An apology to those outside – 为那些门外的人感到抱歉
If you’re standing outside my building right now trying to get me to buzz you in, then I’m really sorry… 如果你现在在我家楼下准备按铃让我开门，那么我感到很抱歉… …I think the doorbell is broken. …我觉得我的门铃坏了.
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Lawsuit Waiting To Happen – 等着起诉的发生
I noticed that one of my favourite eateries, Mike’s, has had its trademark infringed by a soulless multinational from the USA! I’m not going to mention where I saw the other company…but here is Mike and his super-shop! 我发现了我最喜欢的餐厅之一Mike’s被一个美国的跨国公司侵权了商标！我不想说我是在哪里看到的…但这里是Mike和他的超级商店！ I hope Mike takes McDonald’s Shanghai to court and sues them for every penny they’ve got. [...]
Worst Price Promise Ever – 最烂的承诺
Already famous for their strange customer service, Croissants de France Shanghai (or CDF as they like to be known) have tried to go one better – with a global-financial-crisis-busting ‘price promise’! 这里早已闻名于他们古怪的服务，上海的可颂坊（或他们更爱被称为CDF民防部队）又出了新花招来应对全球融危机-‘价格承诺’ ！ So what did they come up with? Well erm….not much… 那么他们到底想出了什么呢？…也没什么特别的… I promise my next blog post will be just as good [...]
How rumours start? – 谣言是怎么来的？
Breaking news from the official French Open tennis tournament website: 来自法国网球公开赛官方网站的最新消息： Check out the caption! I’m not sure that Federer’s wife would be very happy to read this! 看标题(French kiss = 舌吻)！我觉得费德勒的老婆看到这个可能会不太高兴！
Good work Dad! – 干得好，老爸！
My parents don’t really understand blogging, websites, the internet or how I could possibly have retired at the age of 21*….but my Dad is pretty good at spotting potential blog material. 我爸妈不太了解博客，网站，网络还有我怎么能在21*岁就退休了 …但我的爸爸很善于发现潜在博客素材。 From a distance – an innocent clothes shop… 从远处看 – 这是一个单纯的服装店… Up close – a clandestine massage parlour? 靠近点 – 一个秘密的按摩院？
Boy and Cow – 男孩和牛
I’m pretty sure this type of picture is the reason that you’re not supposed to touch the exhibits in sculpture parks… 我敢肯定这样的照片就是不让你在雕塑公园触摸展品的原因所在了… . . .
Terrible flavour decisions – 可怕的怪口味
Anyone who knows me knows that I love Doraemon. Anyone who has lived or worked with me in the past knows that I love jelly beans. Imagine my excitement when I saw in my local Kedi that these two brilliant things had been combined! 了解我的人都知道我有多爱多啦A梦。跟我一起生活或者工作过的人也都知道我有多爱果冻豆。当我在可的看到这两个辉煌的东西被合并在一起的时候，你能想象我有多激动吗！ They looked amazing…and were very cheap! Maybe 3rmb (~30p) for [...]
