Oli's Shanghai Blog» haha http://www.djod.co.uk Oli's Shanghai blog - facebook emoticons, photos, chinese, tech, life, girls, jokes and food from Shanghai, China. Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:18:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Who wants a facial? – 谁想要面膜？ http://www.djod.co.uk/2010/08/25/who-wants-a-facial-%e8%b0%81%e6%83%b3%e8%a6%81%e9%9d%a2%e8%86%9c%ef%bc%9f/ http://www.djod.co.uk/2010/08/25/who-wants-a-facial-%e8%b0%81%e6%83%b3%e8%a6%81%e9%9d%a2%e8%86%9c%ef%bc%9f/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:26:36 +0000 Oli http://www.djod.co.uk/?p=2472

None of us is getting any younger, but I’m not sure that I’m ready to rub this into my face yet…

没有人能越来越年轻，可是我不确定我是否准备好了把这个抹到我的脸上去……

                                                                                                      

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I think that might be a little late…

我觉得有一点晚…

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I know it’s a slow news-time for headline writers at the moment, but you don’t need to resort to this…

Let’s get a little bit closer….(not too close though)

Someone’s gonna get it for this one!

                                                                                                      

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After losing 7-0 against Portugal, it seems that the crying footballers of North Korea may be going directly to the coal mines…The guys from KDS forum have started a campaign to stop this from happening!

与葡萄牙打成7比0以后，看来可怜的朝鲜队真的要去挖煤了…KDS论坛上的人们已经发起了拯救他们的战役了！

Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi - 拯救矿工郑大世

Save Coal-miner Zheng Da Shi!

拯救矿工郑大世！

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While walking around an apartment compound near Hongqiao golf club, I stumbled across this brilliantly titled gym.

当我走在虹桥高尔夫俱乐附近的一个小区附近的时候，偶然发现一个名字发光的健身房。

You may be able to do a little exercise there…but surely your mind would always be on the Sunday Lunch (Yorkshire pudding, mashed potato, roast potato….ROAST BEEF) which was waiting for you afterwards….

你可能可以在那里做一些锻炼…但你一定会总是挂念着周日的午餐（约克郡布丁，土豆泥，烤土豆…烤牛肉）正在锻炼后等着你…

BEEEF CAKKKKEEE!

牛肉饼！

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If you’re standing outside my building right now trying to get me to buzz you in, then I’m really sorry…

如果你现在在我家楼下准备按铃让我开门，那么我感到很抱歉…

…I think the doorbell is broken.

…我觉得我的门铃坏了.

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I noticed that one of my favourite eateries, Mike’s, has had its trademark infringed by a soulless multinational from the USA! I’m not going to mention where I saw the other company…but here is Mike and his super-shop!

我发现了我最喜欢的餐厅之一Mike’s被一个美国的跨国公司侵权了商标！我不想说我是在哪里看到的…但这里是Mike和他的超级商店！


I hope Mike takes McDonald’s Shanghai to court and sues them for every penny they’ve got.

我希望Mike把麦当劳上海告上法庭，起诉他们得到的每一分钱。

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Breaking news from the official French Open tennis tournament website:

来自法国网球公开赛官方网站的最新消息：

What type of kiss?!

Check out the caption! I’m not sure that Federer’s wife would be very happy to read this!

看标题(French kiss = 舌吻)！我觉得费德勒的老婆看到这个可能会不太高兴！

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My parents don’t really understand blogging, websites, the internet or how I could possibly have retired at the age of 21*….but my Dad is pretty good at spotting potential blog material.

我爸妈不太了解博客，网站，网络还有我怎么能在21*岁就退休了 …但我的爸爸很善于发现潜在博客素材。

From a distance – an innocent clothes shop…

从远处看 – 这是一个单纯的服装店…

Up close – a clandestine massage parlour?

靠近点 – 一个秘密的按摩院？

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Don't touch the art

I’m pretty sure this type of picture is the reason that you’re not supposed to touch the exhibits in sculpture parks…

我敢肯定这样的照片就是不让你在雕塑公园触摸展品的原因所在了…

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