Oli's Shanghai Blog» chinese http://www.djod.co.uk Oli's Shanghai blog - facebook emoticons, photos, chinese, tech, life, girls, jokes and food from Shanghai, China. Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:18:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Who wants a facial? – 谁想要面膜？ http://www.djod.co.uk/2010/08/25/who-wants-a-facial-%e8%b0%81%e6%83%b3%e8%a6%81%e9%9d%a2%e8%86%9c%ef%bc%9f/ http://www.djod.co.uk/2010/08/25/who-wants-a-facial-%e8%b0%81%e6%83%b3%e8%a6%81%e9%9d%a2%e8%86%9c%ef%bc%9f/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:26:36 +0000 Oli http://www.djod.co.uk/?p=2472

None of us is getting any younger, but I’m not sure that I’m ready to rub this into my face yet…

没有人能越来越年轻，可是我不确定我是否准备好了把这个抹到我的脸上去……

                                                                                                      

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I think that might be a little late…

我觉得有一点晚…

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Chinese cultural society has evolved very quickly over the past twenty years, and people are now being forced to deal with issues that perhaps 20 years ago were not issues.

在过去的20年里，中国文化社会发展得非常迅速，然而人们也在被迫要面对一些20年前没有的问题。

People are much more liberal than they were in times before, and it shows – on the street, in cafés, in bars…but this also means that there are new problems which have developed, and one of the largest ones is the media portrayal of the female, and how some women – especially young women – are treated like meat.

人们比以前更自由了，这个表现在 – 街上，咖啡馆，酒吧里…但是这也意味着有新的问题产生，其中最大的一个是媒体对女性的写照，以及如何对待女性 – 尤其是年轻妇女 – 男人对她们只有肉欲。

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However important that sensitive topic is, something that is much more important that we need to deal with RIGHT NOW is ACTUAL MEAT – so for God’s sake people…get a ROOM! I don’t want to see my pig’s trotter on the street before I stuff it in my mouth!

不管这个敏感的话题有多么的重要，然而现在我们急需处理的更为重要的是这些真正的肉 – 看在上帝的份上…给它们一个房间吧！我不想在街上看到的这些猪蹄，最后进到我的嘴里去！

Vegetarian PLZ

I’m going vegetarian for the next 20 minutes.

之后的20分钟我要做一个素食者。

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I’ve seen a few lookalikes in my time in China, but this one has to be the closest to ‘separated at birth’ I’ve seen so far:

在中国我见过很多长得很相像的人了，可是这个是我至今看到得最像的非双胞胎：

Can you guess?

你能分辨出来吗？

Could this be the Colonel’s long lost brother – the General?!

这会不会是上校失散多年的兄弟——将军？！

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After losing 7-0 against Portugal, it seems that the crying footballers of North Korea may be going directly to the coal mines…The guys from KDS forum have started a campaign to stop this from happening!

与葡萄牙打成7比0以后，看来可怜的朝鲜队真的要去挖煤了…KDS论坛上的人们已经发起了拯救他们的战役了！

Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi - 拯救矿工郑大世

Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi!

拯救矿工郑大世！

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While walking around an apartment compound near Hongqiao golf club, I stumbled across this brilliantly titled gym.

当我走在虹桥高尔夫俱乐附近的一个小区附近的时候，偶然发现一个名字发光的健身房。

You may be able to do a little exercise there…but surely your mind would always be on the Sunday Lunch (Yorkshire pudding, mashed potato, roast potato….ROAST BEEF) which was waiting for you afterwards….

你可能可以在那里做一些锻炼…但你一定会总是挂念着周日的午餐（约克郡布丁，土豆泥，烤土豆…烤牛肉）正在锻炼后等着你…

BEEEF CAKKKKEEE!

牛肉饼！

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If you’re standing outside my building right now trying to get me to buzz you in, then I’m really sorry…

如果你现在在我家楼下准备按铃让我开门，那么我感到很抱歉…

…I think the doorbell is broken.

…我觉得我的门铃坏了.

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I noticed that one of my favourite eateries, Mike’s, has had its trademark infringed by a soulless multinational from the USA! I’m not going to mention where I saw the other company…but here is Mike and his super-shop!

我发现了我最喜欢的餐厅之一Mike’s被一个美国的跨国公司侵权了商标！我不想说我是在哪里看到的…但这里是Mike和他的超级商店！


I hope Mike takes McDonald’s Shanghai to court and sues them for every penny they’ve got.

我希望Mike把麦当劳上海告上法庭，起诉他们得到的每一分钱。

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Already famous for their strange customer service, Croissants de France Shanghai (or CDF as they like to be known) have tried to go one better – with a global-financial-crisis-busting ‘price promise’!

这里早已闻名于他们古怪的服务，上海的可颂坊（或他们更爱被称为CDF民防部队）又出了新花招来应对全球融危机-‘价格承诺’ ！

So what did they come up with? Well erm….not much…

那么他们到底想出了什么呢？…也没什么特别的…

Croissants de France Shanghai!

I promise my next blog post will be just as good as this one.

我保证我的下一篇博客会和这个一样好。

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Breaking news from the official French Open tennis tournament website:

来自法国网球公开赛官方网站的最新消息：

What type of kiss?!

Check out the caption! I’m not sure that Federer’s wife would be very happy to read this!

看标题(French kiss = 舌吻)！我觉得费德勒的老婆看到这个可能会不太高兴！

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