I don’t know why I think this is funny (我不知道为什么我觉得这个很有意思)

Ok, actually, it’s two 50+ year old people, on a moped, with an umbrella, wearing formal clothes, in 90 degree heat…what’s not to like?

好,事实上这是2个大概50多岁的人,在一辆助动车上,还撑着伞,穿着很正式的衣服,在90度的高温天气…这样有感觉凉快吗?

Fake roadsign in Wujiaochang (五角场的山寨路标)

The shanzhai pirates (who fake anything from LV bags to mobile phones) have moved their business onto the streets! I found this FAKE roadsign in Wujiaochang (near Bailian Mall). What will they think of next?!

山寨盗版者(那些可以做从LV包包到手机任何假货的人)已经把生意做到了马路上!我在五角场发现了一个假冒的路标(在市贸百联旁边).下次他们还会想出什么东西?!

Shanghai openly encourages drug taking in shopping mall (上海在购物中心公开鼓励’吸毒’)

This is my mall! Well, not really my mall…

这是我的商场!恩~~不真是我的商场…

…and at the top of every escalator they have put a useful floor chart to describe how to travel using this extremely confusing piece of equipment.

…在每个自动扶梯的最上面会有一个很有用的楼面图,来描述怎么用这个极其困扰人的东西在商场展开旅行.

Although my memory is not as good as it used to be, I was sure I’d seen their slogan before…

虽然我的记性没有以前好了,可是我确信我曾经在哪里见过这个标语…

Puff, puff, pass!

吸,吸,过!