China doesn’t exist
The Evidence
Over the past 14 years I have been collecting evidence to prove that China, the country famous for rice and high population density, does not exist. Below is a list, with each point containing facts that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the existence of 'China' is actually an elaborate hoax created by the USA. Read on...
Maid in Manhattan or Made in China?
The Facts
- Great Wall of China
- Hong Kong
- Chinese myths and fantasies
- Chun Li
- Made In China
- Chinese Food
- Yao Ming
- Why fake a country?
- Who is Mr.Leng / Mr.Wu / Mr Fung really then?
- Another reason for China - Weapons
- Kung-Fu
- Misinformation
- Chinese girls
- SARS
- Conclusion
Great Wall of China
If anyone ‘visits’ China, they will no doubt regale you with stories of this wall’s vast history and presence.
I got news for you. It doesn’t exist.
Yes, I said it. One of the most famous landmarks in the world – the Great Wall of China, is nothing more than an American scam story – a huge hoax to accomplish two goals:
- To generate income from stupid fat American tourists*
- To conjure up the image of a ‘border’ in ‘China’
Even the first Chinese astronaut confirmed that he couldn’t see it, and if that wasn’t proof enough, the TRIVIAL HALL OF FAME confirms this.
*This income comes from Americans getting on planes, being flown to the middle of the Mexican desert and being shown a small stone wall and being forced to buy tacky memorabilia like t-shirts that say ‘I walked the length of the Great Wall of China and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!’.
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Hong Kong
If you’ve been to University (or have ever had a Chinese takeaway), you’ve met someone from Hong Kong. Some of us may have kissed people from this sun-kissed principality, or perhaps even had something longer than a one night stand in a dirty hotel room in Clapham. Anyway, there’s one thing about Honkies that just doesn’t fit with their faces…
They all have an American accent!
What’s the reason for this ex-BRITISH colony’s addiction to speaking with the slovenly tongue of the yanks? Because their country BORDERS AMERICA!
It’s hard to believe, but think about it…Hong Kong shares a border with ‘China’, but what if China wasn’t there? It would be next to CALIFORNIA!
So what was the whole ‘UK handover of Hong Kong’ thing all about? Simple – after the British single-handedly won World War 2, we told the Americans that we wanted something in return. Being conniving bastards, the Americans decided to ‘lease’ it to us, for 52 years (1945-1997). As every Brit is true to his word, we gave it back and got out of Asia quick!
DKNYHK?
The Hong Kongese people have no clue that the ‘country’ that lies next to them is not actually the mythical China that they have grown up hearing about, but some evidence does still exist to corroborate the facts – Look at this item on sale in a HONG KONG bag shop (online) – do you need any more proof?
Chinese myths and fantasies
Little needs to be said about this category – it’s obvious. There are hundreds of myths about China, including monkeys and kings and stuff. Realistic? I think not…
The monkey ruined the high jump competition
http://www.chinavista.com/experience/story/story.html - Chinese myths
Chun Li
She couldn't afford proper clothes - or COULD she?
China’s most famous export – Chun Li…what could be more authentic? APPLE PIE! That’s what! We all played Street Fighter 2 on our Super Nintendo (we may even have played SF2 Turbo before we got sick of Capcom trying to rip us off and of course the advent of what we (in the business) call shit joypads (ie Saturn, N64, Gamecube, PS2, XBOX) that couldn’t handle the perfection of the game…ANYWAY…
SHE SPOKE ENGLISH!
This girl from the countryside of China, untouched by man (except Vega who fucked her a couple of times I reckon), said one thing in SF2 – ‘SPINNING BIRD KICK’. Now I don’t speak tangerine or whatever weird language they’re meant to speak in ‘China’, but I’m dam sure that’s an English phrase, spoken in English, by an English speaker. QED.
Ps, sorry about the semi-naked pic, she’s just fit…
Made in China
The second most famous phrase from China (the first being ‘I’ll kick your monkey asses my fuckin’ self’), but what are its roots? Check out this website:
It says it's made in China, so why is it ALL IN ENGLISH?
If everything was MADE in China then why the hell would they write ‘Made in China’ in English? Are we meant to think that all of our trainers and t-shirts are made in sweat shops in the middle of Beijing with one white slave master running the whole show, telling them what to put? Wouldn’t they just write ???? or some shit…
Chinese Food
I’m no expert, but if Chinese food comes from China then WHY CAN I BUY IT IN FINCHLEY ROAD? Chilli beef with special rice and apple fritters…the dream ‘Chinese’ meal, but I don’t pay for it in Chinese Yuan Renminbi, I pay GREAT BRITISH POUNDS! - http://eatingspot.com/textsearch/detail.php3?1758806206
Shanghai: Two Chinese people enjoy a tasty snack
The explanation for the confusion is thus: One day some Israeli dude had some rice in his cupboard and an egg in his fridge so he did the usual stuuuuudent thing – put it all in a pan and cooked it for his friends. They liked it so much that he opened a restaurant, called ‘Fu King Ace’ and a whole culture was born…
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Yao Ming
He’s tall, he plays basketball, he’s in Houston…and that’s not the end of the similarities between Yao Ming and Nelly…Our favourite mid west rapper loves wearing white suits and just blingin’ out…well look here:
"I love the way you do that right thurrrrr"
http://www.yaomingmania.com - Yao Ming – White suit, basketball, Houston, BLACK!
Why fake a country?
After the Second World War, the Americans were faced with a dilemma. They realized they couldn’t take an active role in wars anymore because they were STUPID, so they needed an enemy that they’d never need to actually fight….step forward Englebert Diddley from Kansas, who came up with the name ‘China’ for this fake country by taking the first letter from the first name of all of his children: Charlie, Harry, Ingrid, Nancy and Jessica (her friends called her ‘Ass-hungry Jessica’ at school)…
So China was born, a threat, an unknown, an enemy.
Next, the USA bought every map in the world and changed them. All. Look:
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Who is Mr.Leng / Mr.Wu / Mr Fung really then?
An interesting question. Some people may have met people who claim to be from ‘China’, but this is obviously not true. In fact, ‘Chinese’ people are merely Americans dressed in skin tight suits, working as spies across the world. You probably remember the story of an American spy plane being shot down over China…amazingly enough this was just a first practice for America’s next big project: constructing a terrorist attack on an American city to give an excuse to expand China into the middle east so they could acquire enough petrol to run their weapons arsenal. Boom!
http://xoomer.virgilio.it/naestefa/Inglese/rp21/USChina2.htm - Training exercise gone wrong, or World Trade Centre Beta testing?
Another reason for China - Weapons
Check out this report of WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) in China - http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/china/bmdo1995.pdf. This was back in 1995, and they had SHITLOADS then. How many you think ‘they’ have now? But why would China keep buying and or manufacturing big weapons?
Because they don’t exist!
‘Huh?’ I hear you moan. Let me explain. After the famine of 1964, when California was cut off from the rest of the continental USA and no McDonald’s animal fat could get through to their restaurants across the state, many people died of malnutrition. Instead of repopulating this area, the Americans started using it as a big warehouse for its weapons (remember, there isn’t an American intelligent enough to be trusted with a kitchen knife, let alone a nuclear warhead) – and if Hans Blix and his buddies just looked in the middle of where they think the Pacific ocean is, they’d find 2,000,000,000,000,000 (yes two GABILLION) nuclear bombs. Damn!
Background material / Propaganda
Kung-Fu
We all love those wacky Chinese actors in Kung-Fu movies, right?
Jackie Chan! Andy Lau!
Who could forget their Oscar nominated performances in Rush Hour and Infernal Affairs?! China must be proud!
Errrr….no. Because they’re not from China, they’re from Hong Kong! What were you thinking you racist bastards? Jackie? Andy? Doesn’t sound very Chinese to me!
BUT WHAT ABOUT BRUCE LEE?
The most famous of them all, a gifted fighter and actor, from the heart of China, raised with lions and monkeys and taught to battle for his dinner…
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Name: Bruce Lee Siu-lung Born: November 27, 1940 (San Francisco, CA, USA) |
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Misinformation
Americans are easily confused, but sometimes they use this debatable ‘skill’ to their advantage – by using propaganda to try to fool people into thinking the unthinkable: that Chinese women and American women are somehow different:
Chinese women make much better wives than American women: http://www.nomarriage.com/x/chinesewife.html
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Well this classic double-bluff doesn’t cut it with me, buster.
Chinese girls
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SARS
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Do you know someone with SARS? I sure don’t.
I do know that someone went to the trouble of making a site about SARS being a scam, and it wasn’t me! So it MUST BE TRUE!
SARS or South African Revenue Service?
Conclusion
The evidence is clear and unadulterated. I have passed my information on the MI6 and other leading intelligence services across Europe and Africa, for their consideration.
The only question that remains to be answered is 'why?'. Why has this charade been allowed to take place for so long? Why don't the nations of the world unite to expse the thousands of 'Chinese' people (spies) across the world? Why won't people LISTEN TO ME?!?!!?
Yours, in peace and prosperity,
o-O*li
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