My Christmas was ruined due to the mystery of the disappearing umbrella. Ibby, my flatmate, managed to buy me EXACTLY what I wanted – a high quality umbrella with a kick-ass traditional Chinese devilish mask on it. So on the first day of rain, I went to grab it…and it was gone.

我的圣诞节被毁了。因为伞的神秘失踪。Ibby,我的室友,买了我最想要的给我-一把很好的伞状在一个中国京剧脸谱的瓶子里。然后在第一个想用它的下雨天,我到处都找不到它…没了。

I searched all over the house, but to no avail…someone (or some evil spirit) had removed it from the house…and it was never to be seen again. I’ve nearly dealt with the pain now (nearly 7 months later), but in dealing with the pain I forgot about a truly EPIC gift that Oytun received from Vivian…and now I think I’m ready to share it with the world.

我找遍整个屋子,可是徒劳…某人(或者某个妖怪)已经把它从屋子里带走了…然后再也没有见到过它。我差不多已经从痛苦中恢复了(大概7个月后),可是在与悲痛作斗争的时候,我忘了另外一个更牛的礼物,是Vivian给Oytun的…现在我准备好了拿出来跟这个世界分享。

BOOBY trap!

Don’t touch it! It might be a booby trap! (sorry)

别碰它!可能是个大波陷阱!(不好意思)

6 Comments


  1. Video plz – I have to see that in motion – it looks like a minute bucking bronco …. Falco


    • Don’t worry my man, I’m collecting all of this amazing technology in a trash bag the size of The Great Khali’s sleeping bag and shipping it all back to NW3 (one day)!


  2. hhahahaha awesome!!


  3. Excellent Post. obrigado


  4. Coming up with the pun is good enough but you managed to come up with one in chinese (大波陷阱) too! Impressive! :D

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