Most people in Shanghai believe that the economic capital of China is, in fact, the centre of the Earth. They think that leaving the city limits is like going back in time, or stepping from civilization into the countryside.
在上海的大多数人认为,中国的经济中心其实就是地球的中心。他们认为,离开这个城市的范围就像是回到过去,或从文明走向农村。
Well I can now reveal that Kunming, in Yunnan province, is ACTUALLY more advanced technologically than anywhere else. But don’t just take my word for it, see for yourself:
那么现在我可以透露,在云南省的昆明,实际上有着比其他任何地方都先进的技术。但是,不要只相信我说的,自己看看:

ROBOT POLICEMEN!
机器人警察!
We went out for teppanyaki the other night to celebrate…errr…I mean…commiserate the departure of BRO-nur to Turkey. It was a great meal, made even better by the variety of nations and languages represented at the table. France, China, Belgium, HK, Turkey – and of course UK! Even our chef (the guy who stands at the table and cooks for you) wanted to join the group….but we politely said no.
有一天,我们去自助烧烤餐厅庆祝…呃…我是说…去为我们的兄弟Onur去土耳其践行。晚餐好极了,外加各种国籍以及语言,让这个晚餐更加棒了。法国,中国,比利时,香港,土耳其- 当然还有英国!甚至我们的厨师(站在我们桌前为你下厨的人)都想加入…可是我们礼貌地拒绝了。

I guess old habits die hard!
我猜是禀性难移!

You may think that this looks like a perfectly normal BBQ restaurant bathroom, but danger lurks around every corner…
你可能觉得这只是很普通的一个BBQ餐厅的洗手间,可是处处都暗藏玄机…

How am I meant to relax enough to pee now I have THIS terrible natural disaster on my mind?!
你说这样叫我怎么能放松地尿尿,当我的脑子里充满着这可怕的自然灾害?