Archive | March, 2009

31 March 2009 ~ 13 Comments

Chinese marketing myths (中国市场的神话)

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In People’s Square subway station there is a small ‘market’. The sign next to it promises a lot… 在人民广场地铁站下有一个小市场.旁边的标志上写了很多承诺… …one of the shops sells sponge bread buns…they have a special smell and texture that makes them feel very realistic – but they are actually fake! Rubber bread buns! 其中一个商店有卖海绵小馒头面包…他们特别的味道和质地让他们看起来跟真的一样-可是他们真的是假的!橡皮小馒头面包! “Everything you need…nothing you don’t?” I [...]

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29 March 2009 ~ 5 Comments

Burger King can’t fool me! (汉堡王耍不了我!)

Burger King can’t fool me! (汉堡王耍不了我!)

So I saw this sign in the local Burger King… 我在本地的汉堡王看到这个标志… It says “Come to BK and buy a drink, and you can get a Whopper for just 1rmb (£0.10p, 0.5rm, €0.10c, $0.14c)”. 上面写着’来汉堡王买任意中饮料,加一元(£0.10p, 0.5rm, €0.10c, $0.14c)得皇堡’. BUT THEY CAN’T FOOL ME! Check out the date: 可是他们耍不了我!看一下日期: 1st April 2009! 2009年4月1日! April Fool’s Day! Or [...]

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25 March 2009 ~ 5 Comments

The only thing I don’t miss about my colleague… (我唯独不想念她的是。。。)

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One of the teachers at my school has been kidnapped! She’s gone to teach in another school for two weeks…and the impact it has had on our team morale is devastating. 我们学校的一个老师被绑架啦! 她要在另外一个学校带两个星期。。。这给我们带来了灾难性的影响。 Most days begin and end in tears, arguments and fights. The soothing influence on the office atmosphere has been replaced with tension [...]

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24 March 2009 ~ 11 Comments

I wanted to eat some popcorn… (我想吃一些爆米花…)

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But smell was too small…and I’m not sure if I could eat a vat on my own. 可是快乐包太小了…可是我不确定我能不能自己吃掉一大桶.

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20 March 2009 ~ 12 Comments

My name is Oli, and I’m a bad friend. ( 我叫噢力,我不是一个好的朋友。)

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I’m sorry, but I know i’m really bad at keeping in touch with my friends back in England. 很抱歉,我知道我没有很好地与我在英国的朋友们保持联系。 My leaving party (a year ago) was subtitled “Because we both know I won’t keep in touch…”, and as tongue-in-cheek as it should have been, in the year I’ve been away I’ve pretty much lived-up to [...]

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14 March 2009 ~ 4 Comments

Facebook’s new design brings amazing hidden feature (新的facebook设计带来了神奇的隐藏功能)

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Lots of people have been impressed by Facebook’s new design, but surely nobody could have foreseen this fantastic hidden feature – Future messaging! 许多人欣赏新的facebook设计,但肯定没有人会料到“未来的信息”的神妙功能!

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12 March 2009 ~ 4 Comments

Culture wars! (文化争论)

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I don’t know why I find it so funny, but the cancelled Oasis concert in Shanghai was sponsored by…Kappa. 我不知道为什么我觉得这个那么滑稽,被取消的Oasis上海演唱会是由Kappa赞助的。 I’d never put Kappa and Oasis together in my mind (for me, Kappa will always be happy hardcore raver uniform and not moody, rebellious, whining mancs), but it did remind me of some of the [...]

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