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Sunbathing Error – 错误的日光浴

Sunbathing Error – 错误的日光浴

Apr 6, 2011
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It seemed like summer had come early earlier this week! The weather was wonderful, so I headed out to Jing’an Sculpture Park for a summer stroll!

这个星期上半周感觉像是夏天提前来了！天气非常好，所以我去了静安雕塑公园散步了。

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Putting the FUN in GYM! – 健身的乐趣!

Putting the FUN in GYM! – 健身的乐趣!

Mar 22, 2011
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I love going to the gym. I go six days a week…not because I’m good at exercising (or because I try very hard), but because I feel like if I hang around with fit people long enough, by some magical sweat-based osmosis I might get fit too!

我喜欢去健身房。每周去六天…不是因为我特别擅长（或者因为我很努力），而是因为我觉得如果我多和健康的人在一起，或许会有一些魔法（或说是潜移默化），我可能也会变得健康！
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The Worst Job On Earth – 世界上最糟糕的工作

The Worst Job On Earth – 世界上最糟糕的工作

Feb 16, 2011
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This shop is proof that being a real estate agent is the worst job on earth.

这个店证明了在房地产中介工作，是世界上最糟糕的工作。

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Too Much Tesco Value – 过高的乐购价值

Too Much Tesco Value – 过高的乐购价值

Feb 11, 2011
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Tesco’s rapid expansion in China really impressed me. Not just because they invested huge amounts of money in building big, clean supermarkets, but also because of the little things.

乐购在中国的扩张速度让我感到吃惊。不仅仅是因为他们巨额投资建设这些又大，又干净的超市，还表现在一些小细节上。

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Chinese Marketing Lies – 中国超市里的谎言

Feb 9, 2011
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It's not green.

Bathroom Tips (FOLLOWUP) – 厕所里的小贴士（续）

Bathroom Tips (FOLLOWUP) – 厕所里的小贴士（续）

Jan 26, 2011
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Good news and bad news from Shanghai.

好消息也是坏消息。
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Help! Can anyone read this? – 帮帮我！帮笨蛋老外读一下！

Jan 16, 2011
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Can anyone tell me what this character says or means? It’s on the bottom of a jar (around 30cm tall) – see photos!

有谁可以告诉偶这些字是什么意思？它们印在一个罐子底下（大概30cm高吧)－如图所示～

READ IT!

Pass the baijiu...

Thanks~~

谢谢你~~

If you have a bomb, don’t cut it

Jan 9, 2011
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Why you shouldn’t buy your parents a scanner for Christmas – 圣诞节千万别送扫描仪给你父母

Jan 2, 2011
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Here’s a good example of why you shouldn’t buy your parents a scanner for Christmas. They’ll go straight to the old shoebox that is stuffed full of old photos of you…and even if they want to be cute and fun, it will never end well….

给你举个很好的例子，告诉你为什么圣诞节不能送扫描仪给你父母。因为他们会立马把装满你旧照片的鞋盒翻出来…及时他们想找一些可爱有趣的照片，最后往往都不会……

Basketball!

My reaction: Oh, cool! A photo of when I was young!

我的回应：噢，酷！我小时候的照片！

CLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise up…

特写…

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And then…

然后…

Fishfinger eyebrows?

My reaction: Oh! Another photo of when I was young! Cool!

我的回应： 噢！又是我小时候的照片！酷！

Another cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise up…

然后还是特写…

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And then…

接着…

Erm....6-pack?

My reaction: Errrmm….Please tell me that I have a twin sister who you sent to the orphanage…

我的回应：呃…… 我是不是有个双胞胎姐姐被送到孤儿院去了…

I don’t think we need a cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise up of that one. Next year they’re getting socks.

我觉得这张就不要特写了。明年，我会送给他们袜子。