Ok, actually, it’s two 50+ year old people, on a moped, with an umbrella, wearing formal clothes, in 90 degree heat…what’s not to like? 好,事实上这是2个大概50多岁的人,在一辆助动车上,还撑着伞,穿着很正式的衣服,在90度的高温天气…这样有感觉凉快吗?
Read moreTesco’s translation department is getting really lazy. 乐购负责翻译的部门真是懒死了.
Read moreSo I saw this sign in the local Burger King… 我在本地的汉堡王看到这个标志… It says “Come to BK and buy a drink, and you can get a [...]
Read moreHere’s the second part of the Chinglish disaster that is the menu that we ordered from on Chinese New Year…enjoy! 这是春节时候我们点菜看到菜单中的中式英语的第二部分…慢慢享受! Ok this first one [...]
Read moreIt’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!! 春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!! [...]
Read moreGoodbye Bush! 再见Bush! Bush有很多意思。一个是美国前任总统的名字，另一个意思是女人的灌木丛.
Read moreWhen trying to save money, it’s probably a bad idea to go for a ‘quick drink’ with colleagues. Especially with new colleagues. Especially with new [...]
Read moreWhen I returned from one of my classes I found this cleverly worded note from a colleague, who will only be referred to as JAKE. [...]
Read moreIs it the £5 burgers? The fact you can’t pay by card? The inferiority of their chips vs. those of McDonald’s? Not even. I’ll have [...]
Read moreYesterday my eye was a little bit itchy (not bitchy), right in the corner. I tried not to rub it (thanks for the advice 20 [...]
Read moreAfter the runaway success of my previous masterpiece, How to order Mcdonald’s delivery in Shanghai, I decided to try to answer another question – just [...]
Read moreJoke: A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Answer: The brunette, the blonde got lost on the way. [...]
Read moreI don’t like reviews. Wait, let me rephrase that…I don’t like other people’s reviews. As some (about 3) of you will know, I used to [...]
Read moreBodean’s is my favourite restaurant in London. It offers every ingredient in my perfect meal mix…meat, cold beer and American sports. Seriously, what else could [...]
Read moreLook, I’m not obsessed with breakfast…in fact I hardly ever have it…but I just couldn’t resist today. A traditional English breakfast: Cheerios and tea… .. [...]
Read moreMany people ask me how to order McDonald’s delivery in Shanghai – and I’ve been taking advantage of this superb service for the last four [...]
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