I went to Shanghai Wild Animal safari park a while ago, and I can’t believe I forgot to post this…it’s a bear on a chain!
我前阵子去了上海野生动物园,竟然忘记贴上来了…那是一只戴着锁链的熊!
“Attention!”
立正

Follow me…
跟我来…

I got the magic stick!
我有一根魔棒!

Mum #1: COME ON BOY, SMILE FOR WINNE!
妈妈 #1: 嘿,像维尼一样笑一个!

Son #2: I feel a little uncomfortable with this.
儿子 #2: 我觉得有点不舒服.
Did you know that “chain” is an anagram of “China”?!
你以前知道吗?chain是China的变形?!
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August 11, 2009 at 3:52 am
Ha ha ha… Yes, it is indeed!
And you must be the chained bear in China?!
Just for fun, mate!
August 11, 2009 at 8:45 am
I like walking around the apartment bare, if that’s what you mean? :P
August 11, 2009 at 10:51 am
Ze bear used to wear a scarf and got terribly sunburnt?!
August 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
He used to be the mayor of Bearville, but his bling bling got snatched at PVG…
August 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm
To be honest the kid in the last picture looks fucking scared!! Or he’s seen a 20p on the floor…
Which one is Yogi?
Falco
August 14, 2009 at 10:51 am
He was crapping it, of that there is no doubt. TBH he shouldn’t have been so worried, the bear didn’t seem to know what planet it was on (it was certainly not in ‘attack mode’).
August 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Ha ha… That’s a good repartee!
原来你那么会玩文字游戏啊!好,我会常来找你玩!
And now, I finally understand why that hairy bear needs a ‘magic stick’! So he can 立正?
(And you know what? I think the bear was actually ‘paying attention’ in the first photo! Look closely!!! Ha ha ha….)
Ha ha ha…. You really cracked me up, mate!
August 14, 2009 at 10:44 am
Hahaha I can’t believe I just spent 3 minutes zooming in on the photo to look at a bear’s penis. I’m a bad man!
August 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Ha ha…
It’s its left palm actually!!! You pervert! Ha ha…
August 11, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Silly! It should be man on the chain, bear with the stick…
That’s how you make money.
August 14, 2009 at 10:55 am
I think the bear is planning EXACTLY this sort of venture in the future…
August 14, 2009 at 1:06 am
This is the dumbest shit Ive ever seen. Next time bust that bear out Oli. A wild animal should’nt be posing for family pics.
August 14, 2009 at 10:40 am
After the success of Kung-Fu Panda, more and more humans are hesitant about helping bears do start a revolution through violence as they think they should do it themselves.
August 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
the bear’s not much of a poser though, you’d think they could teach it a few gangster signs or something
August 16, 2009 at 10:45 am
the bear doesn’t look real in these photos …
August 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Your not fooling anyone Oli. It’s obvious there’s a little guy inside a bear costume.
November 22, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Did you know that “chain” is an anagram of “China”?!
Sorry,I can’t agree with you! I hope that it’s just a joke!
November 22, 2009 at 10:35 pm
P.S: I like your blog! It’s funny!
November 23, 2009 at 12:30 am
Just kidding! Glad you like it :) :)