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Herpes massagehaha

Herpes massage

December 24, 2008 at 8:43 am

…just £5? I’ll take two.

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Eating old peoplediary

Eating old people

December 22, 2008 at 4:53 pm

When trying to save money, it’s probably a bad idea to go for a ‘quick drink’ with colleagues. Especially with new colleagues. Especially with new […]

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Weird vending machine updatediary

Weird vending machine update

December 19, 2008 at 10:53 pm

Chunz sent me this epic photo in response to my last post…Best thing in Heathrow…and I think she’s topped it! A stationery vending machine! Well […]

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Best thing in Heathrowdiary

Best thing in Heathrow

December 18, 2008 at 9:05 am

I can’t sleep on planes dude to my (self-diagnosed) ADHD, so my biggest fear when travelling on one is that the tv screen won’t work. […]

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How rumours start…haha

How rumours start…

December 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Until recently, 95% of Chinese textbooks were printed in Ghana. However, contracts with publishers in Africa have recently been reviewed by the Chinese government due […]

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Keep your friends close…keep your colleagues closer…food

Keep your friends close…keep your colleagues closer…

December 11, 2008 at 10:34 pm

When I returned from one of my classes I found this cleverly worded note from a colleague, who will only be referred to as JAKE. […]

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Ghetto christmasdiary

Ghetto christmas

December 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm

This Christmas will be just the second I have spent away from my family. Although I do, of course, love my family very much, I […]

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Define interventionhaha

Define intervention

December 8, 2008 at 1:10 am

In most countries you’d have to make a choice, but anything is possible in China.

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Good jobhaha

Good job

December 1, 2008 at 9:55 pm

I hope she offers receipts.

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Mixed messageshaha

Mixed messages

November 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm

One thing that I hate about China is that I am constantly bombarded by mixed messages. Look at this example: So do I follow the […]

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The best thing about Christmas (so far)diary

The best thing about Christmas (so far)

November 26, 2008 at 10:21 pm

While looking (for an hour) for somewhere to eat with Dearest Daisy, we stumbled upon an AMAZING snowman. Just off Oxford Street, near Carnaby Street […]

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What the Postman saw (reprise)diary

What the Postman saw (reprise)

November 25, 2008 at 8:34 am

I used to have a website called Pornturkey.co.uk. It was (in effect) exactly the same as this website, just had a super-catchy (stupid and rude […]

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An easy way to stop the movie piracy policediary

An easy way to stop the movie piracy police

November 23, 2008 at 10:02 am

When we went to watch the new Bond, we were greeted by a worrying proposition: Anbody suspected of film theft will be removed and reported […]

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KFC secret message!diary

KFC secret message!

November 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm

I recently received a secret coded message from the spies at KFC! It all began while I was trying out the zoom on my camera […]

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Need dental work?haha

Need dental work?

November 20, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Would you trust this shop to fix your teeth?!

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Beating the Credit Crunch – Part 3 – The Winner!diary

Beating the Credit Crunch – Part 3 – The Winner!

November 20, 2008 at 12:39 am

So to recap: We won some money on a Lottery scratchcard, and set off in search of the 10 greatest bargains to beat the Credit […]

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