They say a picture is worth a thousand words…and if that is true, the following photos represent my Bible, Little Red Book, Hobbit and To Kill a Mockingbird, rolled into one.

他们说一张照片胜过千言万语… …如果这是真的话，下面的照片可以代表我的圣经，红宝书，霍比特和杀死一只知更鸟，集于一身。

While walking near The Strand in central London, my Dad, Brother-In-Law and I were blessed to witness one of the most fantastic ‘protests’ in the history of disagreement – the World Naked Bike Ride.

当我走在靠近伦敦市中心的Strand的时候，我和我的爸爸，还有我的姐夫，见证了历史上最棒的一次‘抗议’之一 – 世界裸体骑自行车。

The main theme of the event was to campaign for the improvement of safety for cyclists, as well as highlighting the world’s dependency on oil…and what better way to do it could there be than dropping all of your clothes and rolling around town?

本次活动的主题主要是为提高骑自行车人的的安全意识，以及强调世界对石油的依赖… …，能有什么比脱光衣服在城镇滚动更好的方式来完成吗？

For more info about the event, have a look here: http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/London

欲了解更多相关信息，请看这里： http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/London

Oh…I also took some photos! Here they are….

噢…我还拍了点照片！在这里…

What do you think those two handsome men are thinking?

你觉得这2个帅哥在想什么？

When the weather’s nice, there’s nowhere better to go than the park! The Jing’an Sclupture Park is one of my favourite places to go (near to my house), for many reasons.

艳阳高照的天气里，没有比去公园更好的去处了！静安雕塑公园是我最喜欢去的地方之一（就在我家附近），有很多原因。

The first thing I like about the park is obvious…the sculptures! They would fit in well in any modern art museum!

这个公园里我最喜欢的显而易见的就是…雕塑！他们放在无论哪个现代博物馆都会很适合！

Check out this basketball sculpture:

看看这个篮球雕塑：

And this big metal thingy:

还有这个大的金属的东西

There is a really nice stream/pond/fountain thingy:

这个水池喷泉一样的东西真的不错：

And where else would lovers go on a sunny day than to the park! I saw my first pair today and they looked very….happy.

万里晴空的日子有哪里比公园更适合情侣去的地方呢！这是我今天看到的第一对，他们看起来很…欢乐。

Walking around a bit more, I was treated to my second dose of naked bum in the park…and this time it was a girl! Finally!

再走一会，我又发现了公园里第二只光屁股…这一次是一个女孩子！终于！

These public displays of affections are very ‘new’ in Chinese society, and so some people don’t know how to react when they see it. You can tell that this couple were shocked by what they saw:

这些场合的真情流露在中国社会上是很’前卫’的，因此有些人看到以后不知道该如何反应。你可以看出这对夫妇被他们所看到的东西吓到了：

Or they were upset that they didn’t bring their camera :)

或者说他们不高兴了，因为他们没有带照相机。 :)

Ok, I have to admit that it did take me about four days to count the money…it’s not easy to pick up stacks of 10 mao coins with my fat sausage fingers.

好吧，我必须承认我大概用了四天时间数钱…用我肥胖的香肠指拿一堆10毛可不容易。

Looking at the guesses in the comments from the first post, I realised that a lot of people underestimated the amount. On a psychological level, this is probably a good thing for you, as it means you will always be pleasantly surprised with what life brings you. All except for Lili, that is…you are probably heading for a horrific disappointment in your near future.

从第一篇文章的评论的猜测看来，我发现很多人都低估了这个金额。心理上看，这可能是一件好事，因为这意味着你将会满意生活给你带来的惊喜。除了Lili，那个…你可能会在不久的将来非常失望。

So here are the totals…get your calculator out!
因此，这里的总数…拿出你的计算器吧！

1mao = 644 coins = 64.4rmb
1毛=644个硬币=64.4人民币

5mao = 164 = 82rmb
5毛=164个=82人民币

1rmb coins = 558 = 558rmb
1块=558个=558人民币

A grand total of 704.4rmb! Add that to the notes which were also in there (I know, that’s cheating a bit) and the total is 766.4rmb!
总共是704.4人民币！再加上一些额外的纸币（我知道，这样有点赖皮），一共是766.4人民币！

The question now is…what should I spend it on?
现在的问题是…我该怎么把他们用掉呢？

Here’s a clue:

这里有一个线索:

So…how much?!
多少钱？!

It seemed like summer had come early earlier this week! The weather was wonderful, so I headed out to Jing’an Sculpture Park for a summer stroll!

这个星期上半周感觉像是夏天提前来了！天气非常好，所以我去了静安雕塑公园散步了。

One of the great things about summer is sunbathing, and it wasn’t long until I’d found my first example of it…look at this little guy!

夏天最棒的事情之一就是晒日光浴，我没花多少时间就找到了第一个例子…看看这个小家伙！

As I continued walking, I noticed a group of foreigners who had commandeered part of the grass in the park. “Bravo!” I thought.

然后我继续走，我看到几个老外躺在公园的草地上。“太棒了！” 我想。

As I got cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser, I suddenly lost my appetite for summer…

然后我走近了一些，突然我发现倒胃口的事情…

Guys! You’re doing it wrong!

天哪！你不该这样！

I love going to the gym. I go six days a week…not because I’m good at exercising (or because I try very hard), but because I feel like if I hang around with fit people long enough, by some magical sweat-based osmosis I might get fit too!

我喜欢去健身房。每周去六天…不是因为我特别擅长（或者因为我很努力），而是因为我觉得如果我多和健康的人在一起，或许会有一些魔法（或说是潜移默化），我可能也会变得健康！

It’s not working very well yet, but these things need time.

不过目前还不见成效，这些事情是需要时间的。

While I wait, I have noticed a couple of fantastic classes that the gym has introduced. I’m really looking forward to signing up…

我在等的时候，注意到了一些健身房推荐的不错课程。我真的十分期待…

Here’s the schedule…

这是课程表…

Anyone want to try with me?

有人想和我一起尝试一下吗？

This shop is proof that being a real estate agent is the worst job on earth.

这个店证明了在房地产中介工作，是世界上最糟糕的工作。

Long hours, low pay, horrible customers…This company is so depressing, you can see by its name:

工作时间长，工资低，客户可怕…这个公司真杯具，从名字就能看出：

*(FML=操蛋的生活)

Tesco’s rapid expansion in China really impressed me. Not just because they invested huge amounts of money in building big, clean supermarkets, but also because of the little things.

乐购在中国的扩张速度让我感到吃惊。不仅仅是因为他们巨额投资建设这些又大，又干净的超市，还表现在一些小细节上。

Their translations were one of the things that you could always depend on. All of their ‘own brand’ products would be identical to what you’d see back in the UK, even down to the signs on the walls (‘Helping you spend less every day’ etc).

他们的翻译是其中之一。其自有品牌的产品全部是相同的，你会看到和英国的是一样的，甚至是墙上的标志也一样（’天天让您省更多’等）。

But that’s all changed. After a recent trip, I was traumatised to see that Tesco has been cutting corners – and it looks like their translator (or proofreader) was the first to get the chop.

可是，这一切都变了。经过一段时间，我伤心地发现乐购开始偷工减料了-看上去好像他们的翻译（或校对）是第一个被拿来开刀的。

Case #1: Sweatband (for the head) 防汗带（用于头）

This isn’t a Tesco branded product, but come on! How can you DISLOCATE your hair?!? I can only imagine that happening if you Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise your wig…

这不是乐购自有品牌的产品，可是，你怎么能让头发脱臼呢？！？这个我只能想象成是假发掉了…

Case #2: Dried Fruit 干果

I never expected to see such a horror show on a Tesco branded product. Despicable! But worse was to come…

我没想到乐购自有品牌的产品会上演如此可怕的闹剧。可恶！可是更糟糕的东西来了…

Case #3: The Bookshelf 书架

In the reading section no less….
在阅读部分还有…

What…on…earth…is…that…?
这…到…底…是…什么…？

The team decide internet marketing and social media are just a fad, and look to promote Blogstar.TV the old fashioned way – leading them across Shanghai and getting them a little bit too cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise to some of the locals.

博客之星团队觉得利用网络推广和社交媒体的方法都是崇尚时尚而已，他们决定再利用传统的方法来推广博客之星-走进大街小巷，更靠近身边的人们。

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