Korea’s cancer problem (韩国的癌症问题)

We all know smoking causes cancer…

我们都知道吸烟会致癌…

…but which one?!

可是哪个会?!

Facebook shark emoticon

Move over Pacman, there is a new ‘coolest smiley’ on Facebook – the Facebook shark emoticon! For weeks we have been waiting for new emoticons for Facebook chat, and now the first of many has arrived – the shark!

The shark smiley is cool in many ways, firstly because it really LOOKS like a shark (even when it is not turned into an emoticon) and second it reminds me of the jaws movies from the 1980′s. Epic.

So how do you do a shark emoticon in Facebook chat? Here is is, the shark emoticon. Enjoy!

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Enjoy the facebook shark emoticon, and if you find any more Facebook chat emoticons then let us know in the comments!

Strange massage fetish hits Shanghai Twitter (奇怪的癖好侵袭上海)

In the #Shanghai channel of Twitter, there are often ‘adult’ messages advertising nocturnal services, generally aimed at men looking for something special for the weekend.

在Twitter的上海站经常会有一些’成人’夜间服务广告信息.通常都是针对周末寻找特殊服务的男人们的.

These messages tend to be quite samey. Hot girl / Big boobs / 500rmb per hour / XXX / Call me. This afternoon, however, I was disturbed to read the first fetish message in my Twitter feed…and this one is freaky.

这些信息相当无聊.辣妹/大胸/500块一小时/XXX/电话我.可是今天下午我突然看到了第一个引起我注意的信息…很奇怪的一个.

Well, as long as she waxes her top lip…

恩~~只要她为她的上嘴唇打蜡…

Happy Farm on Facebook guide, strategy, tactics, tips and cheats

A lot of my friends have started playing Happy Farm on Facebook and want to know some tips, strategy, cheats or tactics for the game. Here is a guide for Happy Farm on Facebook which will teach you some tips on improving your crops, getting more experience and beating your friends and becoming a Happy Farmer!

Tip 1) Grow, grow, grow
You need plants growing 24/7 in order to beat your friends at Happy Farm on Facebook. Always buy the most expensive vegetables and plant them as soon as possible!

Tip 2) Get a free dog on Happy Farmer
To beat your friends you definitely need a dog to guard your plants and vegetables on Happy Farm on Facebook. The good news – they’re free! Just invite 5 friends who install the game. This is pretty easy because you can just ask your friends to accept the invite and click through the intro, and then they can forget about it.

Tip 3) Get free fertiliser on Happy Farmer
Plants on Happy Farmer grow faster when you give them fertilizer – you can get it free by inviting your friends to play with you on Facebook. A good cheat is to get your friends to sign up but then they don’t need to play – you get the free fertilizer. You can do this up to 5 bags per day!

Tip 4) Help your friends on Happy Farmer
This may sound stupid, but actually helping your friends on Happy Farmer is a tactic that can help you. If you browse your friends’ gardens and kill their worms and also their weeds, YOU get experience – this means you level up faster! Spray, spray, spray!

Tip 5) SECRET CHEAT
I can’t write the cheat here on my site, but there is one more Happy Farm cheat <---- Click here to read it!

I will add more to this post when time allows, but right now there are just a few of the best tactics, cheats, tips and guides for Happy Farmer on Facebook. Enjoy your Happy Farm guide!

Super name (超级名字)

Some people think I’m a prick for mocking translations all the time…so I think it’s time to acknowledge a brilliant shop name. A shop that sells gadgets, called…Gismo!

有些人觉得我是个老喜欢玩文字游戏的笨蛋…那么现在是时候让你们承认一个很棒的店名了.一个卖小器具的店…叫小玩意!

Wait…shouldn’t that be Gizmo? (Just kidding!)

等等….难道不应该是Gizmo吗? (开玩笑!)

Don’t do brugs (不要吸毒)

I’ve been trying to photo this sign out of the bus for a while…I actually saw them putting the sign up.

我试着在车厢外面拍了一会这个牌子…我确实看到他们把这个牌子挂在那里了.

Brugs don’t kill people, people kill people.

毒品不会杀人,可是人可以杀人.