Anyone who knows me knows that I love Doraemon. Anyone who has lived or worked with me in the past knows that I love jelly beans. Imagine my excitement when I saw in my local Kedi that these two brilliant things had been combined!

了解我的人都知道我有多爱多啦A梦。跟我一起生活或者工作过的人也都知道我有多爱果冻豆。当我在可的看到这两个辉煌的东西被合并在一起的时候,你能想象我有多激动吗!

MMMMegabeanz

They looked amazing…and were very cheap! Maybe 3rmb (~30p) for a big pot! I was pretty tired and hungry (I was on the way home from work) so I opened up the pot and threw a few into my mouth.

他们看起来很棒…而且也很便宜!大概3块钱(〜30便士)有一大瓶!我又累又饿(我在下班回家的路上),所以我开了一瓶,一把扔到我嘴里。

Texture: Great!
口感:棒极了!

Crunch to chewy ratio: Great!
咀嚼度:非常好!

Taste: ….weird
味道:…奇怪

I couldn’t quite put my finger on the taste. I had tried the orange one, but it tasted like…vegetables. Weird vegetables.

我搞不清楚这是什么口味。我试过了橘黄色的这个,可是吃起来味道像…蔬菜。奇怪的蔬菜。

In panic, I looked at the pot…

有点害怕,我就看了下瓶子…

Carrot flavoured gross!

What the hell?! WHY would you do that?! Carrot flavoured jelly beans? Filled with fear, I looked at the red ones…I was hoping…praying…

什么鬼东西?!为什么这样对我?!胡萝卜味的果冻豆?可怕,我看着红色的那瓶…我希望… …祈祷…

Worst. Flavour. Ever.

Oh my god…they did it. Tomato flavour sweets. What sort of sick and twisted mind would do this?

哦,天哪…他们真的这么做了。番茄味的糖。什么样的疯子和心灵扭曲的人会做这种东西?

I’ve now come to the conclusion that this is just to make foreigners feel unwelcome in China. I have more proof…from a company that we can usually depend on – Lays (Walkers)

现在我得出的结论是,这是为了让老外感到不受中国欢迎。我还有一些证据…一个我们都知道的公司 – 乐事

It seems that recently Lays have been producing flavours out of dishes that foreigners HATE more than anything else! Check this one out:

看来乐事最近也已经研发出了让外国人讨厌的口味!看看这个:

Numb and Spicy?!

Although there are some masochists who like their face to be paralysed, I’m pretty sure most Westerners at least try to stay away from that hotpot.

虽然是有一些喜欢受惊吓的受虐狂,但是我敢肯定大多数西方人都要尽量远离火锅了。

That’s not the worst one though…

这还不是最差的一个…

Fish head?!

Hot and sour fish’s HEAD! The head is even on the packet! Insane. They did put a hot girl on the packet…

酸辣鱼的头!这个头竟然还在包装上!疯了。尽管他们在包装上放了一个辣妹…

Hot girl?

But they left the big, ugly, dirty, fish head (with eyeballs) there too!

但是,他们留了个又大,又丑,又脏的鱼头(还有眼珠子)在那里!

Fish with eyes!

What’s next – Chicken feet flavour?!

之后会是什么——鸡爪味?

6 Comments


  1. wow junk food,my favorite~~what about ‘sweet and sour’?o(∩_∩)o


  2. ever tried green peas ice cream? Even McDonald had green peas pie.


  3. Hey! love your site. I added it to my blogroll on Nile Guide, Shanghai. PS- they had blueberry lays chips…. not bad, tasted exactly like a blue-potatoberry.


    • Thanks! We had a bag of those blueberry crisps in the cupboard for about 4 months. Those and cucumber flavour. Ridonkulous!


  4. Whilest so many westerners accuse us of having weird flavoured foods like carrot flavoured jelly beans, spicy & sour fish flavoured chrisps and green peas ice cream, I had some aniseed flavoured sweets from France today! Yikes!!

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