Who wants a facial? – 谁想要面膜？
None of us is getting any younger, but I’m not sure that I’m ready to rub this into my face yet… 没有人能越来越年轻，可是我不确定我是否准备好了把这个抹到我的脸上去……
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Is it me?
I know it’s a slow news-time for headline writers at the moment, but you don’t need to resort to this… Let’s get a little bit closer….(not too close though) Someone’s gonna get it for this one!
Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi! – 拯救矿工郑大世!
After losing 7-0 against Portugal, it seems that the crying footballers of North Korea may be going directly to the coal mines…The guys from KDS forum have started a campaign to stop this from happening! 与葡萄牙打成7比0以后，看来可怜的朝鲜队真的要去挖煤了…KDS论坛上的人们已经发起了拯救他们的战役了！ Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi! 拯救矿工郑大世！
Shanghai Fatness Club – 上海健身房
While walking around an apartment compound near Hongqiao golf club, I stumbled across this brilliantly titled gym. 当我走在虹桥高尔夫俱乐附近的一个小区附近的时候，偶然发现一个名字发光的健身房。 You may be able to do a little exercise there…but surely your mind would always be on the Sunday Lunch (Yorkshire pudding, mashed potato, roast potato….ROAST BEEF) which was waiting for you afterwards…. 你可能可以在那里做一些锻炼…但你一定会总是挂念着周日的午餐（约克郡布丁，土豆泥，烤土豆…烤牛肉）正在锻炼后等着你… BEEEF CAKKKKEEE! 牛肉饼！
An apology to those outside – 为那些门外的人感到抱歉
If you’re standing outside my building right now trying to get me to buzz you in, then I’m really sorry… 如果你现在在我家楼下准备按铃让我开门，那么我感到很抱歉… …I think the doorbell is broken. …我觉得我的门铃坏了.
Lawsuit Waiting To Happen – 等着起诉的发生
I noticed that one of my favourite eateries, Mike’s, has had its trademark infringed by a soulless multinational from the USA! I’m not going to mention where I saw the other company…but here is Mike and his super-shop! 我发现了我最喜欢的餐厅之一Mike’s被一个美国的跨国公司侵权了商标！我不想说我是在哪里看到的…但这里是Mike和他的超级商店！ I hope Mike takes McDonald’s Shanghai to court and sues them for every penny they’ve got. [...]
