Mann (Feat 50 Cent) – Buzzin’

Fireeeeeeeeeee! 好听死了！ Or on Youku:

Help! Can anyone read this? – 帮帮我！帮笨蛋老外读一下！

Can anyone tell me what this character says or means? It's on the bottom of a jar (around 30cm tall) - see photos! 有谁可以告诉偶这些字是什么意思？它们印在一个罐子底下（大概30cm高吧)－如图所示～ Thanks~~ 谢谢你~~

Judge rules inmate ‘bitten on penis by rodent’ may sue

Faith

Food for thought

If you have a bomb, don’t cut it

Why you shouldn’t buy your parents a scanner for Christmas – 圣诞节千万别送扫描仪给你父母

Here's a good example of why you shouldn't buy your parents a scanner for Christmas. They'll go straight to the old shoebox that is stuffed full of old photos of you...and even if they want to be cute and fun, it will never end well.... 给你举个很好的例子，告诉你为什么圣诞节不能送扫描仪给你父母。因为他们会立马把装满你旧照片的鞋盒翻出来…及时他们想找一些可爱有趣的照片，最后往往都不会…… My reaction: Oh, cool! A photo of when I was young! 我的回应：噢，酷！我小时候的照片！ CLose Weight Exercise up... 特写… And then... 然后… My reaction: Oh! Another photo of when I was young! Cool! 我的回应： 噢！又是我小时候的照片！酷！ Another cLose Weight Exercise up... 然后还是特写… And then... 接着… My reaction: Errrmm....Please tell me that I have a twin sister who you sent to the orphanage... 我的回应：呃…… 我是不是有个双胞胎姐姐被送到孤儿院去了… I don't think we need a cLose Weight Exercise up of that one. Next year they're getting socks. 我觉得这张就不要特写了。明年，我会送给他们袜子。

Google Blocked In China

It seems that someone didn't get the Christmas gift they wanted, as Google is now blocked in China. Totally! I'm not just talking about the (often) useless Google Docs, or some maps of Goverment resources...I'm saying that everything on the Google.com (http and https) is now blocked! Google Blocked In China That means China has blocked access to Gmail! It means I can't access search! It means...well...we have been here before, so right now it doesn't mean much. If it lasts more than a few days, then it's time to get scared. Why is Google blocked in China? A recent story in the Global Times said that there might be a shutdown if the company didn't comply with moving maps servers to the mainland next year...but few thought that it would happen this quickly. As a site-block-veteran (tm), I would expect full service to resume in the next 48 hours. Until then, time to get on your China VPN and resume normal service. I'll try to keep this post updated for any news about the Google China block - if you hear any news or gossip then please share in the comments!