Christmas has come early for you! (If you want a Google Wave invite for Christmas) (提前发送圣诞礼物啦!(如果你想要Google Wave邀请))

Christmas has come early for you! (If you want a Google Wave invite for Christmas) (提前发送圣诞礼物啦!(如果你想要Google Wave邀请))

Nov 27, 2009
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I think I was the last person to get access to Google Wave, however now I have it I want to use up ALL of my invitations to other people before it become OPEN and everyone can use it!

我想我大概是最后一个得到Google Wave邀请的人,不过我现在有了然后我想用所有的邀请给大家,在它开放以前,每个人都可以用它!

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So if you want an invite, just leave a comment here saying so (as well as a joke) and then I’ll add you. If you don’t want an invitation, feel free to leave a joke here anyway!

所以如果你要邀请,只要在这里留言(或者说个笑话),然后我就会加你。如果你不想要邀请,那就在这里讲笑话吧!

Happy Christmas! (nearly)

圣诞快乐!(差不多了)

ps, it takes a while after the invitation is sent to arrive (like a week) – be patient!

ps, 在发送邀请以后要过一段时间才能收到(大概一个礼拜)- 耐心点!


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Comments:


  1. 谢谢,我要一个!


    • 你的笑话呢?!


  2. 我要一个,谢谢!

    附笑话:

    我一同学的小学写作文——-小时候我被病魔夺去了年轻的生命!
    还有一个写冬天扫雪,雪字写错了写成了雷字,结果就冬天的早上我与家人们一起在马路上扫雷。。。


    • Winner! Invitation sent!
      邀请发出啦!


  3. Can I get one plz?
    Joke,Joke,Ah……

    Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
    Boy: What are the two things?
    Girl: Your feet.


    • 邀请发出啦!


      • That’s amazing,fantastic ~haha~ U R so wonderful!!!


  4. 请给我一个谢谢。
    笑话:有一颗软糖在路上走,走着走着突然间它说:“哎呀,我腿软了”


    • 邀请发出啦! Winner!


  5. hi, oli, can i have one?

    i suggest u to have a avatar
    我建议你弄个头像


    • Joke please! (I trust you so I sent an invite already :P )


  6. 我要一个wave
    笑话:问,芙蓉姐姐和李宇春同时掉水里,你有一块石头,砸谁?
    答:谁救砸谁


    • Got it! 邀请发出啦!


    • Winner!


  7. 晕,Email地址错了,以我这次留言留下的地址为准,麻烦啦


  8. 哇,这个圣诞礼物确实是很早……还有一个月才到圣诞节呢


  9. Thanks all the same.


  10. 很不错!!


  11. 我不要一个,我就想讲个笑话。初中时早餐吃油条,那时候小镇上卖油条的都给张纸包着。然后接过一看,靠,居然是我同桌的不及格的语文试卷。


  12. 面包超人和蝙蝠侠约好比赛,可是面包超人没有来,为什么呢?因为下雨了,面包超人会被淋坏,哈哈。


    • Winner~ I like Batman too!


  13. 怎么才能有头像呢?谢谢回答!
    PS:唉,最近很认真的practise RP呢,博主有什么好的建议吗?


    • 去这个Gravatar网站,可以给你的邮箱设置头像。


  14. “今天早上地铁里,我差点被挤成照片…”
    “照片有什么可怕的 可怕的是和恶心的男人搞成合影!”


    • 冠军!


  15. 这个,博主居然中文这么好,有中英文对照,真是佩服的五体投地啊
    Oh,my lord!You have such a good knowledge of Chinese.It is really amazing!


  16. 笑话啊,呵呵,一时还真想不起来,想一下啊,我比较喜欢的一个笑话。
    从前一个小孩不讲礼貌,有一次他到一个陌生的地方,看到了一个老人家,就说:喂,老头,这里到某某地方还有多远啊?
    老人家看了他一眼,说:“这里到某某要一百八十黍秸”
    小孩子很奇怪,说:黍秸?你们这里不论里吗?多少里?
    老人家说:论礼你要叫我大爷啊。

    呵呵,这里面用到了谐音,不知道你能否理解哦。
    黍秸是玉米秸秆的意思,在北方偶尔会用那个丈量一下。

    ====ps:能交换一下链接吗?呵呵,很喜欢你的blog=====


    • :D Great! (谢谢你的解释!)


      • 哈哈,你中文真好啊,礼貌的礼还有公里的里谐音都了解,呵呵


  17. My most interesting teacher, I want an invite!
    Joke:
    A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”


    • Jenny! This would have been better if you used English currency, but funny anyway :P


  18. so, what is your gmail adress ?


  19. tks.
    走着走着发现脚好酸啊,原来踩到一个柠檬。


    • 不错! I’m going to use this one (easy to remember :) )


  20. Can I have an invitation? only if it’s free mind you…
    I don’t know any jokes, I only talk about serious matters like politics, religion, war and pornography.


    • You need a way of keeping in touch with your boyfriend when he goes back to the grim North. Invite sent!


      • I remembered a joke!

        There’s this fly right and he’s driving a car right, err on the motorway right and and and and the last thing he thinks about right, it’s HIS ARSE!!!! HA HA!!!

        Oh, hold on, that’s not it…


  21. 谢谢你的邀请我已收到,我想再来讲个笑话:冰箱里有两根香肠,香肠A和香肠B说:“好冷啊!”香肠B没有回应,香肠A又说了一遍,依旧得不到回应。他生气了说:“和你讲话呢?怎么不理我?”香肠B说:“咦,我们不是香肠吗?为什么会说话啊?”


  22. 我希望得到的是google voice 的邀请!


    • 我也要!哭哭哭


  23. 哈哈哈哈哈,看了楼上的我都笑死了!哈哈哈
    我也讲一个,不要邀请,就讲笑话.
    有天在酒吧,我朋友介绍2个外国女的给我认识,跟我说她们是阿塞拜疆,我就以为她们2个一个叫阿塞,另外一个叫拜疆…跟她们打招呼.
    后来我朋友跟我说阿塞拜疆是个地方…我JIONG…哈哈哈哈
    真心没听到过这个地方…后来特地去查了下~果然够小~


  24. 哈哈哈哈哈,看了楼上的我都笑死了!哈哈哈
    我也讲一个,不要邀请,就讲笑话.
    有天在酒吧,我朋友介绍2个外国女的给我认识,跟我说她们是阿塞拜疆(Azerbaijan),我就以为她们2个一个叫阿塞,另外一个叫拜疆…跟她们打招呼.
    后来我朋友跟我说阿塞拜疆是个地方…我JIONG…哈哈哈哈
    真心没听到过这个地方…后来特地去查了下~果然够小~


  25. 我是来找羊肉串的。

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