Dentons in the news!

Oh, I mean Denton…

“As Stephanie Martinez was getting money out of a cash drawer, a co-worker, Rudy Sandoval, fought back against the intruder, knocking off his wig and sunglasses

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Whe she saw the face behind the wig and dark glasses, “I dropped the money,” Ms. Martinez said. “I said, ‘Don’t hit him again! That’s my dad!’ And he said, ‘What’s he doing here?’ and I said, ‘I don’t know!’”

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Cheer up (LAWL)

Beijing approves Olympics ‘cheer’ – Start practising!

In pictures: BB9 housemates arrive – Shotgun Stephanie…

Top US Democrat Barack Obama holds surprise meeting with defeated rival Hillary Clinton – Dream ticket incoming?

Ronaldo ‘wants to play at Madrid’ – What’s the betting that he doesn’t go anywhere and then is booed again by his own fans next season? Lovely!

O2 to offer £100 iPhone… in time for Xmas? – They’re alright I suppose.

50′s Baby Moms House Burns Down – It wasn’t me

Top 10 Most Pirated TV Shows on BitTorrent – Yeah! The Ultimate Fighter!

The Shanghai Beat: Graffiti Shanghai – Youtube video about ‘writers’ in Shanghai (see how cool I am?)

Betfair.com – Euro 2008 starts tomorrow! Time to invest!

Fun stuff

Daily Mail cites video game as proof of terrorist doomsday plot – Thank God they haven’t seen Men In Black

9/11 an inside job, says Irish pop folkster – Corr(s) blimey!

Girl Sues Cops Over Sex Tape “Screening” – If you’re not in it, you can’t see it

Big Brother 2008 (UK) – Launching June 5th! Prepare yourself Daisy!

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. – Unbiased review of the iPhone against the Nokia E70

Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain – He’s older than nachos?!

Challenge of Nintendo’s Wii Fit is finding it – Nintendo sending US Fit boards to Europe…

Crank 2: High Voltage – 2009 will be a glorious year for cinema

As it happens…

Rob Knievel Jumps 24 Trucks at King’s Island – That is NEWS baby!

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men – This important science story from December 2006 is currently top of the BBC News ‘most read’ list…

Mars probe touches down – …whereas this insignificant throwaway article, is not…

Kobe Bryant (Me) Jumps Over Pool w/ Snakes (Black Mambas) – Ok we get it he can jump over stuff because he’s got mad cgi-ups.

Facebook battles Google over access to user data – They’ll be part of the same company by Christmas!

New “Indiana Jones” film tops Memorial Day weekend box office – Starring Shia LaBeouf! and some other chumps

Sex symbol Jessica Alba quitely weds long-time beau – Well she’s not getting her stuff back now :(

Victim’s former friend identifies R. Kelly, girl in sex tape – Trapped in the CLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciset (jail cell).

Live news

Quake death toll officially hits 40,075 – Not a good milestone to reach

Joey Barton is jailed for assault – Shame

America’s Hottest College Girl 2008 – It’s called a contest, but everyone seems to be a winner here.

US ‘stuck’ with Guantanamo prison – I hate it when that happens

Foreign Netizens: President Hu, Premier Wen deserve Nobel Peace Prize – Erm kind of…

Las Vegas Promoters Offer Suge 1 Mil To Fight – $1m to fight the guy that knocked him out in a Vegas nightclub.

A videogame that truly takes the p*ss – Pee to ski! This could be a nightclub hit!

The Pirate Bay Enters List of 100 Most Popular Webites – 96 places after djod.co.uk

BitTorrent tracker Mininova faces legal action – That’s not really news, is it?!

The real news

Real Death Star might blast Earth with death rays – Please don’t.

Britney Spears to return to prime-time TV – How I Met Your Mother hits a new low.

Wii World 1-1: Super Mario Bros. mod – 1up

Kanye Hands(video) – Falco finds one of the best videos…ever.

Shredz64 is very real and very shredding – Guitar Hero on the C64…strictly for gangstas.

And a nice song to finish…

Kazoooweee

Vietnam to offer ‘healthy sex’ website – Sign me up!

Implantable contraceptive for women approved in US – BUT IT DOESN’T STOP AIDS

Bill Gates commits $287m to search for AIDS vaccine – BUT THIS DOES! (Well it might one day)

Bush Gropes Germany’s Merkel – Hottieeeeeee

Global Goonzu – Free MMORPG that looks like madness! Now available in Engrish.

Hottest day of the year

“Doogie Howser, MD” (1989)
Neil Patrick Harris – He must have been really depressed when Doogie Howser finished…although he did make it into Quantum Leap and The Outer Limits which would have put a few crumbs on the table…

Many cereals are ‘high in sugar’ – Some breakfast cereals contain as much fat as a bacon roll – Then just eat a bacon roll, they’re 10x nicer than crappy Frosties.

Europe’s first addiction clinic for video gamers opens – Epix holidayz

Outrage at racist ringtone in SA

September launch for 103-inch TV – I’ve got something that’s 103 inches >:) …..no wait…millimetres…

Garage door remote triggers man’s erection – Turkish implant goes horribly…right?

World Cup streaming fails to score – Turns out that no one was interested in watching footy online. Well, one in 10 was interested, and he’d only got lost when Googling that rude film with Lea off Big Brother in it. – Guilty…

Nazi Goth Asian Midgets – For our friend in Taiwan

Breakdancing Baby – Baby got back? (sorry)

Rain!

Post worker caught with thousands of letters – “The postal worker faces disciplinary action.” – So what is their job then?

Spitting lands policeman in hot water – Boiled alive.

Zidane headbutt outrage: new video evidence – If you see one thing today, make it this!

Nintendo Wii to ship in UK on 15 October? – Mais oui.

Beer gut bill tops four figures – “The average British male spends £1,144 per year cultivating his beer gut, research shows. “ – Well I never wanted to be average…

Ghost in the Shell SAC 2nd GIG: Tachikoma 1/24 Model Kit – An unpainted scale PVC figure of Kusanagi Motoko is included.

Yahoo, Microsoft Test IM Interoperability – Cool!

Nikki remains favourite for BB eviction – Cool!

Don’t rely on homeopathy to beat malaria, doctors warn – Nor God, I think they forgot to mention