Best job interview ever? (最好的工作面试)
Best job interview ever? (最好的工作面试)
I was recently sent this interview in an email from a colleague – I get a kick out of it, so I think you will too! I’ve been on a mission recently to find jokes that are funny both in English and Chinese…consider this the first step towards global comedy domination…
我最近把这个面试发给了一个同事，他笑死了，我想你也会笑死的！我最近有个任务就是要寻找中文和英文的好玩的东西或者笑话…考虑把这个当作冲向国际喜剧界的第一步…
Best job interview ever? 最好的工作面试?
Interviewer: Ok! Go for it!
老板： 好的，就这么愉快地决定了!
Interviewee: If the job is too tiring, I’ll probably quit.
职员：如果工作太累，搞不好我会辞职的
Interviewer: Don’t worry about that, we’ll never let it happen.
老板：放心，我不会让这样的事情发生的！
Interviewee: Would I have time off on weekends?
职员：我双休日可以休息吗？
Interviewer: Of course, that’s the bottom line!
老板：当然了！这是底线！
Interviewee: Would I have to work ’til very late?
职员：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗？
Interviewer: That’s not possible, who told you that?
老板：不可能，谁告诉你的？
Interviewee: Do you offer allowance for food at work?
职员：有餐费补贴吗？
Interviewer: Absolutely, and it’s higher than in any other company!
老板：还用说吗，绝对比同行都高！
Interviewee: Is there any risk of death?
职员：有没有工作猝死的风险？
Interviewer: No, how could you ever think that?
老板：不会！你怎么会有这种念头？
Interviewee: Would the company ever take us to travel?
职员：公司会定期组织旅游吗？
Interviewer: Yep, that’s what the work manual says!
老板：这是我们的明文规定！
Interviewee: Would I have to come to work on time?
职员：那我需要准时上班吗？
Interviewer: Nope, it depends.
老板：不，看情况吧
Interviewee: What about the pay, would I get paid on time?
职员：工资呢？会准时发吗？
Interviewer: Always.
老板：一向如此！
Interviewee: Do the new staff have to do everything?
职员：事情全是新员工做吗？
Interviewer: How is it possible? There are lots of more experienced staff.
老板：怎么可能，你上头还有很多资深同事！
Interviewee: If there is a position opening, could I apply for it?
职员：如果领导职位有空缺，我可以参与竞争吗啊？
Interviewer: Definitely! That is what our company depends on!
老板：毫无疑问，这是我们公司赖以生存的机制！
Interviewee: Are you kidding me?
职员：你不会是在骗我吧？
Oh, I forgot to mention…please read it from the bottom -> top!
噢，我忘记说了…请从下往上读！
If you like this and you want to read more email forwards, funny pictures and videos from China, check out FunnyinChina.com!
如果你喜欢这个，而且想读更多的中国的转发邮件，好玩的图片和视频，快看 FunnyinChina.com！
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September 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Oli…are you the boss?
September 16, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Of course! And you’re FIRED!
September 16, 2009 at 9:49 pm
hm…well…it’s not bad to get fired…
hahahahaha
September 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm
It’s amazing!
September 21, 2009 at 1:39 am
Haha, that’s a good one. Good joke Oli! And it’s about to get a lot better after I tell you mine, eh eh eh…oh so cold:
So there was this guy, walking down the street. Suddenly a giant bowl of rice falls from the sky, landing on the poor guy and killing him. Bystanders say his last words were: 饭死我了! (fan4 si wo le!)
So that’s my best attempt at making a pun on “fan.” If anyone thinks they can make this joke better, I’m all ears.
July 24, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Hello, this is a very fuuny job interview conversation. I am currently looking for funny articles for my book. Could you please sell me the copyright of this article?
July 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Hi Jenny, I’ve emailed you!