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Apr 14, 2002
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Well
I finished the book I bought yesterday (The Brethren) (WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I’M BORED?!?!), that’s over 1000 pages in 2 days. And i’ve been
sleeping so well…but i’m just about ready to get away from America
(err i mean Florence)…
It is quite depressing just hearing
Americans talk to their fucking parents all day on their
mobiles….like I am now (listening, not talking)…It is a bit weird
how some people just don’t seem to give a fuck about where they are,
they just talk loud about their personal lives. SHUT THE FUCK UP
GIRL!!!! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SIGNING UP FOR YOUR CLASSES! OR
YOUR STUPID BITCH PROBABLY-UGLY FRIEND’S NEW COMPUTER! I honestly
didn’t think that people really had the kind of Baywatch voice until I
came here. It is quite scary. Oh my god i don’t believe it, at least 6
more idiots just walked in. I’m so glad my computer is in the corner
and next to it the computer is broken!!! SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR DAD’S
THUMB! I DON’T CARE!

Sorry. The German guy is trying to further our friendship. It’s not
working working. He suggested we take a ride in his car to view the
city. I suggested no. Oh yeah last night we were ‘chatting’ and he said
‘I don’t mind if we takl in english because it is so frustrating
talking in italian all of the time’. I said ‘whatever’ and we started
talking in english. I nearly pissed myself…He is good, don’t get me
wrong, but every time he forgot a word (like Christmas) he cussed
himself out SO BADLY!!! If he was Japanese I think he would have fallen
on his sword right there and then…”CHRISTMAS! Of course! Stupid
Tom!”. I am a shitbag.

Britney

Apr 12, 2002
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Well I think the secretary of the school has finally
had enough of me…not content with sending me to the home of an
obvious alcoholic freakshow on wheels, she then tells me today that i
have to pay her the money i owe him (200 euros) plus 20 for Mariatzell
staying because she doesn’t believe i’ll pay him as i never see him
(because he is never in his own house the weirdo)…Anyway i just had
my final lesson of grammar, it went fine but nobody was in class but me
because the japs all got drunk ast night on Sicillian wine (of which
more later)…

Oh yeah anyway after the secretary dude woman told my a$$ off i asked
her if she could hook me up with a certificate saying i’d been to
school. She said yes, then I asked if maybe, just maybe, she could
mention that I was in Italy for 2 weeks….NO NO NO NO NO that’s
impossible. I paid this fuckin place 202 euros for 20 hours tuition and
they can’t even put the fucking truth on a piece of paper for me.
Thanks a million.