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I was recently sent this interview in an email from a colleague – I get a kick out of it, so I think you will too! I’ve been on a mission recently to find jokes that are funny both in English and Chinese…consider this the first step towards global comedy domination…

我最近把这个面试发给了一个同事，他笑死了，我想你也会笑死的！我最近有个任务就是要寻找中文和英文的好玩的东西或者笑话…考虑把这个当作冲向国际喜剧界的第一步…

Best job interview ever? 最好的工作面试?

Interviewer: Ok! Go for it!

老板： 好的，就这么愉快地决定了!

Interviewee: If the job is too tiring, I’ll probably quit.

职员：如果工作太累，搞不好我会辞职的

Interviewer: Don’t worry about that, we’ll never let it happen.

老板：放心，我不会让这样的事情发生的！

Interviewee: Would I have time off on weekends?

职员：我双休日可以休息吗？

Interviewer: Of course, that’s the bottom line!

老板：当然了！这是底线！

Interviewee: Would I have to work ’til very late?

职员：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗？

Interviewer: That’s not possible, who told you that?

老板：不可能，谁告诉你的？

Interviewee: Do you offer allowance for food at work?

职员：有餐费补贴吗？

Interviewer: Absolutely, and it’s higher than in any other company!

老板：还用说吗，绝对比同行都高！

Interviewee: Is there any risk of death?

职员：有没有工作猝死的风险？

Interviewer: No, how could you ever think that?

老板：不会！你怎么会有这种念头？

Interviewee: Would the company ever take us to travel?

职员：公司会定期组织旅游吗？

Interviewer: Yep, that’s what the work manual says!

老板：这是我们的明文规定！

Interviewee: Would I have to come to work on time?

职员：那我需要准时上班吗？

Interviewer: Nope, it depends.

老板：不，看情况吧

Interviewee: What about the pay, would I get paid on time?

职员：工资呢？会准时发吗？

Interviewer: Always.

老板：一向如此！

Interviewee: Do the new staff have to do everything?

职员：事情全是新员工做吗？

Interviewer: How is it possible? There are lots of more experienced staff.

老板：怎么可能，你上头还有很多资深同事！

Interviewee: If there is a position opening, could I apply for it?

职员：如果领导职位有空缺，我可以参与竞争吗啊？

Interviewer: Definitely! That is what our company depends on!

老板：毫无疑问，这是我们公司赖以生存的机制！

Interviewee: Are you kidding me?

职员：你不会是在骗我吧？

Oh, I forgot to mention…please read it from the bottom -> top!

噢，我忘记说了…请从下往上读！

If you like this and you want to read more email forwards, funny pictures and videos from China, check out FunnyinChina.com!

如果你喜欢这个，而且想读更多的中国的转发邮件，好玩的图片和视频，快看 FunnyinChina.com！

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