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Check out the stats baby….Here are the searches that make this site the ADULT PLAYGROUND that it is!

26 Jan, Sat, 23:05:08 Google: batman forever vidcaps
27 Jan, Sun, 13:44:10 Yahoo: adultchecksites
28 Jan, Mon, 13:43:02 Google: “kate sanderson” sexy
28 Jan, Mon, 22:43:35 Yahoo: snoop dogg doggystyle vidcaps
29 Jan, Tue, 22:35:20 Google: “kate sanderson”
01 Feb, Fri, 05:49:53 Google: ice cube movie friday vidcaps
02 Feb, Sat, 00:22:41 Google: snoop doggystyle vidcaps
03 Feb, Sun, 04:34:47 Google: “theo scary movie 2″
03 Feb, Sun, 13:13:06 Yahoo: adultchecksites
04 Feb, Mon, 12:12:08 Google: “scary movie 2 sexy”
04 Feb, Mon, 16:24:50 Google: newsround pics nude
04 Feb, Mon, 19:18:07 Yahoo: adultchecksites
05 Feb, Tue, 14:29:07 Google: snoop dogg hardcore vidcaps
05 Feb, Tue, 20:05:00 Google: kate sanderson nude
06 Feb, Wed, 15:35:29 Yahoo: adultchecksites
06 Feb, Wed, 15:35:55 Google: vidcaps of Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle video
07 Feb, Thu, 02:14:09 Google: thai vidcaps vcd
10 Feb, Sun, 16:54:19 Google: vcd cover The curse of the jade scorpion
10 Feb, Sun, 23:08:49 Yahoo: adultchecksites
12 Feb, Tue, 01:29:03 Google: cryfield warwick

I am noticing a trend. Oh dear….

One other serch of note…Someone searched for ‘Dude Where’s My Car Freda’ the other day….hmmm….

Today

I watched some films today…oh God I feel sick as I type these:
Romancing The Stone – A classic? I remembered it better than it was I think.
The Amazing Howard Hughes – Tommy Lee Jones goes mental. Very sssslllloooowwwlllllyyyy.
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- From the Daily Telegraph TV Guide: “(1965) Erotic drama starring Tura
Satana and Lori Williams.”. From Oliworld.co.uk Film Guide:”(1965)
Shit.”.

Spooky

Here’s some spooky searches which have brought people to this site…I know of only one person who would search for this:

30 Nov, Fri, 17:03:21 Google: “Matias Ristimaki”

But finding the culprit who searched for this little beauty might be a bit harder to find:

01 Dec, Sat, 10:56:21 Google: tescos nude

Classics.

Funny Searches etc

So here’s some great searches to brighten
up your Christmas. These were done on Google on Christmas Day 2001
(December 25th). Do not email me telling me they’re wrong coz I don’t
care.

Search Term: “i love oli”
Site: Arwyn’s Journal – Read about her life!

Search Term: “i hate oli”
Site: Beschreibung – Some chick’s homework (I think)

Search Term: “Oli rules”
Site: Oli rules – French bloke. Pok�mon. Fish. Say no more.

Search Term: “Oli does not rule”
Site: Your search – “oli does not rule” – did not match any documents. – I knew it!

Search Term: “Tesco porn”
Site: Free Hardcore Sex – cock facial cumshots adultchecksites … – I had to know…

Ho ho ho

Here’s the funny stuff that you all come here for:

16 Nov, Fri, 20:33:05 Google: superted pics
17 Nov, Sat, 01:52:36 Yahoo: www.wwf sunny nude
17 Nov, Sat, 11:58:30 Yahoo: raising the kirsk
19 Nov, Mon, 03:46:49 Yahoo: afghanistan women nude pic
19 Nov, Mon, 17:12:18 Google: pics of clawz and little yin from x fire
19 Nov, Mon, 17:27:08 Google: x-fire clawz
20 Nov, Tue, 01:22:32 Google: osama dickead picture
20 Nov, Tue, 16:52:48 Google: pictures of Victoria climbie
21 Nov, Wed, 07:56:22 Google: “kate sanderson” nude

I’m
not kidding if I find the person who keeps putting Kate Sanderson Nude,
with or without speech marks, I’ll break their bones into dust and use
it to make an iced latte…

Browser Stats

Yo Yo Yo my main (irish) man Seamus liked the Geobrowser stats so much I decided to update them for today!

.net Network 82 32.66%
.com US Commercial 46 18.32%
– Unknown 46 18.32%
.uk United Kingdom 35 13.94%
.fr France 24 9.56%
.au Australia 4 1.59%
.edu US Educational 3 1.19%
.mx Mexico 2 0.79%
.my Malaysia 2 0.79%
.be Belgium 2 0.79%
.de Germany 2 0.79%
.ar Argentina 1 0.39%
.nl Netherlands 1 0.39%
.sg Singapore 1 0.39%

Welcome to the pornstars from Holland!

Search Stuff

If you click on the little graphic in my menu
bar on the LEFT of the screen you too can look at the interesting
routes people have taken to find this site, including these search
terms:

05 Nov, Mon, 17:24:09 Google: nottingham firework display goose fair
06 Nov, Tue, 08:50:32 Yahoo: anna kournikova knackered
08 Nov, Thu, 15:46:46 Google: Islamic pics honeycomb
10 Nov, Sat, 08:43:44 Google: theo scary movie 2 sexy pics
10 Nov, Sat, 10:24:24 Google: “uncle bin”
11 Nov, Sun, 20:35:50 Yahoo: racial-discrimination nude pics
12 Nov, Mon, 00:30:48 Yahoo: RAISING THE KIRSK

oh yeah and the asshole who tried to search for ‘Kate Sanderson Nude’ just remember she’s my FAMILY ou dirtbag!