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I don’t know why I think this is funny (我不知道为什么我觉得这个很有意思)chinese

I don’t know why I think this is funny (我不知道为什么我觉得这个很有意思)

May 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Ok, actually, it’s two 50+ year old people, on a moped, with an umbrella, wearing formal clothes, in 90 degree heat…what’s not to like? 好,事实上这是2个大概50多岁的人,在一辆助动车上,还撑着伞,穿着很正式的衣服,在90度的高温天气…这样有感觉凉快吗?

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I’m sorry…what flavour? (不好意思…你要什么口味的?)chinese

I’m sorry…what flavour? (不好意思…你要什么口味的?)

April 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Tesco’s translation department is getting really lazy. 乐购负责翻译的部门真是懒死了.

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Burger King can’t fool me! (汉堡王耍不了我!)chinese

Burger King can’t fool me! (汉堡王耍不了我!)

March 29, 2009 at 11:06 am

So I saw this sign in the local Burger King… 我在本地的汉堡王看到这个标志… It says “Come to BK and buy a drink, and you can get a [...]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )

February 2, 2009 at 11:53 am

Here’s the second part of the Chinglish disaster that is the menu that we ordered from on Chinese New Year…enjoy! 这是春节时候我们点菜看到菜单中的中式英语的第二部分…慢慢享受! Ok this first one [...]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))

January 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!! 春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!! [...]

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Goodbye Bush! (再见Bush!)chinese

Goodbye Bush! (再见Bush!)

January 23, 2009 at 1:26 am

Goodbye Bush! 再见Bush! Bush有很多意思。一个是美国前任总统的名字,另一个意思是女人的灌木丛.

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Eating old peoplediary

Eating old people

December 22, 2008 at 4:53 pm

When trying to save money, it’s probably a bad idea to go for a ‘quick drink’ with colleagues. Especially with new colleagues. Especially with new [...]

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Keep your friends close…keep your colleagues closer…food

Keep your friends close…keep your colleagues closer…

December 11, 2008 at 10:34 pm

When I returned from one of my classes I found this cleverly worded note from a colleague, who will only be referred to as JAKE. [...]

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Why Burger King is absolutely screwed.diary

Why Burger King is absolutely screwed.

November 15, 2008 at 12:28 am

Is it the £5 burgers? The fact you can’t pay by card? The inferiority of their chips vs. those of McDonald’s? Not even. I’ll have [...]

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Hi! Are you a doctor? Please help. Thx!diary

Hi! Are you a doctor? Please help. Thx!

November 13, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Yesterday my eye was a little bit itchy (not bitchy), right in the corner. I tried not to rub it (thanks for the advice 20 [...]

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How to order KFC delivery in Shanghai (如果在上海叫肯德基外卖)food

How to order KFC delivery in Shanghai (如果在上海叫肯德基外卖)

November 12, 2008 at 10:24 pm

After the runaway success of my previous masterpiece, How to order Mcdonald’s delivery in Shanghai, I decided to try to answer another question – just [...]

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SHANGHAI ZOO PHOTOS OMFG CUTE !!!!diary

SHANGHAI ZOO PHOTOS OMFG CUTE !!!!

November 6, 2008 at 11:24 pm

Joke: A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Answer: The brunette, the blonde got lost on the way. [...]

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Matsuri 123 (Japanese Food Stadium)diary

Matsuri 123 (Japanese Food Stadium)

October 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm

I don’t like reviews. Wait, let me rephrase that…I don’t like other people’s reviews. As some (about 3) of you will know, I used to [...]

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Bodean's BBQ, Sohodiary

Bodean’s BBQ, Soho

July 19, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Bodean’s is my favourite restaurant in London. It offers every ingredient in my perfect meal mix…meat, cold beer and American sports. Seriously, what else could [...]

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traditional english breakfastdiary

Traditional English Breakfast

July 10, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Look, I’m not obsessed with breakfast…in fact I hardly ever have it…but I just couldn’t resist today. A traditional English breakfast: Cheerios and tea… .. [...]

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How to order McDonald's delivery in Shanghaifood

How to order Mcdonald’s delivery in Shanghai (and Beijing, Guangzhou, Shenzhen…)

July 6, 2008 at 1:40 am

Many people ask me how to order McDonald’s delivery in Shanghai – and I’ve been taking advantage of this superb service for the last four [...]

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