Weekender

Google Sued for Allegedly Profiting from Kiddy Porn – Goo goo?

Explorer helped by Chelsea boss – Sturton (as in Sturton le Steeple) means Roman road…

Filipinas aim for breast-fed best – 3,000 topless filipinas and not a hard-on in sight

Full-up Google choking on web spam? – It wasn’t me I swear :x

Sony to ship 50GB Blu-ray recordables in June – $48 minimum

Windows XP EULA in Plain English

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion – Review at Gamepro.com – 5.0/5.0

War Rock – Free to play massively multiplayer online FPS (that’s a mouthful)

FREE to PLAY Ancient Oriental 3D MMORPG – Martial Heroes – Wind Simitar – It has an artificial scratch to increase power and its unique manufacturing process is not easy for any smith. But it is not so effective. – Well it’s better than my Korean…just…

tl/dr

Lap dancing curbs ‘pose danger’ – “Don’t judge us wicked or try to convince us that we are victimised, just because we are beautiful.” – Know how you feel darlin’

Apprentice Khan to host CBBC show – WHERE’S TIM?

Zarqawi video – April 25, 2006 – Can I have some shoes? (ps, mad special effects on the video yo!)

Chinese clone BSE-resistant calf – “No really, I’m fine”

IE7 Beta 2 is go – Also new Genuine Validation…crap…

Linkzz

Jade’s Marathon Hell – Fat people: remember how to walk before you try to run

Blair leads by example in new health drive – omfg he’s so buff ya

Why men get aggressive with super-masculine rivals – RAWR

Like buses…

Dave Chappelle loves World of Warcraft – What more can I say…

Stuff

How come when you don’t want to sleep you’re so tired and when you want to sleep you are wide awake? I’m such a great philosopher. Anyway…

A snapshot of 2002 – ‘Googlism’? WTF?
Hunting Vote Sparks Angry Scenes – 8 pro-hunt campaigners arrested. Now just shoot them and I’ll be happy :D
ITC finds evidence of Korean DRAM subsidies – This and the Bond shit…tough week for North *and* South…
Anna Nicole Smith – Acting skill…
YaoMingMania.com – Need I say more?

Quotation – “In ancient Chinese culture, there was always a celebration at the time when the fields were first sown, a prayer that the crops would grow. Today, the tradition continues among people who do farming. There are other times when all of us stop to give thanks for what we have.” – Yao Ming talking about Thanksgiving…the special time of the year when English people, scared that their children might become too ‘Dutch‘, went to America and FUCKIN TOOK OVER BABY!!! WOOOOOO!!!! (sorry).

University students paid to test condoms – You can’t still sign up I’ve already checked!

PM

Today is going pretty damn slowly, so BBC News has offered some interesting tidbits of information…
Doctors baffled by man’s ‘decades’ without food or water – I admit it, he’s my uncle
Thai gamers soak up computer skills – Thai = cool

What What

WTC recycled – Twin Towers steel to be used for US warship – That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard (erm…almost)
From science and computers, a new face of Jesus – He’s a clone
Little Shrill Voices – Cat Art – Specially for Laura
Bum Cat, Drum Cat by Max Yoho – This is the guy that won the poetry competition – I came 2nd (total entrants…erm…0.028985507246376811594202898550725*69)

News

The best news ever…aliens have cloned a baby and are now using humans as food…Oh no I read the story wrongly…anyway it’s exciting news for biologists!!!! Right Dalan?!?! (Dalan: Virology is not the same as Biology.)

BBC – Cloned baby birth claim
Yahoo! News – Company Clonaid Claims to Have Produced First Human Clone – I want one…
How Stuff Works – Cloning – I don’t want one any more, that is too gross.I didn’t realise women were involved in the process. I thought that was the point of developing this new technology…

Stir over TV cook hygiene – Sorry I was supposed to put this little badboy at the top!!!

Linkz

Rapper wins Sound of 2003 poll
– Yeah Bitch – 50 Cizent in the Heezie.
Spain celebrates huge lotto wins – £1 Billion. Lottery. Nice.