WJC Allstars – Xi Shua Shua! (WJC Allstars – 洗刷刷!)

I’m not sure this was actually in my work contract, but somehow, someway…

我不确定这是不是在我的劳动合同里也有,可是无论如何,不管怎样…

Enjoy the fabulous WJC Allstars singing ON AN ISLAND in the middle of a swimming pool in the middle of a country club in the middle of Minhang District in the middle of Shanghai in the middle of China.

请尽情享受WJC Allstars在中国的中心上海的中心的闵行的中心的俱乐部的中心的游泳池的中心的岛上唱歌.

Download the WJC Allstars – Xi Shua Shua video!

下载WJC Allstars – 洗刷刷视频!

Click here -> WJC Allstars-Xi Shua Shua (.wmv / 15.8mb / 320×240) – [downloadcounter(WJCAllstars-XiShuaShua)] downloads so far!

点击这里 -> WJC Allstars-洗刷刷 (.wmv / 15.8mb / 320×240) – 现在下在了 [downloadcounter(WJCAllstars-XiShuaShua)] 个!

Fried dork (炸笨蛋)

I was so excited to see this menu because I thought it was a typo of ‘duck’…on second glance, it has much more to do with pig than our feathery friends…

我当初很兴奋，因为我以为这个菜是一种鸭肉，但是后来才明白其实是一种猪肉。。。

…but what the hell is a chak?!?!?

可是这个鬼chak 到底是什么？！？！

WoW Cataclysm

The new World of Warcraft expansion has been announced, and it’s called Wow Cataclysm. You may or may not know, but I played World of Warcraft for a LONG time…from when it came out in Beta (I got a World of Warcraft beta invitation from Nikasa – thanks buddy!) until about 6 months after the release of the first expansion.

Thinking about the new Warcraft expansion makes me really excited (even if I’m not going to play it). A lot of people were wondering whether the new wow cataclysm info expansion would have new races, new maps and zones and new world events. It turns out that a lot of the features of Warcraft have been tweaked and improved to make the player experience better than ever. I almost wish I had a WoW Cataclysm Beta invitation!

So which new races are available in World of Warcraft Cataclysm? You guessed it – Horde can play as Goblins for the first time and Alliance can play as Worgen! Worgen in the woods will never be the same again…

Are there any new race and class combinations (racials) available in World of Warcraft: Cataclysm? You bet! The new WoW Cataclysm racials are Orc Mage, Night Elf Mage, Dwarf Mage, Blood Elf Warrior, Dwarf Shaman, Undead Hunter, Tauren Paladin, Tauren Priest, Gnome Priest and Troll Druid…but of course the most important one…Human Hunter! If Human Hunter had been available when I first played WoW…oh my God…I would still be hooked…

Anyway, there is lots of info out there about the new WoW expansion so if you want to check it out then click here -> . You won’t be disappointed (unless you value your life!).

For more information about WoW Cataclysm, check out www.WoW-Cataclysm.info!

The best hotel in South Korea (南韩最棒的酒店)

A friend of mine was looking online for a hotel in Seoul, South Korea a few weeks ago.

几个礼拜前,我的一个朋友在网上找韩国南部,汉城的酒店.

I’m not sure what her search criteria were…

我不知道她搜索的标准是什么…

….but this SURELY can’t be the best option in town?

…可是这个一定不可能是城里最好的选择?

Worst virus ever? (有史以来最糟糕的病毒?)

Our computers at work got a virus recently. We had a little popup message which said that it had been removed…

我们公司的电脑最近中了病毒.总是会有个小对话框跳出来说此文件已被移除…

…but when I checked my personal web folder, I had a strange sensation that not EVERYTHING had been completely removed…

…可是当我查看我的私人网页文件夹时,我有种奇怪的感觉就是并不是所有的东西都被移除了…

…but I didn’t know hemorrhoids were viral?!

…但是我不知道痔疮是不是病毒引起的?

Who’s taller, Oliver Denton or Chairman Mao? (谁更高？Oli还是毛主席？)

I used to think I was pretty tall…but recently I’ve been feeling a bit self-conscience about my height, especially after visiting this statue of Chairman Mao at Fudan University.

我以前一直觉得自己很高…可是最近我有点羞于谈论我的身高了，特别是在我看到过复旦大学毛主席的雕塑之后。

It’s cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise, but I’d put him an egg taller…

我们的身高很接近了，他只是比我高一个鸡蛋的高度。

Illegal alien in China (中国的非法入侵者)

No, I don’t mean my visa expired…I found this crazy beast while walking through a park the other day.

不，我不是在说我的签证到期了…有一天在我穿过公园的路上，我发现了这个疯狂的怪兽！

Look out Predator, there’s a new monster in town!

铁血战士注意，市里出现一个新妖怪！

ps, Can anyone tell me what the illegal alien actually is?

ps,有人能告诉我这个非法入侵的外星来客到底是什么吗？

Cool t-shirt YO! (酷体恤！)

When my sister and I used to go on holiday in France, we’d sometimes pass the time by finding funny ‘Frenglish’ t-shirts. They’re the ones which, although they might make some sort of grammatical sense, they just sound weird or funny. Our everlasting favourite was:

以前我跟我姐姐一起去法国度假的时候，我们有时会靠找有趣的‘法式英语体恤’来消磨时光。他们就是会有一定的语法的意义，可是就是听起来很滑稽好玩。我们曾经百笑不厌的最喜欢的一个是：

“If it breaks, I will ride it”

‘如有破浪，我即乘风而去。’

I believe it was a surfing t-shirt (waves breaking, etc), but it conjured so many more images than simply hitting the beach. My latest WTF moment was in the subway the other day:

我想那一定是一件冲浪体恤上的（乘风破浪，等），但是它让你联想到的不仅仅是简单地浪打沙滩。我最近一次被雷到是有天在地铁上：

This one’s for you Sis, any interpretation?

这个是给你的姐姐，有什么释义吗？

Bear on a chain in a zoo in China! (中国动物园里戴着锁链的熊!)

I went to Shanghai Wild Animal safari park a while ago, and I can’t believe I forgot to post this…it’s a bear on a chain!

我前阵子去了上海野生动物园,竟然忘记贴上来了…那是一只戴着锁链的熊!

“Attention!”
立正

Follow me…
跟我来…

I got the magic stick!

我有一根魔棒!

Mum #1: COME ON BOY, SMILE FOR WINNE!

妈妈 #1: 嘿,像维尼一样笑一个!

Son #2: I feel a little uncomfortable with this.

儿子 #2: 我觉得有点不舒服.

Did you know that “chain” is an anagram of “China”?!

你以前知道吗?chain是China的变形?!