Stoner Bashin’ Time!

420 Classifieds – Stoner Help
Hemphoo – Weedsearch
Hemp.Net
www.bong.com

Starbucks Billed Rescuers For Water – You Afghan terrorists think you can destroy capitalism in America?!?! HA!!!
Warner Village Cinemas

Maybe we’ll make it to the cinema tonight…We got as far as the pop
quiz at the pub last night before…well…sitting in the pub all
night. Nice one.

Weakest Link Update

Claire – You leave with nothing.
Claire feels gutted. Shame.

Going to watch Scary Movie 2 tonight – it’s gonna be sweeet. We’re being blessed with an appearance from Skipper (EvilOli:Andrew Savage a.k.a Mr.Bitter a.k.a Scadbad a.k.a Clues a.k.a Scruffy Bastard).

X-Fire Update
Ben and I are watching this new program on Channel 4, ‘X-summat’ (EvilOli:
It’s called X-fire you pair of twats). It looks like it’s the best
program of all time…except the commentator is a dick. It’s a bit like
Gladiators but with paintball instead of pugil sticks and
Little Yin is the queen of this program…Check out the link:

X-Fire
X-Fire live with Oliworld.co.uk + JME

X-Fire LIVE!
18:40 – The team are going for the ‘EXTREME’ difficulty level! Guess what? They suck so they’ll all die quickly….
18:41 – Clawz is guarding the stairs…Slightly Aryian looking Helmet is in the final room (EvilOli:
Can we say gas chamber?)…Little Yin is floating around…Morgan (the
black guy) seems to be taking orders from everyone…I hate racial
discrimination…
18:40 – Hellmut has killed everyone but 1…ha ha ha…
18:41
- The sexy ladies smoke Mazza’s candy a$$ and we’re officially the
WORST TEAM EVER to play this game – and they’re the only one!
18:45 – MISSION CONTROL, SIGNING OUT

It doesn’t really seem to work in text format…

Good Morning!

Link this page – Innovation is alive and well.
Urban Legends Reference Page – Not the film :( but a really good source of ‘real’ info (EvilOli: That sounded so gay.)

Today i’m thinking of new and different things to post on the website.
Another one of my old sites, Shopshake.Com, has been resurrected (ok
it’s not so old) so if you want to look at it it’s linked on the left…

and here:

Geese!

One of my friend’s Dad is an bit of a freak – he absolutely loves
Geese! I think there’s an unhealthy sort of relationship between ‘man’
and ‘man’s best friend’ (the goose), but that’s another article.
Anyway, in response to this guy’s ‘special needs’, here’s today’s Goose Links!

Geese Care Information
Geese in Alaska!
Geese Porn!
Geese Zippos!
! Discretion Advised ! Info for Goose Hunters!

Political News

Taliban Shoot Down Unmanned Spyplane – Did America learn from China and take their pilots out of the cockpit?
CNN uses archive footage to manipulate masses? – Very interesting if this is true…
America’s Tribute to Heroes – A massive telethon to raise money for the victims of the attack on the WTC. (EvilOli:However much they raise, I bet it isn’t as much as 1% of the ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS that the military ‘response’ to the attack is going to cost.)

Good News
Israel may meet with Palestine
World should not miss this opportunity to end the Israeli Apartheid

Oh My God! I almost forgot the big story…
Backstreet Boy releases statement clarifying WTC remarks – Now that’s out of the way…

Slander + Controversy = Well Spent Saturday!

More attacks today? – I had to put a link just in case there was another attack, then I could say ‘told you so!’ (EvilOli: Not that your sorry ass wrote it!)
US encouraging starvation in Afghanistan?
Gas in Turkmenistan – If Afghanistan was a little more relaxed (EvilOli: Dead?) then would this little deal get looked at again?
The First Casualty – Civil Liberties?

CNN Bashing
Military personnel worked in CNN?
The US Army loves CNN

Carnivore Info – This is info on the system the US Government uses to read your e-mail. Sweet.
Carnivore FAQ

Buck your ideas up!

The Daily Motivator – For Marlini

With
this sort of info freely available on the Internet, it’s amazing that
there’s no worldwide terrorist threat from global extremist
organizations…
Anarchists Cookbook and Terrorist’s Handbook
How to build a thermo-nuclear bomb
Guns America – Arm yourself!!!

Don’t like your country of birth?
Dominican Republic Second Passports
Or a passport from Grenada
Don’t like your caste?
Buy yourself into the British nobility!
Don’t like your love life?
Buy a wife! and why you shouldn’t buy one…
Don’t like your neighbours?
Buy a snake!
Don’t like the prospect of WW3?
Buy a Missilie base!
Don’t like your pet dog or cat?
Buy a monkey! but read this first…

While I remember:

The Spark – One of the funniest sites ever. Go and test yourself now.
NBA.com
Wrestleline.com
Slashwrestling.com
Amazon.co.uk – I just bought ‘The Satanic Verses’ from them, if I get it in the post tomorrow then I’ll give them a good rating.
Eastbay.com – Sporting clothing and goods from America

The Satanic Verses

Sender: orders@amazon.co.uk
X-Amazon-ORDER-Sender: orders@amazon.co.uk
X-Amazon-ORDER-Sender-IP: [217.xxx.176.107]
X-Amazon-ORDER-Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2001 21:03:54 +0000 (UTC)
X-Amazon-ORDER-Recipient: oli@oliworld.co.uk

Thank you for ordering from Amazon.co.uk
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Well my book, ‘The Satanic Verses’ by Salman Rushdie arrived this
morning, the 20th of Septemeber, at around 8am. A very good service by Amazon I reckon.
I’m
reading it to look at both sides of the religious story in my ongoing
quest to find the truth in our ever evolving socio-political
environment (EvilOli: Nurse! We’re losing him…).

I think that a lot of people could do with reading a few verses of the Qu’ran (EvilOli:
Or the Bible(!)) before condemning people based upon the mass media’s
interpretation of their belief systems. Attempting to learn from
others, even if you begin with a cynical point of view, is better than
swallowing whatever Rupert Murdoch, Ted Turner, George W. Bush or even *cough* Tony Blair serves up for you.
This
opinion is dedicated to Mandeep ‘Reuben’ Tiwana, may all of your Gods
bless him and his little vices (alcoholism, gambling addiction,
paedophilia, hatred of the West, hatred of the East…)