You need this in your life

How to become a porn star – Don’t ask how, just look…
Molecule of the Day: 1/20/99 – Believe it…

Pornturkey.co.uk

Wow! I found this site…by the legendary Pornturkey!!!

www.Pornturkey.co.uk – He is so cooooooool…..

WARNING: A certain member of the UAE underground posse tried to access the site and had severe problems with the Net Censor!!!!! Don’t worry it’s not (too) rude…

00-Sev…ered ties with N.Korea (hahaha)

Best story of the day: North Korea takes aim at Bond

It’s terrible that James Bond is an American icon of some sort…he’s English! He’s ENGLISH!!!! HE’S ENGLISH (and Scottish sometimes)!!!!

Pornturkey

Pornturkey was unleashed onto the Duefo.co.uk public today…and they are lapping up the goodness…My plan is coming together…

In other news I think I might have been drunk last night because my mouth felt like a slag heap this morning…Alcohol Is Bad For You!

Lateness

Yeah yeah well we made it to 5am and I’m still quite awake…except I did get pins and needles i my back just now which might be a sign of my body slowly failing…anyway it’s Jyrki’s last night here so we’re playing GTA3 and Unreal 2k3 to expel all of that pent-up male sexual frustration based violence that is coursing through our bodies. Oh yeah and we’re watching porn. That helps too.

Doctor J: Actually that increases the hormonal imbalance
Oli: Sorry? I’m trying to concentrate

So anyway what what? Ate the biggest dinner ever of steak and steak with steak (and some vegetable something too)…I think I have broken a personal record re:eating today as I feel v.fat (perhaps for the first time in my life). Great. (This is not a sign of anorexia/bulimia – it is a turn of phrase).
Oh yeah we went to spy on the HKMafia playing bball but it wasn’t very interesting (except I did see Dragon Ken which is always a pleasure)…did manage to shoot around playing HORSE with J for a bit, but was v.glad to not reinjure myself which I was sure I was going to do)…

Hendry Out of UK Championships – GOD DAMN IT (well, at least O’Sullivan is out too)

Zhizhi Wang at NBA.com – Don’t Forget Me!!! I’m Chinese too!!! (But you play for the Clippers, and they suck. And you suck.)

GTA3 Gameguide at Gamespot.com – We don’t need your help! (Yes we do.)

World Wrestling Federation

Old school…so tonight me and Luta~!~!~! watched WWE Survivor Series which was pretty cool altogether (3 cans of Carling may have improved it however)…He was impressed with the Pornturkey gobbling away in the corner …oh yeah that reminds me:

BASTARD!!! I screwed up my ankle today playing bball and will miss the rest of the year…This includes (and is limited to) Thursday night’s game vs the HK Mafia team. Shiiit. The only point of comedy in the whole polemique was that I reckon one of the guys tried to pull me when I was sitting there ice-packing (I said ‘ice’) my ankle. I don’t discriminate baby….(Sorry?)…

Mental note: English actors in hardcore porn RULE BABY!!!

NEWSINBRIEF
Europe’s Super Rocket Explodes – Nice try guys…
US ‘satisfied’ by Yemeni assurances – Yemenis say the SCUD MISSILES were for defensive and domestic use only…and the world’s not worried about DOMESTIC SCUD MISSILE USAGE IN YEMEN?!?!
Miss World chooses China for next contest – So that’s what Yaotun’s mum does….

Yao Ming’s Personal Player File @ NBA.com

Che-ese

Well I had a look at a few sites…Che Guevara seems to me to be…a Terrorist? A Communist? A Model?

It’s good, but it’s not right. Here’s another clue:

Che Guevara.Com – ‘How would Che have used the Internet?’. I hate you.
The Death of Che Guevara: Declassified

Che-Lives – I’m not sure this is an official theory…
Cubaweb – The Cuban Web Directory
Che Quotes – (sic). “We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it”. I hate shit like that.

Bazooka Fired at U.N. as Cuban Speaks – Now it’s warming up. NYTimes, 1964

A search for “Che Guevara” on Google produces 76,200 results.
A search for “Anti-Che Guevara” on Google produces 6 results.
He’s a popular guy. For a dead guy.

Oh Baby

Millions Strike in Italy – Not the Cybercafes though…
Gary Neville to Captain England – WTF?!
BBC Online’s You Be The Chancellor – Someone had some time on their hands (apart from me). Oh yeah: My Results
NTHellworld.com – Just bought by NTL.
Europe Refuses Net Censorship – Great…So CLICK HERE FOR PORN!!!

Super Mario World – On GBA. It can’t be long…

Links

Cheeky monkeys go ape in Japan – This is the reason why I read the IHT when i’m abroad…
Simpsons apologises to Rio – Not Ferdinand
8 Year Old Boy Drives to School
Swastikas deface Jewish Cemetery – In France…

Oh no, I feel a political links section coming on:

Anti-Nazi League
Anti-Defamation League
- Fighting Anti-Semitism, Bigotry and Extremism Since 1913 (this site
is quite pro-Israel, almost to the point of prejudice itself)
Cybersquatters Against Hate
Naziism Exposed
Searchlight – The International anti-Fascist magazine
Who is David Irving – A bit of an attack…
Nazis Are Fags
Jewish Defense Leauge
Anti-facism.Org

The Banned – Lyrics from some band’s album…but just look at track 3 – genius!