At Shanghai Pudong airport (PVG), the toilets (just like the majority of new public toilets across Shanghai) are luxurious. Thanks to the Expo and the Olympics before them, the standards of public conveniences have sky-rocketed across the country.

在上海浦东机场（PVG）的洗手间（就像很多上海的大部分公厕一样）很豪华。这个得感谢今年的世博会和之前的奥运会，使得全国对公厕的标准要求急速飙升了。

The airport is taking it one step further, however, and has decided to fight against one of the biggest problems that face urinals across the world. The piss-puddle.

这个机场做得更进一步，它决定挑战世界各国尿池面临的最大的问题之一。在水坑小便。

This sign, just above the urinal, is the first step in the battle…

尿池正上方的指示写的是在这场战斗中的第一步…

…although let’s not forget, men aren’t very good at doing two things at once. Read/Pee/Read/Pree/Pread/Ree/Pee/Read….DOHHHHH! It happened again!

…但我们不要忘了，人们并不擅长同时做好两件事。读/尿尿/读/尿尿/读/尿尿/尿尿/读…！又来了！

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This year’s been pretty amazing – so much has happened in work, life, love…

这是一个相当不错的一年-工作，生活，感情，都发生了许多事情…

I hope everyone has a great year (or if you already celebrated some other New Year at some point in the last 45 days…keep having a good year!)!

我希望每个人都新年快乐（另外，如果你已经在45天前庆祝过了另外一个新年，那保持新年愉快）！

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I just tweeted my status, but I might as well repeat it: I’m sitting alone in my living room, blogging, eating sunflower seeds, drinking gin+coke, watching Die Hard 4. It’s a GREAT start to the year!

我刚刚tweet了我的新状态，可是我还想在这里重复一下：我一个人坐在客厅，写博客，吃香瓜子，喝杜松子酒+可乐，看 虎胆龙威4.是一年的好的开始！

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There’s something about the men in Shanghai that I think is a little strange….

我总觉得上海男人有点奇怪…

….but I just can’t figure out what it is…

…可是我说不清楚怪在哪里…

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Although I have not been able to get any official comment from the Chinese police, after looking at this photographic evidence collected after a seconds-long investigation, there can be no doubt that new recruits in the Chinese police force are humiliated and hazed, to break down their spirit before training.

虽然我没能找到任何官方对中国警察的评价，可是在看过这张照片的下一秒钟，便可知道中国警察新兵部队的新兵在他们培训崩溃前，所受的羞辱和欺负了。

How else could you explain being forced to ride this bike around town?

不然你还能怎么解释，被迫在街上骑这样的自行车？

The golden rule of life: If a bicycle has a foot-stand, you can not catch criminals with it.

生存的黄金法则：如果一辆自行车有撑脚架，你一定没法靠它抓到罪犯。

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It almost seems inevitable at this point – Google will be pulling out of China. It is unclear about what exactly will still be available to the millions of people who use Google’s services every day here, but staff at Google.cn were rumoured to have spent yesterday watching Avatar and eating a farewell meal, before either joining the US office or finding new employment.

看来这已经成了不可避免的事实 – 谷歌将撤出中国了。目前还不清楚究竟在这里的数百万每天使用谷歌的人还能使用什么谷歌的服务，但Google.cn的员工有传言说，昨天在他们决定要么加入美国办事处或找新的工作之前，他们去看了阿凡达，吃了散伙饭了。

It’s true that Google wasn’t making huge amounts of money in China, and it’s true that they were not the number one search engine – but let’s be realistic: 2nd place in a market of a billion people is still pretty damn good. They will be missed by a lot of people…and yesterday mourners gathered to pay their respects at Google’s offices.

的确，谷歌在中国没怎么赚钱，也确实，他们不是头号搜索引擎 – 但是让我们面对现实：在一个10亿人口的市场第二名仍然相当好了。它仍然将被很多人怀念…昨天在谷歌中国办事处门口有很多人来表示哀悼了。

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It’s not goodbye – just au revoir!

这不是再见-只是‘下次再见’！

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It’s been confirmed that Baidu was in fact hacked by the funnily named ‘Iranian Cyber Army’ earlier today.

已经确认了今天早上百度确实被‘伊朗Cyber Army’给黑了。

Kaixin001 now reports that the Chinese were quick to give something back to the ‘community’ :)

开心001报道了中国人很快给予的反击。 ：）

(All text taken from Kaixin001.com)

（所有文字来自开心001.com）

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http://www.downling.net, the biggest entertainment website in Iran was rendered unavailable – and some cool slogans were written on their website.

伊朗最大的娱乐下载站被入侵。http://www.downling.net/ 挂了很酷的国歌

An Iranian medical website http://www.diabetes.ir/home/

伊朗医药网站 http://www.diabetes.ir/home/

I still have no idea what this website is for…

还有个不知道什么网的网站 http://room98.ir/

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THIS MEANS WAR! I CALL SOFA!

这意味着战争！快抢沙发！

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I went to see Avatar at the cinema on Friday night! I think that it is the first movie that has been totally hyped beyond recognition, then when I went to see it finally surpassed all of my expectations!

上周五晚上我去看了电影阿凡达！我觉得这是第一部被炒得那么过分可以在我看了以后，仍然觉得超过了我期望的片子！

It seems like James Cameron really has the magic touch when it comes to movies and the box office – I can’t believe that people have said that Avatar is going to take $1 billion dollars before it’s done. Just send me 1% of that. Or 0.1%. Or 0.01%. I’ll be happy. Thanks!

看来James Cameron涉及到电影和票房的时候，确实很有魔力 – 我很难相信人们说的阿凡达创下了10亿美元票房。只要给我它的1％。或0.1％。或0.01％。我就会开心死了。谢谢！

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Avatar is a really long movie but when it finished it felt like I’d just sat down – I think that’s a positive thing. One non-positive thing is that I drank three beers during it and so I was really REALLY bursting for a piss when it finished. This might have led to me forgetting what happened during the last thirty minutes of the movie because of the rush of blood to my head. That’s a good reason to watch it again though!

阿凡达是一个很长的电影，但是它结束的时候会感觉就像刚坐下来的一样 – 我认为这是好的一面。不太好的是，看的时候我喝了3罐啤酒，所以我真的憋死了。这可能导致我忘了电影最后30分钟放了些什么，因为血液都冲到脑子里去了。这也是一个很好的，再看一次的理由！

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阿凡达台词

Anyway, I thought that the special effects were amazing, the story was great and the acting was brilliant – and if you’ve seen it too then check out Avatar quotes for a catch-up on some of the best lines – there were a lot!

不管怎样，我觉得那些特效都太棒了，不错的情节，精湛的演出 – 如果你也已经看过了，那么快追看一些里面的经典对白吧 – 有很多！

I see you!
我看到你！

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Look at this picture.

看下面这个图。

I was coming home from work last night when I suddenly opened the window and stuck my phone out and snapped a picture. Can you guess what had caught my eye? What was it that was so important that I braved the freezing night air to capture?

昨晚在我回家路上，当我突然开窗，突然拿出手机，突然拍下了一张照片的时候。你才我看到了什么? 是什么那么重要，以至于在那么冷的天气，尤其是晚上，我要开窗拍照？

Have another look!

再看一下！

When you’re ready to know the answer, have a look at the Photoshop enhanced version (below)!

如果你准备好揭开谜底了，那么看以下 PS以后加强版效果（下面）！

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Now THAT is a personalised number plate :)

现在这成了一个个性化的车牌了 :)

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It’s a New Year (and a new decade) and I hope to be able to blog much more this year! Yeah! I know you’re excited too! Ok screw you…

新的一年啦（也是一个新的10年）！我希望今年我可以blog更多！耶！我知道你一定也很兴奋！呃…去你的吧…

Anyway, here’s an amazing video that I found over on Funny In China (although I’m pretty sure it’s not Chinese) – a video made by a special effects company, highlighting its work. I can’t stop watching it!

不管怎样，我这里有个很棒的视频，是我在Funny In China上发现的（虽然我确定那个不是在中国）-一个特效公司做的视频宣传他们的杰作。我喜欢死了！

For more funny pictures and videos from Chinese social networks, take a look at http://funnyinchina.com! It’s the future!

更多有趣的图片和视频来自中国互动社区网站上的，请看 http://funnyinchina.com! 他是我们的将来！

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I haven’t posted in a couple of days because I’ve been busy trying to photoshop Santa’s stomach down to a size smaller than a hippopotamus. It’s tough though…

最近一直没写BLOG，因为一直忙着PS圣诞老人的肚子，尝试做到比河马要再小一点的尺寸。有点难…

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