Today is the last day of my current job. I’ve been an English teacher in Shanghai for the last one and a half years, and it has been a fantastic experience. I will miss the school, my colleagues and, more than anything else, the brilliant students. I’ve loved every single day!
Many people have asked me what I plan to do now. This has been a bit of a secret, but since it’s my last day today I think I can now finally reveal what my new, retired life will be like….
I’m going to become the KING OF A NAXI TRIBE IN LIJIANG, YUNNAN PROVINCE!!!!
This will be my kingdom! It’s pretty rural, but definitely has a good water supply.
There aren’t many rules you need to follow, and to be honest some of them are pretty obvious…
I have selected a Chief of Staff. I’m not sure what his name is, but he did kill a wolf with his teeth to prove his loyalty to me.
Another picture of my back garden. Unheated swimming pool included.
I have been given a crown, but one of the first jobs that will be axed as part of my rule is the clothes-designer.
THE KING’S BACK!
It’s a whole new life – and if you need me for anything, please do get in touch. I’ll be sitting by the side of the pool drinking a cold beer fishing for sharks and crocodiles playing Happy Farm on my laptop….
这是全新的生活 – 如果你需要什么，请与我们联系。我会坐在池边喝冰啤酒钓着我的鲨鱼和鳄鱼用我的本本玩我的开心农场…