Bathroom Tips – 厕所里的小贴士

Sometimes the most obvious advice is the best.

有时候很明显的意见也是最好的意见

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Beating Tetris – 打俄罗斯发块

Here’s a short video which proves that it’s not that difficult to beat Tetris…

这里有个短片告诉我们打俄罗斯方块不难

From Kaixin001.com

A Message To The Koreas – 致北韩和南韩的消息

With tensions between North and South Korea rising, my buddy at LengXiaoHua has sent a message which puts into words what the majority of people are thinking…

韩国和朝鲜的紧张关系升级，我的爱说冷笑话朋友发了一个消息给我，内容关于大多数人对于这个事情的想法…

- – - -> www.lengxiaohua.net

Funnies – 小玩意

Amazing New Brand – 惊人的新品牌

This new supermarket chain could become the biggest brand name in China – or even the world!

这个连锁超市的牌子可能成为中国最大的品牌——甚至是全球性的！

I’m not 100% sure whether this is an official endorsement, but it definitely looks like a shop you can trust!

不敢打包票这是不是通过了官方支持，可是这个商店看上去值得信赖！

HK Girls – 香港女孩

As soon as I stepped off the plane in Hong Kong this summer, I realised why everyone always talks about HK girls and their fashion sense…

今年夏天我一到香港下了飞机，就明白了为什么大家总爱谈论香港女孩子和她们的时尚品味了……

…they really are ahead of their time!

……他们非常具有超前意识！

Haibao Kidnapped! – 海宝被绑架！

I went to Paris a couple of weeks ago, and found out some very troubling news about Shanghai’s Expo mascot – Haibao.

几个星期前我去了次巴黎， 发现了一些令人烦恼的新闻是关于上海世博会吉祥物—海宝的。

He has been kidnapped!

他被绑架了！

I managed to take a photo of the victim, who was in a shop in the Eurostar terminal…being forced to wear disgusting French clothes!

我拍下了受害者在Eurostar terminal店里的照片……他被迫穿上了难看的法国衣服！

…but what I can’t understand is…why doesn’t he look unhappy?!

…可是我不明白的是……为什么他看起来很开心？！

Who wants a facial? – 谁想要面膜？

None of us is getting any younger, but I’m not sure that I’m ready to rub this into my face yet…

没有人能越来越年轻，可是我不确定我是否准备好了把这个抹到我的脸上去……

Does your back hurt? – 你的背疼吗?

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I think that might be a little late…

我觉得有一点晚…

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