete the following sentences with answers relevant to your life. This is an extremely scientific, psychological test which can find out whether you’re going to be a serial killer or not (within a 7 year window). Don’t cheat, don’t think too much, just answer! GO!

请联系你的生活,回答并完成以下句子.
这是一个非常科学的心理测试,可以判断出你会不会是一个杀人狂.
不许作弊,别想太多,只要回答!开始!

1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…)

2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…)

3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…)

4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…)

5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…)

I’ll start… (check ‘Comments’, then add your own!)
我开始…(看’评论’,添加你自己的!)

28 Responses to “Complete the sentence… (完成句子…)”

  1. Oli 5 February 2009 at 5:57 pm Permalink

    1) …buy a new one.
    2) …scratch it!!!!
    3) …you can’t see me.
    4) …licking.
    5) …I just ***k a lot.

  2. Vivi 5 February 2009 at 6:00 pm Permalink

    …如果不合适就换一个~
    …就挠一挠~
    …那也没关系~
    …吃的~
    …我最多会随便吃点东西~

  3. RAB XF 5 February 2009 at 6:08 pm Permalink

    1. you gotta acquit!
    2. scratch it
    3. I can’t hit you
    4. ever
    5. I’m just playin’

  4. UltimateDave 5 February 2009 at 6:47 pm Permalink

    1. you should stop buying things online and get out into the real world.
    2. scratch it till it bleeds.
    3. it doesn’t mean I can’t hear you.
    4. hot chocolate fudge cake!
    5. I’m THE player.

  5. worldwideIP 5 February 2009 at 7:19 pm Permalink

    1. Stretch it.
    2. Scratch it.
    3. Open Your eyes
    4. Cornets
    5. i’m the Game

  6. bob 5 February 2009 at 7:33 pm Permalink

    1) … don’t buy it

    2) … get it tested (!)

    3) … you can’t see me

    4) …eating

    5) … thats you

  7. Ibby 5 February 2009 at 9:47 pm Permalink

    1) throw it.
    2)scratch it.
    3) its great.
    4)licking.
    5) im a lover.

  8. Danny 5 February 2009 at 10:05 pm Permalink

    1) shove it

    2) then you did a bad thing

    3) your probably behind me

    4) kids

    5) i’m the boss!

  9. hwa 5 February 2009 at 10:29 pm Permalink

    1) Ill make it fit
    2) Im getting my metalic super sharp forflike scratcher
    3) I probably dont want to anyways
    4) kids and pregnant women
    5) you are the only one

  10. Jess 5 February 2009 at 11:48 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit…don’t wear it
    2) If it’s itchy… scratch it
    3) If I can’t see you… i’ll forget you
    4) Ice-cream is for… me!
    5) I’m not a player… but i’m a flirter
    I’ll start… dieting!

  11. niu nai 6 February 2009 at 12:06 am Permalink

    如果不适合,我就叫爸爸帮我买新的!
    如果很痒,我就叫妈妈帮我抓一抓!
    如果我看不到你,我就哭!!
    冰激淋是用来洗澡的??
    我不是个很随便的人,我是个很随便的企鹅!!

  12. Noel 6 February 2009 at 12:23 am Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit, I won’t buy it.

    2) If it’s itchy, I scratch.

    3) If I can’t see you, I feel blessed.

    4) Ice-cream is for summer,

    5) I’m not a player, a sincere lover instead.

  13. Lilianna 6 February 2009 at 12:56 am Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit…try another size
    2) If it’s itchy…scratch it
    3) If I can’t see you… I’ll come and find you!
    4) Ice-cream is for… cookie dough, yum
    5) I’m not a player… but i’ll play for you

  14. choco 6 February 2009 at 1:30 am Permalink

    1. … then you ate too much chocolate
    2. … then scratch it
    3. … then I’m not there
    4. … eating!
    5. … I just eat alot of chocolates

    :D

  15. morsne 6 February 2009 at 1:41 am Permalink

    The answer to all 5 is ‘COCKS’

  16. Lb 6 February 2009 at 9:45 am Permalink

    1 if it doesn’t fit…..@#$!%&*(?> curse&swear

    2 if it’s itchy………..hunt that mosquitoe out!

    3 if i cant see u……@%$^&*!!K$#!!!

    4 ice cream is for….shit!

    5 i’m not a player….game over!

  17. chunz 6 February 2009 at 1:34 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit… then don’t buy it.

    2) If it’s itchy… then scratch it for awhile and control yourself and STOP.

    3) If I can’t see you… then maybe you can see me.

    4) Ice-cream is for… midnight snacks.

    5) I’m not a player… of any sports :)

  18. Oli 8 February 2009 at 12:49 am Permalink

    Oli: Not a serial killer!
    Vivi: 连环杀人凶手!
    RAB XF: Innocent until proven guilty.
    UltimateDave: MMmmm cake…KILLER!
    worldwideIP: Serial Thriller.
    bob: DEFINITE killer.
    Ibby: Probably already a killer.
    Danny: KILLER.
    hwa: Too lazy to kill.
    Jess: Maybe not a killer.
    niu nai: Never a killer! 纯洁!

  19. Oli 8 February 2009 at 12:49 am Permalink

    Noel: Also 纯洁! No way!
    Lilianna: Killer and proud.
    Choco: Too busy eating chocolate to be a killer!
    Morsen: Probably killing while he typed.
    Lb: Game over! Killer!
    chunz: Wow great self control…for a killer!

  20. Nina Kongo Drums 8 February 2009 at 8:56 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit then take it off

    2) If it’s itchy make the phone call

    3) If I can’t see you it’s cause you’re fug

    4) Ice-cream is for dessert

    5) I’m not a player but I like the cock

  21. Jacqueline 9 February 2009 at 2:21 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit I’ll make it fit

    2) If it’s itchy scratch it

    3) If I can’t see you then you can’t

    4) Ice-cream is for ME!

    5) I’m not a player … I guess?

  22. Jean 11 February 2009 at 1:01 am Permalink

    …you must acquit.
    …ice it.
    …I should be glad to hear from you.
    …everyone.
    …and neither will I

  23. Jake 12 February 2009 at 10:14 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) forget about it.

    2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) you’re not good at shopping.

    3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) No no: I can see you. But if I couldn’t, then you wouldn’t exist.

    4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) times when there’s nothing else to do.

    5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) cuz who’s got time to learn?

  24. Mich 3 April 2009 at 7:53 pm Permalink

    1) If it doesn’t fit… (如果不适合…) sew one myself.

    2) If it’s itchy… (如果很痒…) scratch it.

    3) If I can’t see you… (如果我看不到你…) Then I wouldn’t want you to see me.

    4) Ice-cream is for… (冰激淋是用来…) cold comfort.

    5) I’m not a player… (我不是个很随便的人…) but I don’t mind being played!

    lol. So am I a serial killer?

    • Oli 3 April 2009 at 8:12 pm Permalink

      Mich: Yes! Basically anyone who can sew has the potential to be a murderer! Welcome to my site btw~

  25. Mich 4 April 2009 at 5:22 pm Permalink

    I have no idea why will my picture be up automatically!! Gah. Now I am only half annoymous! Wow. I have the potential. Alright watch out then, I may strike anytime!


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