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My tragic dinner (我的悲惨的晚餐)chinese

My tragic dinner (我的悲惨的晚餐)

February 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm

There is a little Chinese restaurant opposite my compound, on Feng Yang road. I call it a restaurant, but that is probably slightly inflating its […]

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China continues to sell dangerous toys to children (中国一直都在出售危险的玩具给孩子)chinese

China continues to sell dangerous toys to children (中国一直都在出售危险的玩具给孩子)

February 25, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Terrible. 太可怕了.

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I don’t want much in a language school (在选择语言学校的时候,我要求不高)chinese

I don’t want much in a language school (在选择语言学校的时候,我要求不高)

February 16, 2009 at 6:36 pm

However, I’d probably like one that can spell its own name… 但怎么说也得找个能拼写自己名字的老师吧。。。

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McDreamy and McNuke (梦幻先生和核武器先生)chinese

McDreamy and McNuke (梦幻先生和核武器先生)

February 9, 2009 at 10:06 am

Oytun pointed out something quite shocking to me. McDreamy aka Patrick Dempsey (Doctor Derek Shepherd from Grey’s Anatomy) has infilitrated Iran and is now controlling […]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )

February 2, 2009 at 11:53 am

Here’s the second part of the Chinglish disaster that is the menu that we ordered from on Chinese New Year…enjoy! 这是春节时候我们点菜看到菜单中的中式英语的第二部分…慢慢享受! Ok this first one […]

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Phoney phone price! (山寨手机的价格)chinese

Phoney phone price! (山寨手机的价格)

January 29, 2009 at 9:12 pm

If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, click here for more information: Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! […]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))

January 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!! 春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!! […]

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Goodbye Bush! (再见Bush!)chinese

Goodbye Bush! (再见Bush!)

January 23, 2009 at 1:26 am

Goodbye Bush! 再见Bush! Bush有很多意思。一个是美国前任总统的名字,另一个意思是女人的灌木丛.

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Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱! 开始! )chinese

Phone game – Guess how much my phone cost! PLAY NOW! (手机游戏-猜猜我的手机多少钱! 开始! )

January 19, 2009 at 9:10 am

The following is a post about my new mobile phone. Please read and then in the ‘COMMENTS’ section guess how much you think it cost! […]

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Watch out! (小心!)chinese

Watch out! (小心!)

January 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Click to enlarge – 点击见大图 She looks like a liar! 她看上去像个骗子!

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Moving house! (搬家!)chinese

Moving house! (搬家!)

January 15, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I have no internet while I move house! Back soon! 我暂时没有网络,因为在搬家!很快回来!

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When ordering for others goes wrong… (替别人点菜的后果。。。)chinese

When ordering for others goes wrong… (替别人点菜的后果。。。)

January 11, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Epic fail. 大灾难.

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Youtube knows me better than I know myself (Youtube 比我自己更了解我)haha

Youtube knows me better than I know myself (Youtube 比我自己更了解我)

January 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Well, two out of three ain’t bad… 八分满意…

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We are all brack people.haha

We are all brack people.

January 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm

Found in South Korea… 在韩国发现的。。。 If you can’t read it, it says: 如果你看不清楚,是这样说的: Black Color Condom Keep it real Keep on faith Keep on going […]

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I feel like such an idiot.diary

I feel like such an idiot.

December 28, 2008 at 11:32 pm

One of my students (LOLOLOL!O!LO!LOL!) asked me for some help on a crossword today. Of course I accepted…. …but I couldn’t get the final two […]

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Happy Christmasdiary

Happy Christmas

December 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Merry Christmas everyone!

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