Christmas has come early for you! (If you want a Google Wave invite for Christmas) (提前发送圣诞礼物啦!(如果你想要Google Wave邀请))
I think I was the last person to get access to Google Wave, however now I have it I want to use up ALL of my invitations to other people before it become OPEN and everyone can use it!
我想我大概是最后一个得到Google Wave邀请的人,不过我现在有了然后我想用所有的邀请给大家,在它开放以前,每个人都可以用它!

So if you want an invite, just leave a comment here saying so (as well as a joke) and then I’ll add you. If you don’t want an invitation, feel free to leave a joke here anyway!
所以如果你要邀请,只要在这里留言(或者说个笑话),然后我就会加你。如果你不想要邀请,那就在这里讲笑话吧!
Happy Christmas! (nearly)
圣诞快乐!(差不多了)
ps, it takes a while after the invitation is sent to arrive (like a week) – be patient!
ps, 在发送邀请以后要过一段时间才能收到(大概一个礼拜)- 耐心点!






谢谢,我要一个!
你的笑话呢?!
我要一个,谢谢!
附笑话:
我一同学的小学写作文——-小时候我被病魔夺去了年轻的生命!
还有一个写冬天扫雪,雪字写错了写成了雷字,结果就冬天的早上我与家人们一起在马路上扫雷。。。
Winner! Invitation sent!
邀请发出啦!
Can I get one plz?
Joke,Joke,Ah……
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
邀请发出啦!
That’s amazing,fantastic ~haha~ U R so wonderful!!!
请给我一个谢谢。
笑话:有一颗软糖在路上走,走着走着突然间它说:“哎呀,我腿软了”
邀请发出啦! Winner!
hi, oli, can i have one?
i suggest u to have a avatar
我建议你弄个头像
Joke please! (I trust you so I sent an invite already :P )
我要一个wave
笑话:问,芙蓉姐姐和李宇春同时掉水里,你有一块石头,砸谁?
答:谁救砸谁
Got it! 邀请发出啦!
Winner!
晕,Email地址错了,以我这次留言留下的地址为准,麻烦啦
哇,这个圣诞礼物确实是很早……还有一个月才到圣诞节呢
Thanks all the same.
很不错!!
我不要一个,我就想讲个笑话。初中时早餐吃油条,那时候小镇上卖油条的都给张纸包着。然后接过一看,靠,居然是我同桌的不及格的语文试卷。
面包超人和蝙蝠侠约好比赛,可是面包超人没有来,为什么呢?因为下雨了,面包超人会被淋坏,哈哈。
Winner~ I like Batman too!
怎么才能有头像呢?谢谢回答!
PS:唉,最近很认真的practise RP呢,博主有什么好的建议吗?
去这个Gravatar网站,可以给你的邮箱设置头像。
“今天早上地铁里,我差点被挤成照片…”
“照片有什么可怕的 可怕的是和恶心的男人搞成合影!”
冠军!
这个,博主居然中文这么好,有中英文对照,真是佩服的五体投地啊
Oh,my lord!You have such a good knowledge of Chinese.It is really amazing!
笑话啊,呵呵,一时还真想不起来,想一下啊,我比较喜欢的一个笑话。
从前一个小孩不讲礼貌,有一次他到一个陌生的地方,看到了一个老人家,就说:喂,老头,这里到某某地方还有多远啊?
老人家看了他一眼,说:“这里到某某要一百八十黍秸”
小孩子很奇怪,说:黍秸?你们这里不论里吗?多少里?
老人家说:论礼你要叫我大爷啊。
呵呵,这里面用到了谐音,不知道你能否理解哦。
黍秸是玉米秸秆的意思,在北方偶尔会用那个丈量一下。
====ps:能交换一下链接吗?呵呵,很喜欢你的blog=====
:D Great! (谢谢你的解释!)
哈哈,你中文真好啊,礼貌的礼还有公里的里谐音都了解,呵呵
My most interesting teacher, I want an invite!
Joke:
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
Jenny! This would have been better if you used English currency, but funny anyway :P
so, what is your gmail adress ?
dentons@gmail.com ! ajoutez-moi! (is that right?)
tks.
走着走着发现脚好酸啊,原来踩到一个柠檬。
不错! I’m going to use this one (easy to remember :) )
Can I have an invitation? only if it’s free mind you…
I don’t know any jokes, I only talk about serious matters like politics, religion, war and pornography.
You need a way of keeping in touch with your boyfriend when he goes back to the grim North. Invite sent!
I remembered a joke!
There’s this fly right and he’s driving a car right, err on the motorway right and and and and the last thing he thinks about right, it’s HIS ARSE!!!! HA HA!!!
Oh, hold on, that’s not it…
谢谢你的邀请我已收到,我想再来讲个笑话:冰箱里有两根香肠,香肠A和香肠B说:“好冷啊!”香肠B没有回应,香肠A又说了一遍,依旧得不到回应。他生气了说:“和你讲话呢?怎么不理我?”香肠B说:“咦,我们不是香肠吗?为什么会说话啊?”
我希望得到的是google voice 的邀请!
我也要!哭哭哭
哈哈哈哈哈,看了楼上的我都笑死了!哈哈哈
我也讲一个,不要邀请,就讲笑话.
有天在酒吧,我朋友介绍2个外国女的给我认识,跟我说她们是阿塞拜疆,我就以为她们2个一个叫阿塞,另外一个叫拜疆…跟她们打招呼.
后来我朋友跟我说阿塞拜疆是个地方…我JIONG…哈哈哈哈
真心没听到过这个地方…后来特地去查了下~果然够小~
哈哈哈哈哈,看了楼上的我都笑死了!哈哈哈
我也讲一个,不要邀请,就讲笑话.
有天在酒吧,我朋友介绍2个外国女的给我认识,跟我说她们是阿塞拜疆(Azerbaijan),我就以为她们2个一个叫阿塞,另外一个叫拜疆…跟她们打招呼.
后来我朋友跟我说阿塞拜疆是个地方…我JIONG…哈哈哈哈
真心没听到过这个地方…后来特地去查了下~果然够小~
我是来找羊肉串的。