Does your back hurt? – 你的背疼吗?

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I think that might be a little late…

我觉得有一点晚…

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A very serious issue – 一个非常严重的问题

Chinese cultural society has evolved very quickly over the past twenty years, and people are now being forced to deal with issues that perhaps 20 years ago were not issues.

在过去的20年里，中国文化社会发展得非常迅速，然而人们也在被迫要面对一些20年前没有的问题。

People are much more liberal than they were in times before, and it shows – on the street, in cafés, in bars…but this also means that there are new problems which have developed, and one of the largest ones is the media portrayal of the female, and how some women – especially young women – are treated like meat.

人们比以前更自由了，这个表现在 – 街上，咖啡馆，酒吧里…但是这也意味着有新的问题产生，其中最大的一个是媒体对女性的写照，以及如何对待女性 – 尤其是年轻妇女 – 男人对她们只有肉欲。

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However important that sensitive topic is, something that is much more important that we need to deal with RIGHT NOW is ACTUAL MEAT – so for God’s sake people…get a ROOM! I don’t want to see my pig’s trotter on the street before I stuff it in my mouth!

不管这个敏感的话题有多么的重要，然而现在我们急需处理的更为重要的是这些真正的肉 – 看在上帝的份上…给它们一个房间吧！我不想在街上看到的这些猪蹄，最后进到我的嘴里去！

I’m going vegetarian for the next 20 minutes.

之后的20分钟我要做一个素食者。

Is it me?

I know it’s a slow news-time for headline writers at the moment, but you don’t need to resort to this…

Let’s get a little bit cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser….(not too cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise though)

Someone’s gonna get it for this one!

Celebrity Lookalike – 相像的名人

I’ve seen a few lookalikes in my time in China, but this one has to be the cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercisest to ‘separated at birth’ I’ve seen so far:

在中国我见过很多长得很相像的人了，可是这个是我至今看到得最像的非双胞胎：

Can you guess?

你能分辨出来吗？

Could this be the Colonel’s long lost brother – the General?!

这会不会是上校失散多年的兄弟——将军？！