Tragic love story in 6 words (六个字的作文)
I usually try not to reprint things here (or take things from other places), but I absolutely love this picture which was taken from a Chinese exam paper (allegedly). If you like this sort of story, there are loads of funny videos and funny photos from China at Funny in China – 趣味中国!
通常我都不会转帖到这里（或者把别的地方的东西拿来用），但是我真的很喜欢这张中国考卷（真心的）。如果你也喜欢这样的小品，可以上Funny in China – 趣味中国!，那里有很多有趣的视频和图片！
It says:
Question
Write an article about love.
Requirements
1. Use brief and refined language
2. The story should end tragically
3. No word limit
Answer
Will you marry me?
“Fuck off!”
OMG!DIELAUGHING!WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG!DIELAUGHING!WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The space bar is your friend.
Sorry, was laughing until forgot to breathe. :D
This is a very normal reaction!
mine is better than yours:
Question
Write an article about Chinese kongfu world.
Requirements
1. Use brief and refined language
2. The story should include 3 schools and needs suspense
3. No word limit
Answer
“monk,how dare you compete the shitai with a taoist?”
shitai:the female master of the taoists in e mei school
Just messing with you, lb. ;)
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in a while. (First time on this blog)
It’s probably best not to read the archives then, quit while I’m ahead, ok? :D
funny … just wondering how the teacher reacted
The student is probably repeating the exam again and again and again!