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		<title>Change we can believe in (相信我，会有变化的）</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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<p>2) <a href="http://www.djod.co.uk/2009/03/04/bbcnews-lies-again-corrects-error-about-chinese-media-reporting-of-jork-concert">http://www.djod.co.uk/2009/03/04/bbcnews-lies-again-corrects-error-about-chinese-media-reporting-of-jork-concert</a></p>
<p>3) <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7919299.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7919299.stm</a><br />
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		<title>BBCNews lies (again), corrects error about Chinese media reporting of Bjork concert (BBC新闻（又一个）谎言，改正了中国媒体对于Bjork演唱会的报道)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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After pointing out the BBC&#8217;s misrepresentation of the facts yesterday, I am pleased to note that today they have changed their article about the reporting of Bjork&#8217;s pro-Tibet sentiments at a concert last year.
在指出BBC误说事实的事情以后，我很高兴今天看到他们已经更改了他们关于去年Bjork演唱会藏独的报道。
What once read:
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<p>After pointing out the BBC&#8217;s <a href="http://www.djod.co.uk/2009/03/03/bbc-news-lies-about-chinese-news-media-bbc%e6%96%b0%e9%97%bb%e5%85%b3%e4%ba%8e%e4%b8%ad%e5%9b%bd%e5%aa%92%e4%bd%93%e7%9a%84%e8%b0%8e%e8%a8%80">misrepresentation of the facts</a> yesterday, I am pleased to note that today they have changed their <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7919299.stm">article about the reporting of Bjork&#8217;s pro-Tibet sentiments</a> at a concert last year.</p>
<p>在指出BBC误说事实的事情以后，我很高兴今天看到他们已经更改了他们关于去年Bjork演唱会藏独的报道。</p>
<p>What once read:<br />
“Last year, Icelandic star Bjork shouted “Free Tibet!” after a song about independence performed during a Shanghai concert, which went unreported in the state-controlled Chinese media. ”</p>
<p>之前写的是：<br />
“去年，冰岛明星Bjork在上海演唱会上表演完一首关于独立的歌以后大喊‘藏独’，此事没有被由国家控制的中国媒体报道过。”</p>
<p>Now reads:<br />
&#8220;Last year, Icelandic star Bjork shouted &#8220;Free Tibet!&#8221; after a song about independence performed during a Shanghai concert.&#8221;</p>
<p>现在写的是：<br />
“去年，冰岛明星Bjork在上海演唱会上表演完一首关于独立的歌以后大喊‘藏独’。”</p>
<p>Strangely though, at the top it reads: <strong>Page last updated at 15:07 GMT, Monday, 2 March 2009</strong></p>
<p>很奇怪，最上面的注释是：最后更新于格林尼治时间15：07，周一，2009年3月2日</p>
<p>Which is more than 15 hours BEFORE my article. Weird huh? Could this be evil media manipulation or just (another) honest mistake? You decide!</p>
<p>在我的文章出现的15个小时前。很奇怪吧？这究竟是邪恶媒体的操纵还是又一次无心之错呢？你来决定！</p>
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		<title>BBC News lies about Chinese news media -BBC新闻关于中国媒体的谎言</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve been in China nearly a year, and every day I read BBC news as well as a number of other sites through Google News. Today I noticed a story about China cancelling an Oasis gig (this news is actually around 5 days old, but still, I wondered what the reason was for the cancellation). [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been in China nearly a year, and every day I read BBC news as well as a number of other sites through Google News. Today I noticed a story about <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7919299.stm">China cancelling an Oasis gig</a> (this news is actually around 5 days old, but still, I wondered what the reason was for the cancellation). </p>
<p>我在中国近一年了。每天我都看BBC新闻并且通过Google新闻看很多其他网站上的新闻。今天我注意到了一条是关于中国取消了Oasis的演唱会（事实上这个新闻是5天前的了，但是我还是想知道取消的原因。）</p>
<p>To my suprise, I was greeted with the news that the Chinese government had cancelled their gig due to their &#8216;Free-Tibet&#8217; ties. I thought this was a little extreme (since I doubt Noel and Liam could find Spain on a map, let alone Tibet). Reading on, the BBC detailed some more performers who had been refused entry or had controversial appearances, including Bjork:</p>
<p>让我惊讶的是，我听到的新闻是中国政府因为乐队成员‘藏独’的关系而取消演唱会。我觉得这有一点偏激（因为我怀疑Noel和Liam是不是能在地图上着到西班牙，更别提西藏了）。继续看，BBC还详细提到了其他表演者遭到拒绝或者引起争论的内容，其中包括Bjork：</p>
<p>&#8220;Last year, Icelandic star Bjork shouted &#8220;Free Tibet!&#8221; after a song about independence performed during a <a href="http://www.shanghai-expo-2010.info/">Shanghai</a> concert, <strong>which went unreported in the state-controlled Chinese media</strong>. &#8221;</p>
<p>“去年，冰岛明星Bjork在上海演唱会上表演完一首关于独立的歌以后大喊‘藏独’，此事没有被由国家控制的中国媒体报道过。”</p>
<p>Unreported? That&#8217;s weird&#8230;I&#8217;m sure I remember reading about it somewhere&#8230;Probably in local blogs&#8230;</p>
<p>没被报道吗? 很奇怪…我肯定在哪里读到过… 很可能是在当地的BLOG上…</p>
<p><a href="http://www.danwei.org/music/raise_your_flag_declare_indepe.php">http://www.danwei.org/music/raise_your_flag_declare_indepe.php</a><br />
<a href="http://shanghaiist.com/2008/03/04/did_bjork_actua.php">http://shanghaiist.com/2008/03/04/did_bjork_actua.php</a></p>
<p>Oh yeah, that&#8217;s right, it was in my local newspaper:</p>
<p>喔对，在当地的报纸上：</p>
<p><a href="http://www.shanghaidaily.com">http://www.shanghaidaily.com</a> (search &#8216;bjork&#8217; 搜索‘bjork’)</p>
<p>&#8230;oh and in that other newspaper, the national one:</p>
<p>…喔，还在另外一份报纸上，全国性的：</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-03/07/content_6518698.htm">http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-03/07/content_6518698.htm</a></p>
<p>&#8230;and on this one:</p>
<p>…还有这里：</p>
<p><a href="http://www.china.org.cn/culture/2008-03/13/content_12484616.htm">http://www.china.org.cn/culture/2008-03/13/content_12484616.htm</a></p>
<p>&#8230;oh yeah and on that um website thingy..you know&#8230;the big state-controlled media one&#8230;</p>
<p>还有网站…要知道…这是最大的国家控制的媒体…</p>
<p><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/07/content_7740989.htm">http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/07/content_7740989.htm</a></p>
<p>The last line of the Xinhua article is particularly unreported:</p>
<p>新华文章中最后一行特别没有指出的是：</p>
<p>&#8220;It [China's Ministry of Culture] said it will tighten the scrutiny of foreign artistic groups coming for performance in China to prevent similar incidents from happening again.&#8221;</p>
<p>“文化部将在进一步调查核实后，依法进行处理，并将在今后对外国来华演出的文艺团组进一步严格把关，防范类似事件再次发生。”</p>
<p><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/07/content_7740989.htm">http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/07/content_7740989.htm</a><br />
<a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/politics/2008-03/07/content_7741004.htm">http://news.xinhuanet.com/politics/2008-03/07/content_7741004.htm</a> （Chinese/中文）</p>
<p>Thank liberty that the BBC is now on hand to break this news &#8211; almost on its anniversary!<br />
感谢民主，BBC现在及时发布了这条新闻-差不多在它的周年纪念！</p>
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请联系你的生活,回答并完成以下句子.
这是一个非常科学的心理测试,可以判断出你会不会是一个杀人狂.
不许作弊,别想太多,只要回答!开始!
1) If it doesn&#8217;t fit&#8230; (如果不适合&#8230;)
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<p>请联系你的生活,回答并完成以下句子.<br />
这是一个非常科学的心理测试,可以判断出你会不会是一个杀人狂.<br />
不许作弊,别想太多,只要回答!开始!</p>
<p>1) If it doesn&#8217;t fit&#8230; (如果不适合&#8230;)</p>
<p>2) If it&#8217;s itchy&#8230; (如果很痒&#8230;)</p>
<p>3) If I can&#8217;t see you&#8230; (如果我看不到你&#8230;)</p>
<p>4) Ice-cream is for&#8230; (冰激淋是用来&#8230;)</p>
<p>5) I&#8217;m not a player&#8230; (我不是个很随便的人&#8230;)</p>
<h3>I&#8217;ll start&#8230; (check &#8216;Comments&#8217;, then add your own!)<br />
我开始&#8230;(看&#8217;评论&#8217;,添加你自己的!)</h3>
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		<title>Video: Barack Obama&#8217;s Presidential inauguration speech with Chinese subtitles (视频:  美第44任总统奥巴马发表就职演说(字幕) )</title>
		<link>http://www.djod.co.uk/2009/01/22/barack-obamas-inauguaration-vide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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Check it out!
你看！
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<p>Check it out!<br />
你看！</p>
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		<title>My bed is cold (我的床很冷)</title>
		<link>http://www.djod.co.uk/2009/01/21/my-bed-is-cold-%e6%88%91%e7%9a%84%e5%ba%8a%e5%be%88%e5%86%b7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[7 days ago&#8230; (7天前&#8230;)
I woke up this morning, like every morning, at 8am.
今天早上跟平时一样,大概8点我醒了.
I&#8217;ve been waking up at 8am every day for the last few months, out of habit.
过去的几个月我都习惯了每天8点醒来.
Every day I realise I have nothing to do at 8am, so I go back to sleep, and have quite vivid dreams. Before I go to sleep, however, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>7 days ago&#8230; (7天前&#8230;)</p>
<p>I woke up this morning, like every morning, at 8am.<br />
今天早上跟平时一样,大概8点我醒了.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been waking up at 8am every day for the last few months, out of habit.<br />
过去的几个月我都习惯了每天8点醒来.</p>
<p>Every day I realise I have nothing to do at 8am, so I go back to sleep, and have quite vivid dreams. Before I go to sleep, however, I like to turn on the <a href="http://www.erento.co.uk/hire/tools-equipment/heating-conditioning/air-conditioner/">air conditioning</a> (heating) in my room, to try to defrost it for when I wake up again (at 9am).<br />
每天8点当我意识到没什么可做的,就会继续睡,然后做一个很生动的梦.然后在我继续睡觉前,我喜欢把房间暖气打开,为了再醒来的时候(9点)可以感觉暖一点.</p>
<p>So I go back to sleep, but when I wake up I realise that something doesn&#8217;t feel right. I&#8217;m shivering like an epileptic in an igloo. But why?! I tried to retrace my steps&#8230;what had I done differently this morning? I woke up. I reached for the air conditioning remote control. I pressed the &#8216;ON&#8217; button. It turned on&#8230;<br />
所以我继续睡觉,但是当我醒过来,我意识到有些不对劲.我浑身抖得像一个在小房间的癫痫患者.怎么回事?我尝试一步一步回忆&#8230;今天早上我做了什么不一样的? 我醒来.然后拿空调遥控器.我按了&#8217;开&#8217;.然后开了&#8230;</p>
<p>Then it hit me. Literally. Cold air in my face. The air conditionig was conditioning my air to an even 18 degrees celsius. Cold air. For an hour. I was Shanghai&#8217;s biggest ice-cube.<br />
然后惊醒了.冷空气扑面而来.空调把房间的温度调到了18摄氏度.冷风.一个小时.我成了上海最大的一个冰块.</p>
<p>Now all I need to do is find a huge cocktail to dive into.<br />
现在我所要做的就是找个巨大的鸡尾酒去潜水.</p>
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		<title>Poo</title>
		<link>http://www.djod.co.uk/2008/12/04/poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only person left in the world who doesn&#8217;t like the word &#8216;poo&#8217;? It&#8217;s not clever, it&#8217;s not interesting, I don&#8217;t find it funny or cute&#8230;it just reminds me of faeces, and I don&#8217;t like being reminded of toilet. Maybe you do? You freak.
My sister sent me this great quote by Mark Twain:
Twenty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only person left in the world who doesn&#8217;t like the word &#8216;poo&#8217;? It&#8217;s not clever, it&#8217;s not interesting, I don&#8217;t find it funny or cute&#8230;it just reminds me of faeces, and I don&#8217;t like being reminded of toilet. Maybe you do? You freak.</p>
<p>My sister sent me this great quote by Mark Twain:</p>
<blockquote><p>Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn&#8217;t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow-lines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure about imagining myself as an entire boat, but otherwise I&#8217;m on board 100%!</p>
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		<title>What the Postman saw (reprise)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to have a website called Pornturkey.co.uk. It was (in effect) exactly the same as this website, just had a super-catchy (stupid and rude sounding) name.
This site used to be hosted by a company running out of India. It was damn cheap. I mean GOD DAMN cheap. Except for the frequent site crashes and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to have a website called Pornturkey.co.uk. It was (in effect) exactly the same as this website, just had a super-catchy (stupid and rude sounding) name.</p>
<p>This site used to be hosted by a company running out of India. It was damn cheap. I mean GOD DAMN cheap. Except for the frequent site crashes and horrible customer support, I was happy.</p>
<p>Until one day my site was deleted.</p>
<p>They said it was because it was pornographic. No backups. No warnings. I mean&#8230;to say it <em>wasn&#8217;t</em> pornographic seems a bit like splitting hairs, since it has the word PORN in the title&#8230;but even a five-second glance at it would have revealed that there was more Snoop Dogg than doggystyle here.</p>
<p>It had around a year&#8217;s worth of posts on it. I have managed to salvage a bit of the stuff from <a href="http://www.archive.org">Internet Archive project</a>, but I couldn&#8217;t save it all.</p>
<p>One of my favourite things (which I couldn&#8217;t find) was a scan of the postcard my sister sent to me from New York City, September 12 2001. My parents had told me how it was delivered by a postman who was standing in the doorway of our house, as white as sheet, shaking as he handed it over.</p>
<p>Well I found it! Hao de.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pcard1.jpg" alt="" title="September 12th postcard" width="500" height="341" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-966" /></center></p>
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		<title>Holloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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I changed my MSN name to one of my favourite quotes:
&#8220;If you don&#8217;t like your life, you can change it!&#8221;
My interpretation (ok it&#8217;s not the deepest message to interpret) is that you have the power to do whatever you want to do in your own life. You don&#8217;t need to do the same boring-ass job [...]]]></description>
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<p>I changed my MSN name to one of my favourite quotes:</p>
<p><center><strong>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t like your life, you can change it!&#8221;</strong></center></p>
<p>My interpretation (ok it&#8217;s not the deepest message to interpret) is that you have the power to do whatever you want to do in your own life. You don&#8217;t need to do the same boring-ass job every day just to get paid. You don&#8217;t need to live somewhere you hate with people you hate (I swear I&#8217;m not talking about you Oytun/Dalan/Jme lub lub). You don&#8217;t need to stay with your boyfriend if he&#8217;s a dickhead. You don&#8217;t need to stay with your girlfriend if she doesn&#8217;t <strike>give blowjobs</strike> understand you.</p>
<p>Sometimes people get trapped in situations they don&#8217;t like because they don&#8217;t feel enough power (empowerment?) to believe in themselves. Well I&#8217;m telling you now &#8211; IF YOU DON&#8217;T LIKE YOUR LIFE YOU CAN CHANGE IT! Now stop moaning and start doing.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, more importantly it means, if you are showing signs of a receding hairline YOU CAN BUY A WIG!</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/me-old-man.jpg" alt="" title="RAWR" width="400" height="348" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-815" /><br />You hate me coz you ain&#8217;t me</center></p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oytunninja1.jpg" alt="" title="The sword is mightier than the wig" width="400" height="416" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-817" /><br />The sword is mightier than the wig</center></p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ibby.jpg" alt="" title="Blades have more pun" width="400" height="529" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-818" /><br />Blades (blondes) have more pun (fun). <small>sorry</small></center></p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ibbyoytsupercard.jpg" alt="" title="CROSSING FRONTIERS!" width="400" height="422" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-819" /><br />Gomu gomu gomu NINJA!</center></p>
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		<title>London Lie? London Lite vs thelondonpaper readership figures mystery</title>
		<link>http://www.djod.co.uk/2008/08/23/london-lie-london-lite-vs-thelondonpaper-readership-figures-mystery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever looked at a graph and been really suprised by what you saw?

When I read the headline &#8216;Official: Lite is London&#8217;s favourite with 1,021,000 readers each day&#8217; I was not suprised, and glancing at the graphs (above) it was obvious&#8230;thelondonpaper was getting humped by London Lite. Or was it&#8230;?
I don&#8217;t generally read the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever looked at a graph and been really suprised by what you saw?</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/graphs.jpg" alt="The original London Lite and thelondonpaper readership graphs" title="The original London Lite and thelondonpaper readership graphs" width="308" height="231" class="size-full wp-image-751" /></center></p>
<p>When I read the headline <strong>&#8216;Official: Lite is London&#8217;s favourite with 1,021,000 readers each day&#8217;</strong> I was not suprised, and glancing at the graphs (above) it was obvious&#8230;<strong>thelondonpaper</strong> was getting humped by <strong>London Lite</strong>. Or was it&#8230;?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t generally read the stories in London Lite (the pictures are much more entertaining), but following its constant battle with thelondonpaper has been a guilty pleasure of mine. I decided to have a look at the figures a bit closer, and something didn&#8217;t add up. The figures in the graph in the bottom right (15 to 44 year olds) were really close&#8230;just 6,000 difference between the two papers (out of 802,000 (0.75%)), yet the graph seemed to suggest something different (it looked like it could be up to a 200,000 difference).</p>
<p>Looking at the the other graphs, it seemed like all of the graphs were wrong. I decided to draw the graphs myself, using their figures, to see how wrong they were. Here&#8217;s what the readership figures should look like:</p>
<p><center><img src="http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/realgraphs.jpg" alt="The real graphs of London Lite and thelondonpaper readership figures" title="The real graphs of London Lite and thelondonpaper readership figures" width="500" height="260" class="size-full wp-image-752" /><br />Apologies for the crappy quality!</center></p>
<p>Quite a difference. So is London Lite deliberately misleading its readers with these graphs? I&#8217;m sure they will claim that the images behind the figures are not graphs, but simply there for decoration&#8230;but it looks to me like they are misrepresenting what is obviously an extremely close fight for free paper dominance on the streets of London.</p>
<p>My editorial opinion? For once it seems like the blood (ink) is on the London Lite&#8217;s hands.</p>
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