August2009

WJC Allstars – Xi Shua Shua! (WJC Allstars – 洗刷刷!)

Aug 30, 2009
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I’m not sure this was actually in my work contract, but somehow, someway…

我ä¸ç¡®å®šè¿™æ˜¯ä¸æ˜¯åœ¨æˆ‘的劳动åˆåŒé‡Œä¹Ÿæœ‰,坿˜¯æ— è®ºå¦‚何,ä¸ç®¡æ€Žæ ·…

Enjoy the fabulous WJC Allstars singing ON AN ISLAND in the middle of a swimming pool in the middle of a country club in the middle of Minhang District in the middle of Shanghai in the middle of China.

请尽情享å—WJC Allstars在中国的中心上海的中心的闵行的中心的俱ä¹éƒ¨çš„中心的游泳池的中心的岛上唱歌.

Download the WJC Allstars – Xi Shua Shua video!

下载WJC Allstars – 洗刷刷视频!

Click here -> WJC Allstars-Xi Shua Shua (.wmv / 15.8mb / 320×240) – [downloadcounter(WJCAllstars-XiShuaShua)] downloads so far!

点击这里 -> WJC Allstars-洗刷刷 (.wmv / 15.8mb / 320×240) – 现在下在了 [downloadcounter(WJCAllstars-XiShuaShua)] 个!

Fried dork (炸笨蛋)

Aug 27, 2009
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I was so excited to see this menu because I thought it was a typo of ‘duck’…on second glance, it has much more to do with pig than our feathery friends…

我当åˆå¾ˆå…´å¥‹ï¼Œå› ä¸ºæˆ‘ä»¥ä¸ºè¿™ä¸ªèœæ˜¯ä¸€ç§é¸­è‚‰ï¼Œä½†æ˜¯åŽæ¥æ‰æ˜Žç™½å…¶å®žæ˜¯ä¸€ç§çŒªè‚‰ã€‚。。

frieddork

…but what the hell is a chak?!?!?

坿˜¯è¿™ä¸ªé¬¼chak 到底是什么?ï¼ï¼Ÿï¼

WoW Cataclysm

Aug 24, 2009
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The new World of Warcraft expansion has been announced, and it’s called Wow Cataclysm. You may or may not know, but I played World of Warcraft for a LONG time…from when it came out in Beta (I got a World of Warcraft beta invitation from Nikasa – thanks buddy!) until about 6 months after the release of the first expansion.

wow cataclysm

Thinking about the new Warcraft expansion makes me really excited (even if I’m not going to play it). A lot of people were wondering whether the new wow cataclysm info expansion would have new races, new maps and zones and new world events. It turns out that a lot of the features of Warcraft have been tweaked and improved to make the player experience better than ever. I almost wish I had a WoW Cataclysm Beta invitation!

So which new races are available in World of Warcraft Cataclysm? You guessed it – Horde can play as Goblins for the first time and Alliance can play as Worgen! Worgen in the woods will never be the same again…

Are there any new race and class combinations (racials) available in World of Warcraft: Cataclysm? You bet! The new WoW Cataclysm racials are Orc Mage, Night Elf Mage, Dwarf Mage, Blood Elf Warrior, Dwarf Shaman, Undead Hunter, Tauren Paladin, Tauren Priest, Gnome Priest and Troll Druid…but of course the most important one…Human Hunter! If Human Hunter had been available when I first played WoW…oh my God…I would still be hooked…

Anyway, there is lots of info out there about the new WoW expansion so if you want to check it out then click here -> . You won’t be disappointed (unless you value your life!).

For more information about WoW Cataclysm, check out www.WoW-Cataclysm.info!

The best hotel in South Korea (å—韩最棒的酒店)

Aug 24, 2009
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A friend of mine was looking online for a hotel in Seoul, South Korea a few weeks ago.

几个礼拜å‰,我的一个朋å‹åœ¨ç½‘上找韩国å—部,汉城的酒店.

01-south-korea-hotel

I’m not sure what her search criteria were…

我ä¸çŸ¥é“她æœç´¢çš„æ ‡å‡†æ˜¯ä»€ä¹ˆ…

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….but this SURELY can’t be the best option in town?

…坿˜¯è¿™ä¸ªä¸€å®šä¸å¯èƒ½æ˜¯åŸŽé‡Œæœ€å¥½çš„选择?

Worst virus ever? (有å²ä»¥æ¥æœ€ç³Ÿç³•的病毒?)

Aug 22, 2009
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Our computers at work got a virus recently. We had a little popup message which said that it had been removed…

我们公å¸çš„电脑最近中了病毒.总是会有个å°å¯¹è¯æ¡†è·³å‡ºæ¥è¯´æ­¤æ–‡ä»¶å·²è¢«ç§»é™¤…

…but when I checked my personal web folder, I had a strange sensation that not EVERYTHING had been completely removed…

…坿˜¯å½“我查看我的ç§äººç½‘页文件夹时,我有ç§å¥‡æ€ªçš„æ„Ÿè§‰å°±æ˜¯å¹¶ä¸æ˜¯æ‰€æœ‰çš„东西都被移除了…

hemo-blog

…but I didn’t know hemorrhoids were viral?!

…但是我ä¸çŸ¥é“ç—”ç–®æ˜¯ä¸æ˜¯ç—…毒引起的?

Who’s taller, Oliver Denton or Chairman Mao? (è°æ›´é«˜ï¼ŸOli还是毛主席?)

Aug 20, 2009
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I used to think I was pretty tall…but recently I’ve been feeling a bit self-conscience about my height, especially after visiting this statue of Chairman Mao at Fudan University.

我以å‰ä¸€ç›´è§‰å¾—è‡ªå·±å¾ˆé«˜â€¦å¯æ˜¯æœ€è¿‘æˆ‘æœ‰ç‚¹ç¾žäºŽè°ˆè®ºæˆ‘çš„èº«é«˜äº†ï¼Œç‰¹åˆ«æ˜¯åœ¨æˆ‘çœ‹åˆ°è¿‡å¤æ—¦å¤§å­¦æ¯›ä¸»å¸­çš„雕塑之åŽã€‚

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It’s cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise, but I’d put him an egg taller…

æˆ‘ä»¬çš„èº«é«˜å¾ˆæŽ¥è¿‘äº†ï¼Œä»–åªæ˜¯æ¯”我高一个鸡蛋的高度。

Illegal alien in China (ä¸­å›½çš„éžæ³•入侵者)

Aug 17, 2009
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No, I don’t mean my visa expired…I found this crazy beast while walking through a park the other day.

ä¸ï¼Œæˆ‘䏿˜¯åœ¨è¯´æˆ‘的签è¯åˆ°æœŸäº†â€¦æœ‰ä¸€å¤©åœ¨æˆ‘穿过公园的路上,我å‘现了这个疯狂的怪兽ï¼

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Look out Predator, there’s a new monster in town!

é“血战士注æ„,市里出现一个新妖怪ï¼

ps, Can anyone tell me what the illegal alien actually is?

ps,æœ‰äººèƒ½å‘Šè¯‰æˆ‘è¿™ä¸ªéžæ³•入侵的外星æ¥å®¢åˆ°åº•是什么å—?

Cool t-shirt YO! (酷体æ¤ï¼)

Aug 14, 2009
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When my sister and I used to go on holiday in France, we’d sometimes pass the time by finding funny ‘Frenglish’ t-shirts. They’re the ones which, although they might make some sort of grammatical sense, they just sound weird or funny. Our everlasting favourite was:

以剿ˆ‘跟我å§å§ä¸€èµ·åŽ»æ³•å›½åº¦å‡çš„æ—¶å€™ï¼Œæˆ‘ä»¬æœ‰æ—¶ä¼šé æ‰¾æœ‰è¶£çš„‘法å¼è‹±è¯­ä½“æ¤â€™æ¥æ¶ˆç£¨æ—¶å…‰ã€‚他们就是会有一定的语法的æ„ä¹‰ï¼Œå¯æ˜¯å°±æ˜¯å¬èµ·æ¥å¾ˆæ»‘稽好玩。我们曾ç»ç™¾ç¬‘ä¸åŽŒçš„æœ€å–œæ¬¢çš„ä¸€ä¸ªæ˜¯ï¼š

“If it breaks, I will ride it”

‘如有破浪,我å³ä¹˜é£Žè€ŒåŽ»ã€‚â€™

I believe it was a surfing t-shirt (waves breaking, etc), but it conjured so many more images than simply hitting the beach. My latest WTF moment was in the subway the other day:

我想那一定是一件冲浪体æ¤ä¸Šçš„ï¼ˆä¹˜é£Žç ´æµªï¼Œç­‰ï¼‰ï¼Œä½†æ˜¯å®ƒè®©ä½ è”æƒ³åˆ°çš„ä¸ä»…仅是简å•地浪打沙滩。我最近一次被雷到是有天在地é“上:

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This one’s for you Sis, any interpretation?

这个是给你的å§å§ï¼Œæœ‰ä»€ä¹ˆé‡Šä¹‰å—?

Bear on a chain in a zoo in China! (中国动物园里戴ç€é”链的熊!)

Aug 11, 2009
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I went to Shanghai Wild Animal safari park a while ago, and I can’t believe I forgot to post this…it’s a bear on a chain!

我å‰é˜µå­åŽ»äº†ä¸Šæµ·é‡Žç”ŸåŠ¨ç‰©å›­,竟然忘记贴上æ¥äº†…é‚£æ˜¯ä¸€åªæˆ´ç€é”链的熊!


03-attention

“Attention!”
ç«‹æ­£

04-followtheleader

Follow me…
跟我楅

05-magicstick

I got the magic stick!

我有一根魔棒!

01-bearonachain

Mum #1: COME ON BOY, SMILE FOR WINNE!

妈妈 #1: 嘿,åƒç»´å°¼ä¸€æ ·ç¬‘一个!

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Son #2: I feel a little uncomfortable with this.

å„¿å­ #2: 我觉得有点ä¸èˆ’æœ.

Did you know that “chain” is an anagram of “China”?!

你以å‰çŸ¥é“å—?chain是Chinaçš„å˜å½¢?!